We're two best friends with lots of time and even more opinions. This is our ridiculously broad pop-culture podcast, and we couldn't be more excited to spin up the Hot Take machine and get caught in its gears. Screaming.
Part 1 of our Resident Evil Spaintacular covers the original in sprawling and unfocused detail.
13 Nov 2022
#13 – Stray
Stray is a game about being a Li'l Kiddy Cat, exploring the history of Kowloon Walled City, and the unknowable essence of humanity.
15 Aug 2018
#12 – Invictus
It metis not heau strait the gate, Heau chahged with punishmints the scroll, Oi am the mestah of my faite, Oi am the keptin of my saul.
11 Aug 2018
#11 – Behind The Music
The reason this episode is so late is cause I got tied up dealing with Celestial Winter Trash's legal team (they're RUTHLESS), and then I tried to play some Mario Kart to cool off but it only made things worse.
31 Jul 2018
#10 – Shitty Riposte
It's the PWNHY Tenniversary Special, and we fucked it up by oversharing on anime. But if you like discourse on pro wrestling, Gerudo politics, or bad ska eulogies, this is the show for you!
23 Jul 2018
#9 – You Say Turismo, I Say Turismo
Remember in Naruto when they timeskipped and Shikamaru got wicked competent and everybody stopped dressing like they were on a Saturday morning PBS cartoon? This is not that. At all.
4 Apr 2018
#8 – Worst Best Friends
Broaden your horizons regarding what people can get away with in professional filmmaking and video game development in this joke-tacular belated April Fool's special! We tackle disappointing DLC, suffocating soundtracks, and classic Fools' hoaxes from over the years.
28 Mar 2018
#7 – No Win Scenarios
In this, the first ever podcasting bildungsroman, Skavi and Juan learn about inappropriate covers, shitty tournaments, and the role of indoctrination in neoliberal capitalism. Also yr Fortnite is trash.
21 Mar 2018
#6 – Revenge Of The N.E.R.D.
Juan confronts some demons from his youth in this episode as we discuss surrealism in anime, game design, and film. Make Tommy go away.
13 Mar 2018
#5 – Duelist Mouth
This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Finally, the secret of the special features on the home release of Thor 2: The Dark World are revealed. We also walk back our views on bad ice cream, and Skavi activates their trap card.
6 Mar 2018
#4 – This is My Twin, T’Challla, with 3 L’s
Today's episode has two sickbois as we discuss similarities to Childish Gambino on the new Janelle Monae, and Juan sniffles and croaks his way through an illness. Also, we conclude our reading of Black Panther, discuss a new giant robot strategy game, and the dark pig skeletons in David Cameron's closet.
27 Feb 2018
#3 – Devil May Cry: Dante’s Ding-Dong
Submitted for Grammy consideration, this episode see us diving down the rabbit hole of bad movie CGI and golden-age reality TV. Plus a troubling discovery in some browser documentation.
18 Feb 2018
#2 – Christopher Nolan’s Dragon Ball Super
We’re back with better audio quality, hotter takes, and actual introductions! Join us this week as we discuss Black Panther (with no spoilers), Shadow of the Colossus, Guy Fieri, latin american folk music, and more.
13 Feb 2018
#1 – What’s Your Return Policy On Horses
The inaugural episode of Podcasts Will Never Help You or PWNHY. Call us what you like as long as you're calling! Join us this week as we discuss celebrity restaurants, I, Tonya, continuing to engage with music you listened to as a Teen, going to jail for GTA Online crimes, and more!
P.S. MalContent Studios is aware of the sound. Don't @ MalContent Studios regarding the sound.
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