Portal Pioneers Ella Eugenie, Edmario Lesi, and Lilian James examine the truths and fictions afflicting Modern Man/Woman/Monster. Each week, they bring forth a Portal. That is, a concept, person, or event that has transformed their worldviews. Ella, Edmario, and Lilian were transformed by their love for each other. Now they open their portals to help transform the universe.
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The world is your Oyster. Do you dare touch that Pearl? On this Space, Time, Life, Love, and Law defying episode of Portals, Pioneer Lilian James steers her favourite Worldmates Ella Eugenie and Edmario Lesi through the Portal of Wordliness. Passengers will learn to see the World with open eyes, to wander with open minds, and to remember that even while you are chopped, tired, bad at sex, and lacking formal education, you are actually sitting on a pile of gold. So get off your tush and onto your feet: the World is calling.
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27 Nov 2025
07. The Playhouse Only We Know
The Portals Playhouse cordially invites you, Girls Women Professionals, to come have a Playdate inside their Mind Palace. On this slaytastic episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie invites Playmate Edmario and Playmaster Lilian to frolic inside the portal of Playhouses: the games, characters, and pranks that create our plays with ourselves and each other. We invite passengers to master the life-sustaining value of playing 4ever, how to spot a Shithouse Playhouse, and what can be done to play toward love <3. So, why don’t we go? There’s a Playhouse Only We Know.
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18 Nov 2025
06. Can I Get a Witness?
Do you take this Khia to be your lawfully chopped witness? If your answer is ‘I do’, enter this portal immediately! In this special episode of Portals, Edmario and Ella reflect on the magical evening that was Edmario’s lifelong best friend Glenda’s Adelaide wedding while Lilian hides in witness protection. As key witness at the wedding, Edmario signed his testimony upon the sacred parchment of the marriage certificate. As Khia witness, Ella befriended the Groomsman’s ex basketball coach. So open your real eyes, clock them real lies, and prepare to realise the responsibility you have to witness the world around you.
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11 Nov 2025
05. Bombshell Summer
Suns out. Buns out. Baby, it’s Bombshell Outside. On this sweltering hot episode of Portals, Pioneer Lilian struts cohosts Ella and Edmario down the red carpet of desFIRE as they explore the portal of what has been deemed ‘Bombshell Summer’: a hot new era for the coming months, a sexy, sultry, sun-pashed season of love. Passengers will learn the value of phases, how to embrace their summer persona, and the message of conviction and hope in Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’. Step out the Bombshell Factory and into the sun - everyone’s gonna wanna be us.
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4 Nov 2025
04. I Hope this Haunts You (Halloween Special)
What’s that? Where? Behind you! Is that- Portals’ first holiday special episode? It sure is. On this spooky special episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie asks her cohosts to bring in their scariest real life horror stories that haunt their every waking move. We reflect on secret fourth cohost, Beyonce’s thesis, bestowed in her pop masterpiece ‘Haunted’: I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me. So get behind us Passengers, we’re going to protect each other from the ghosts of our pasts!
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28 Oct 2025
03. Idol Back on Top
Should your idol be a little chopped? Will you meet them in the club? Do you need to circumnavigate the world solo at 16 years old to become an idol? On episode three of Portals, Pioneer Edmario Lesi and his cohosts answer all these questions whilst discussing the broader implications of Dianna Agron’s 2023 Vogue Czechoslovakia cover. False Gods beware; this is not the episode for you.
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21 Oct 2025
02. She a Hunch!
If you suspect a tree has fallen in the forest but you do not inquire, are you a hunchback? In this episode of Portals, pioneer Lilian James guides passengers into the portal of things we know but cannot prove aka HUNCHES. Passengers will learn how to identify hunches, discern them from other feelings, and when to embark on fact finding missions to prove or disprove intuition. But first, covfefe?
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26 Sept 2025
01. The World is Out for Your Soul
Attention! The world is out for your soul! In this episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie ambitiously guides her passengers into the portal of the human soul: our inner peace, our life-force, the ocean within which our deepest intentions reside. Passengers will learn when NOT to go inside a petrol station, the soul-protecting benefits of looking chopped, and the dangerous glory of bargaining your soul for a fiddle of gold.
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