Professional Hippies Podcast

About Professional Hippies Podcast

Society sells the idea of consuming and using, but that’s something we’re just not buying. At the same time, fancy dinners and lasers are top notch. So why can’t we want to be “enlightened” millionaires? The conscious capitalist? Pursuers of the worldly and holders of the sacred. Somewhere in the middle, there's got to be an answer. Join Hall of Fame sales rep Colton Mewbourne and business juggernaut Dylon Whiddon as they poke at the paradox of what is their life, friends, and influence every week in discussing the taboo. Everything from psychedelics to stock options. Occasionally sprinkling words of wisdom, but mainly wordsmithing jabs at each other’s egos.

Publisher

Professional Hippies

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

19 Oct 2020

Latest episode

24 Feb 2026

Latest episodes

187 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   24 Feb 2026

   Home Bass: When The Music Stopped w/ Brian Thomas

   In this episode of Professional Hippies, Colton and Dylon sit down with Brian Thomas to unpack what really happened at the last festival — the chaos, the curveballs, and the behind-the-scenes realities most attendees never see. Brian pulls back the curtain on event production, breaking down the communication gaps, logistical challenges, and split-second problem-solving that shaped the weekend. It’s an honest, transparent conversation about trust, accountability, and what it takes to keep a community together when things don’t go as planned. If you’ve ever wondered what’s happening on the other side of the stage, this episode delivers.

2. 

   19 Nov 2025

   Spirit of Hulaween w/ Tyler Whiddon

   This week on Professional Hippies, we unpack our wild rideat Hulaween — where the budget may have dipped, but the weirdness and wonder definitely did not. From discovering new artists, bonding with strangers, or navigating the dark campgrounds, the weekend delivered stories we won’t forgetanytime soon.

3. 

   7 Oct 2025

   Just A Little Oil

   This week on Professional Hippies, Colton and Dylon trade in their city shoes for flannels and dive headfirst into spooky season vibes. From weather wrecking outdoor plans to why camping feels like therapy with s’mores, they unpack the highs and lows of wilderness life. Along the way, they detour into wildlife safety, small-town community, college football pride, and fireworks-fueled nostalgia. It’s the kind of rambling campfire talk that makes you feel like you’re right there with them—minus the bear risk.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

17 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

12 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 51 / 100

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Quality

73

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

71

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