A redneck called me gay and punched me in a Walmart parking lot
Wearing an argyle sweater in the Ozarks and staring at people may get you assaulted, Be warned.
18 Apr 2026
Micro-Anecdote: Vandalism
Chris tells you a story about defacing a dry erase board in a college dorm, but it's worthy of a chuckle.
18 Apr 2026
Zany veiny varicocele surgery, testosterone boast, nude modeling with a weird ball
In this episode I discuss my genuine varicocele surgery (~4 years ago) and how it restored my fertility. No shilling products or fakery! I also brag about an inexplicably high testosterone reading from a hormone test. There are also anecdotes that are all real but may come across as silly - but I assure you they are DEADLY SERIOUS.
11 Apr 2026
First Listener Celebration - Oxford, UK - whining about foreigners saying mean things about the US
Analytics says that someone in Oxford downloaded my previous two episodes. Thanks! This ramble is for you, even if you're a scammer or identity thief!
5 Mar 2026
Invention ideas and questions on how to not get ripped off
Chris talks for about 8 minutes about his invention ideas and lays out some things he is wondering about how to go about the process of patenting and legally protecting the darn things. He also asks about whether anyone can comment, and ponders about whether there are benefits to journaling about dreams.
3 Mar 2026
My first episode WAHOO YIPPEE
Chris forgets that he had originally intended to cross examine his excuses and instead makes a list of pros and cons about them. After some false starts and stammering, he tells two stories that he fails to connect back to his original theme because wearing headphones and looking at Audacity derailed his train of thought.
The host then invites listeners to his house to clean his disorganized garage.
Comedy!
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