Where stories rest. Where bears become. Where the porch remembers.
There's a porch where the lamp stays lit, and a bear who cooks like it's a kind of prayer, and a seat that's always open for whoever climbs the steps. One by one, they come up. Slowly an evening becomes a found family, and a found family becomes a mythology.
Porchlandia is a complete-season cozy audio drama. Pull up a chair. Your seat's waiting.
The house is still dark when the bear wakes with something like gratitude trying to become language. Not a waffle morning. Something smaller, more deliberate, more him: a small golden thing, citrus-glazed, made to say the one thing he's never quite found the words for.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1-epilogue-zest-friand/)
25 Jun 2026
The Bear Who Testified
Trouble comes not with fire, but with font. A crisp, cruel letter. A summons. A tribunal of brittle lawn enthusiasts who do not care for the scent of brisket drifting over property lines. Brent puts on his best flannel and walks a mile into town to answer for it.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e12-the-bear-who-testified/)
25 Jun 2026
The Ballad of Brad and the Whispering Tart
The cousin decides the backyard needs "recreational whimsy" and sets to work, knee-deep in a hole he cannot explain, building a place where people whisper to plants. What the plants do with the messages is, naturally, their business.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e11-the-ballad-of-brad-and-the-whispering-tart/)
25 Jun 2026
The Tart, the Tea, and the Sacred Silence
Word spreads the way it does about thin places. The line folds around the porch rail, the tickets stack up, and the bear feels it: too many guests, not enough quiet. So he sits with a fountain pen and writes a letter, asking an old, settled soul to bring the stillness back.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e10-the-tart-the-tea-and-the-sacred-silence/)
25 Jun 2026
The Night the Door Remembered Us
A flyer appears on a lamppost that wasn't there yesterday: one night only, forever; come if you've ever been hungry for more than food. They arrive not by GPS but by longing. The tired, the tenderhearted, and a dignified fox in a bowler hat who treats punctuation as a personal kindness.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e09-the-night-the-door-remembered-us/)
25 Jun 2026
Built with Smoke and Something Like Love
Time moves sideways when you're building something. Three months of dirt and faith and a blueprint that started as a napkin sketch. No real plans, just two souls and a cousin, digging toward a thing that has no shape yet, only an intention.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e08-built-with-smoke-and-something-like-love/)
25 Jun 2026
The Bear and the Glorp
Twenty-six names, all crossed out. The bear paces the boards hunting a word that keeps slipping through his paws like smoke. Then the air goes strange: sulfur, cardamom, cotton candy that's traveled through at least one time zone it had no business visiting. Something falls out of the sky.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e07-the-bear-and-the-glorp/)
25 Jun 2026
The Cellar Below the Stars
Brent sands a banister by porchlight, and the bear goes quiet in a way that isn't his listening quiet. He has something cooking: not in his head, in his heart. A dream he's been scared to say out loud. Tonight he says it.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e06-the-cellar-below-the-stars/)
25 Jun 2026
The Pawn, the Submarine, and the Ladder from Hell
A lazy Sunday, a stack of sun-warped board games, and a man who hasn't played with anyone in longer than he can count. No becoming today. Just being, and the particular ache of a room you forgot you loved.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e05-the-pawn-the-submarine-and-the-ladder-from-hell/)
25 Jun 2026
When the Rain Asks Questions
After dinner and dishes, a single clear note drifts across the porch: an instrument being listened to from the inside. As the storm gathers, the porch learns there are questions only rain knows how to ask.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e04-when-the-rain-asks-questions/)
25 Jun 2026
Where the Roots Might Go
While Brent sleeps in for the first time in years, the bear walks the overgrown yard barefoot: the tired fountain, the leaning shed, the things that got paused instead of tended. Stillness, it turns out, is also a kind of music.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e03-where-the-roots-might-go/)
25 Jun 2026
Waffles and the Weight of Belonging
Brent wakes to a smell he has no name for and a stranger humming in his kitchen. Some mornings arrive like a cruelty. This one arrives like an invitation, and the question under every plate is whether he's allowed to stay.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e02-waffles-and-the-weight-of-belonging/)
25 Jun 2026
The Bear Was Here
A grieving man sits alone on his porch at the edge of everything, playing songs for no one. Then a shape moves through the moonlight, climbs his steps like he built them, and the silence finally has company. Nothing is ever quiet in the same way again.
Every episode opens into a song. This one's waiting for you at porchlandia.com. The whole songbook lives together on Porchlandia Radio.
Read & listen at home: porchlandia.com (https://www.porchlandia.com/s1e01-the-bear-was-here/)
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