
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast
Portland Vanity Soccer
4.5from 27 ratings
- 132
- Episodes
- 7
- Transcribed
- 27
- Ratings
- Bi-weekly
- Cadence
- 2020
- First episode
About Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast
Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die. For breaking soccer news… For insight that excels… For expert analytics… ...you better go somewhere else. But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying: “I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.” - Hugh Mann "Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state." -Stephanie “I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.” - definitely the real Merritt Paulson “¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?” - Diego “They're pretty nice, for assholes.” - Dane “They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?” - your grandma “I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.” - Tyler “Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!” -McG “I quit.” - Randy Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
- Publisher
- Portland Vanity Soccer
- Category
- sports
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 10 Jan 2020
- Latest episode
- 29 Sept 2026
Latest episodes
7 of 132 episodes have a transcript.

29 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
Episode 131 (season 7 episode 13) - Hat Trick Losers

2 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
Episode 130 (season 7 episode 12) - We didn’t die in LA

5 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT
Episode 129 (season 7 episode 11) - A Girthy Six DORK
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.4 / 5
- 21 ratings
- Spotify
- 5.0 / 5
- 6 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 30 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 25
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 0
- Engagement
- 85
Contact Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast
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- Does not typically book guests
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Questions about Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast
How often do new episodes come out?
The show publishes bi-weekly, based on its RSS feed.
Does Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast take guests?
The show does not typically feature guests, based on episode analyses.
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