Prison Pennies

About Prison Pennies

Looking for a break from the mundane? Want to embark on a hilarious escapade that's part romance, part crime, and all laughs? Well, buckle up and grab your pens (or keyboards) because Prison Pennies is here to whisk you away on the wildest ride of your podcasting life! Join Sasha and her partner in crime, June (yeah, that’s the name we’re sticking with), two unemployed pals – one with a knack for picking the worst guys, and the other crazy enough to join her – as they dive headfirst into the unpredictable and untamed realm of prison pen pals! Expect side-splitting banter, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of comedic relief as our dynamic duo navigates the ups and downs of forging connections behind bars. From heartfelt letters to downright bizarre encounters, each episode promises a rollercoaster of emotions and a boatload of laughs. But wait, there's more! Along the way, you'll also get practical advice on pen pal etiquette, insights into the criminal justice system, and eye-opening interviews with guests who've been there, done that, and got the prison jumpsuit to prove it. So, who's this podcast for? Anyone in need of a laugh, an escape from reality, or just a darn good story. Whether you're a seasoned pen pal pro or a curious newbie, Prison Pennies guarantees to deliver entertainment, enlightenment, and maybe even a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of life. Get ready to laugh out loud and perhaps reconsider your life choices – all while exploring the uncharted territory of relationships behind bars. Tune in, subscribe, and prepare for a podcasting journey like no other. Because when life gives you lemons, why not write a letter to someone in prison? Let's make some hilarious memories together, shall we? New episodes drop every Thursday at 3PM CST. Want more? Join the Pennie Party: find us @PrisonPennies across social media.

Category

comedy · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

28 Mar 2024

Latest episode

29 Aug 2024

Latest episodes

18 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   29 Aug 2024

   Final Goodbye

   For those of you who aren’t following us on IG, it’s time to say goodbye to Prison Pennies. We've cherished every moment connecting with you all, and while we’re closing this chapter, we’re excited to start a new adventure! Our next show has nothing to do with prisoners but will be packed with the same fun shenanigans you love. We’d be thrilled for you to join us on this new journey. Reach out to us at prisonpennies@hotmail.com (mailto:prisonpennies@hotmail.com), and we’ll send you the link once we’re up and running! We love you all, and whether you come along or not, thank you so much for listening! XO, Sasha & June

2. 

   11 Jul 2024

   Dark Revelations and Shenanigans: Creepy Encounters, SOS Moments, and Funny Friendship Highlights

   In the wildly entertaining fifteenth episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha dives into a traumatically dark Sweet Spot that leaves June with even more questions after listening back during editing. To shake off the darkness, the girls indulge in some much-needed shenanigans. Discover the one thing keeping Sasha's rage at bay, finally learn June's eye color, and enjoy the girls recounting some of the most memorable moments in their friendship. Plus, Sasha shares a truly creepy personal event that has them calling for an adultier adult. It's one of those "ghosting feels like the only option" situations, and they need your input. SOS!

3. 

   5 Jul 2024

   ...And It Just Keeps Coming: Horror Shows, Penpals, and the Sweet Spot - Part Deux

   In the scintillating fourteenth episode of Prison Pennies, the tea just keeps spilling! Picking up right where we left off, Sasha and June dive deeper into the rollercoaster that is Garfield's penpal saga. June dishes out some must-hear advice for anyone brave enough to write to an inmate, while things get awkwardly intriguing with Shawn's new flame (let's hope Mike swoops in to save the day). Expect the usual wild tangents and hilarious ramblings that you've come to love. Buckle up, because this ride is far from over!

4. 

   27 Jun 2024

   Back in the Closet: Horror Shows, Penpals, and the Sweet Spot

   In the tantalizing thirteenth episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June are finally back in their beloved closet, and the excitement is palpable! Did Sasha make it to that sexy horror movie striptease show? And just how wild is June's ever-evolving penpal roster getting? Buckle up for unexpected updates, outrageous ramblings, and all the juicy details. WARNING: If your name is Mike, prepare to be aggressively and shamelessly hit on.

5. 

   20 Jun 2024

   Our Favorite Things: Gummies, Murderous Magic Mike, and Motherhood

   The 12th episode of Prison Pennies is a little different as it was filmed back-to-back with episode 11. Sasha was leaving for vacation, and we didn't want to leave you hanging again. Forgive us as we shove sour watermelon gummies in our mouths while we kick things off. Sasha gets distracted by a murderous Magic Mike show, and June's just trying to string two thoughts together. The closet may need a fan for this one! Discover Sasha's secret weakness and June's family's hilarious counterbalance. Dive into the crimes of female death row inmates while we brainstorm ways to better protect our kids. It's a chaotic, gummy-fueled ride you won't want to miss!

6. 

   15 Jun 2024

   Our Least Favorite Things: Death-row Inmates, Medical Residents, and Catacomb People

   In the 11th episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June find themselves teetering on the edge of frustration and disenchantment. June is stubbornly clinging to her relationship with Garfield, much to Sasha's chagrin. Amidst the chaos, June has a revelation about what love truly means to her. Meanwhile, Sasha is on a mission to find June a new penpal, but it’s an uphill battle. And not in retribution, June lets a "fun fact" slip that will haunt Sasha’s dreams forever. And oh, please ignore the small dog barking in the background – June was dog-sitting, but rest assured, no dogs were harmed in the making of this episode (or after).

7. 

   6 Jun 2024

   The New Trifecta: Sex, Prison, and Crime

   In the wild tenth episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June realize just how far down the rabbit hole they've fallen. Sasha's a bit apprehensive about their descent, but June is convinced the only way out is through — so grab a shovel and a flashlight, everyone! June's dealing with a "Fatal Attraction" pen pal, yet she's feeling oddly bored and craving a new trifecta. Meanwhile, Sasha stumbles upon a dark corner of prisoners seeking pen pals and finds a strong contender — who is he, and will it work? And the burning question: where is Mike, and will he still swoop in to save them? Tune in for a mix of thrills, chills, and giggles!

8. 

   30 May 2024

   Locked In: Love, Stalkers, and Pretzel Bread

   In the ninth episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June are reunited in their precious closet. But hold onto your hats—prison lockdowns are wreaking havoc! Sasha is on a rampage over her friend's creepy stalker, while June can’t quite break free from her penpal. Expect hilarious rants about birds, some wild rounds of "Would You Rather," and their outrageous take on the "Man vs. Bear" showdown. With juicy updates, pretzel bread, and a surprise for Sasha, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and drama. As they sign off, they can't help but wonder: is it us you love listening to, or the prison antics? Tune in for a wild ride!

9. 

   23 May 2024

   Zooming Through the Storm: Pen Pals and Poetry

   Batten down the hatches, folks! The storms threw us for a loop and left us scrambling, but we’d never leave you hanging! Bear with our slightly sketchy Zoom recording as we navigate this wild ride. Sasha’s on the struggle bus trying to lock down a pen pal, but fear not—Mike and one of our trusty pennies swoop in to save the day! Get the juicy details on what happens with June's first pen pal, and brace yourself for June's heartfelt message to anyone dealing with relationship abuse. Expect our signature hilarious rants about psychotic episodes in love lives, mixed with serious ponderings: Are women really treated more harshly in prison? And what's the surprising link between prison and poetry? Tune in for storms, secrets, and a whole lot of laughs—because even when the weather's wild, we bring the sunshine! ***June is still looking for the link to the workshop - but it will update here!

10. 

    16 May 2024

    Is That All There Is: Turning to Women & Uncovering Secrets

    In the electrifying seventh episode of Prison Pennies, June unveils her third pen pal, but what she thought would be a straightforward connection takes an unexpected turn when she encounters unforeseen challenges. As secret conversations between June and Mike are revealed, drama ensues. Meanwhile, Sasha delves into her own family history, offering poignant insights that illuminate the present situation. Amidst the chaos, June reflects on the complexities of relationship boundaries, the importance of communication cues, and shares a revelation she had about telling men “No.” ...And we know what you may be thinking, despite June's love life might be a trainwreck, her family life and friendships are what dreams are made of. Finally, the burning question on everyone's mind is answered: has June called it quits with her original pen pal? Tune in to find out!

11. 

    9 May 2024

    Desperado: A Peek Behind Bars...and Mike

    Dust off your scrunchies because the sixth episode of Prison Pennies is a '90s flashback style episode, featuring a crossover with Shawn and Mike from Prison Audio – and it's about to get wild! Tune in as we introduce you to June's new pen pal, Shawn, who gives us an honest glimpse of life behind bars, and how he got there. Amidst the hilarious banter and nostalgic reminiscing, Shawn answers our burning questions and gives Sasha some invaluable pen pal advice (she’s in desperate need of some guidance). But the real star of the show? Ladies and gentlemen, you get to meet the one-and-only Mike, who steals the show and our hearts (well at least Sasha’s). Craving more of these charming gentlemen? Head over to www.prisonaudio.com (http://www.prisonaudio.com) for all the behind-the-scenes prison content your heart desires. And hey, if you're feeling like Shawn didn’t get a fair shake, lend your support by signing the petition to help get Shawn home to his family: https://www.change.org/p/department-of-justice-free-shawn-robert-johnson-who-acted-in-self-defense (https://www.change.org/p/department-of-justice-free-shawn-robert-johnson-who-acted-in-self-defense) Now, let's get serious for a sec: We might crack jokes left and right, but harassment of any kind is no laughing matter (even Mike knew what he signed up for when he joined our crazy crew). So, if you ever find yourself wading through uncomfortable waters at work or anywhere else, remember there are resources out there to help you navigate your way through, no matter how murky or unsettling it may be: Workplace Harassment Prevention Resources: www.eeoc.gov (http://www.eeoc.gov) National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or visit www.rainn.org (http://www.rainn.org) Anti-Defamation League: www.adl.org (http://www.adl.org) Human Rights Campaign: www.hrc.org (http://www.hrc.org) National Women's Law Center: www.nwlc.org (http://www.nwlc.org)

12. 

    2 May 2024

    "The Ick" Strikes: hehe 🙂

    In the fifth riveting episode of Prison Pennies, June finds herself plunging headfirst into the murky depths of penpal connections, unaware of the darkness lurking beneath the surface. Meanwhile, Sasha's initial discomfort with June's penpal intensifies into full-blown concern as she witnesses her friend becoming entangled in a potentially dangerous situation. As they delve deeper into the mysteries surrounding June's penpal, they uncover unsettling truths that cast a shadow over the entire endeavor. Sasha, growing increasingly worried for June's safety, urges her friend to sever ties, but June remains undecided. In a bold move, Sasha puts the decision to a vote, calling on the audience to weigh in on whether June should continue with this particular pen pal. As the tension mounts, both women grapple with the unsettling feeling of "the ick," and they wonder: what gives the audience "the ick"? With uncertainties looming and tensions running high, so much is unclear – except that Sasha is obsessed with Mike.

13. 

    25 Apr 2024

    June's Involved in a Murder

    Join Sasha and June for a special bonus episode of Prison Pennies as they take a break from their penpal adventures and share some jaw-dropping stories from their past. June kicks things off with a shocking tale of finding herself entangled in a murder investigation, while Sasha reveals a surprising encounter involving murder and Oprah Winfrey. But it's not all serious business – true to form, they sprinkle in plenty of laughter and banter as they navigate through heavier topics like mental health, gun control, and the current political climate. Amidst the serious discussions, they manage to find moments of levity, indulging in their trademark tangents and even sharing some hilarious anecdotes about...daddies and panties? So grab a drink, kick back, and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, intrigue, and unexpected twists in this bonus episode of Prison Pennies.

14. 

    18 Apr 2024

    Pretty Privilege: Dealing with Rejection and "The Ick"

    In the fourth electrifying episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June dive headfirst into the rollercoaster world of penpal relationships, grappling with the notorious phenomenon known as "the ick." As they explore new potential connections and navigate the highs and lows of penpalship, they stumble upon a potential guide from the inside who may hold the key to unraveling their penpal woes. But the journey takes a somber turn as they delve into weightier topics, including the ethics of organ transplants from prisoners, sentencing disparities, and the effectiveness (or lack thereof) of prison reform efforts. Along the way, they find themselves delving into personal rabbit holes, sharing wild anecdotes and insights that keep the conversation engaging and unpredictable. We always want all our listeners to feel safe, if you have been the victim of rape and/or physical abuse, the resources below aim to provide support and assistance to survivors of sexual assault and domestic violence, ensuring that help is available to those who need it most. National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or visit www.rainn.org (http://www.rainn.org) National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit www.thehotline.org (http://www.thehotline.org) Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN): www.rainn.org (http://www.rainn.org) National Coalition Against Domestic Violence: www.ncadv.org (http://www.ncadv.org) Love Is Respect: 1-866-331-9474 or text LOVEIS to 22522, or visit www.loveisrespect.org (http://www.loveisrespect.org)

15. 

    11 Apr 2024

    The Big Three: Challenges in the Penpal Wilderness

    Get ready for another jaw-dropping episode of Prison Pennies as Sasha and June spill the tea on their penpal escapades! From giddy excitement to tough love reality checks, they dish out all the juicy details on their chosen inmates and whether they got a reply. But hold onto your hats, folks, because this isn't your average chit-chat session. Amidst the laughter and banter, they tackle taboo topics like dick pics, hookers, and the murky waters of the penpal world. But the laughter fades as they uncover a darker side to both penpal relationships and social media, raising thought-provoking questions about online safety and the responsibility of fostering connections with strangers. As they reflect on their own experiences, they can't help but wonder: does everyone truly deserve a penpal? Speaking of safety, we've got your back, parents! If you're navigating the wild waters of keeping your kids safe online, check out these top-notch resources: National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC): www.missingkids.org (http://www.missingkids.org) Common Sense Media: www.commonsensemedia.org (http://www.commonsensemedia.org) Internet Safety 101: www.internetsafety101.org (http://www.internetsafety101.org) Parental Control Apps: Dive into parental control apps like Qustodio, Bark, or Net Nanny to keep tabs on your child's online activity. Open Communication: Keep those lines of communication wide open! Talk to your kiddos about online safety, setting boundaries, and speaking up about anything that feels off.

16. 

    11 Apr 2024

    Episode 3 BONUS

    Get ready for a wild ride with a behind-the-scenes sneak peak into Prison Pennies that's too hilarious to miss! Join Sasha and June as they let loose and dive into a whirlwind of off-the-wall topics that had them in stitches before the recording even began. From conspiracy theories to near-death experiences, they'll have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if that's not enough, buckle up for some sage advice on the importance of not using conditioner as lube (trust us, you don't want to miss this). So grab your headphones and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter and absurdity as Sasha and June take you on a journey through their delightfully chaotic minds.

17. 

    4 Apr 2024

    Pass or Smash: Revealing the Penpal Rosters

    In the second installment of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June dive back into the realm of prison penpalship as they grapple with the challenge of selecting the perfect inmate to correspond with. As they sift through a sea of inmate profiles, they candidly discuss their struggles in finding someone they genuinely connect with. With tales of swiping left on dating apps and the disconcerting trend of women disappearing after Tinder dates looming in their minds, they entertain a surprising notion: could writing to a prisoner actually feel safer than modern dating? June humorously compares the dynamics of dating apps to the unique interactions found in penpal relationships with inmates, sparking contemplation about the potential safety and authenticity such connections may provide. Amidst their trademark wit and tendency for delightful tangents, Sasha and June keep the conversation engaging and light-hearted, delving into off-topic discussions ranging from healthcare to encounters with panhandlers, and everything in between.

18. 

    28 Mar 2024

    Gathering Pennies: Navigating the Inmate Selection Maze

    In the debut episode of Prison Pennies, Sasha and June dive headfirst into the wild world of picking a prisoner to write to. Join them as they navigate the hilarious yet daunting task of finding someone who checks all their boxes: looks decent enough in a mugshot, seems like a blast to chat with, and has committed a crime that doesn't send shivers down their spines. Along the way, get a glimpse into their own unsettling experiences in dating and marriage, and learn what drew them into the realm of prison pen pals. Through candid conversations and plenty of witty banter, Sasha and June share some of their unique perspectives and experiences that have shaped their journey. It's not all laughs and lightheartedness, but it’s still a good ride. We want our podcast to be a safe space for all our listeners. For more resources about domestic violence, or even if you’re simply feeling unsafe, please utilize the links below: National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit www.thehotline.org (http://www.thehotline.org) National Coalition Against Domestic Violence: www.ncadv.org (http://www.ncadv.org) RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network): 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or visit www.rainn.org (http://www.rainn.org) Love Is Respect: 1-866-331-9474 or text LOVEIS to 22522, or visit www.loveisrespect.org (http://www.loveisrespect.org)

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

3 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

6 ratings

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