Welcome to Professionally Average! Where two regular guys with zero special skills and way too much confidence talk life, tell stories, and take on challenges they probably shouldn’t.
Hosted by Josh and Carp, expect booze reviews, wild takes, real conversations, and plenty of laughs. Nothing scripted.. just chaos and honesty.
Think you’re better than average?
Prove it. 🍻
This week on Professionally Average, West Virginia gave us the full experience. 😂
We start with Connection 304 Appalachian Ale from Parkersburg Brewing Company—which talked a BIG game on the can...
and earned itself a brutal ONE STAR. ⭐
Then Mothman Black IPA from Greenbrier Valley Brewing Company shows up.
We hate IPAs.
It's black.
It's 6.7%.
There's a cryptid on the can.
This should've gone TERRIBLY.
Instead...
THREE STARS. ⭐⭐⭐
Apparently Mothman knows how to brew a beer. 😂
Then Carp takes us inside a car-industry golf scramble at Stonewall where he's dressed as the Green Power Ranger, swinging four clubs, drinking six beers by hole six, and arguing across a valley with another golf group.
The other group keeps squealing their golf-cart tires.
Carp tells them to knock it off.
They tell Carp to F off.
Carp tells them to come get some.
And then...
THEY ROLL THE GOLF CART DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. 💀⛳
You genuinely cannot write this shit.
🍺 Two West Virginia beer reviews
⭐ One absolute one-star disaster
👹 Mothman saves the day
☕ Apparently black IPA = breakfast beer
⛳ Golf Power Rangers
🍻 Car-industry scramble chaos
💀 Instant golf-cart karma
😂 And one perfectly timed “SKRT SKRT”
Talkin’ Sh*t & Tellin’ Lies.
Except unfortunately, this one actually happened.
3 Sept 2026
This 8.7% Beer Started Sunday Funday FAST
We hate IPAs.
Like… legitimately don't like them.
So naturally, this week on Professionally Average we decided the best possible idea was to review TWO OF THEM. 😂🍺
First up is Bane of Existence from Hitchhiker Brewing Company—a Pittsburgh IPA that we were completely prepared to destroy before we ever tasted it.
Except…
we actually liked the damn thing.
Then we stepped up to DirtWolf Double IPA from Victory Brewing Company at a casual 8.7% ABV, and things escalated accordingly. 😂
🍺 Two Pennsylvania breweries
⭐ A shocking 3-star IPA
🐺 One seriously badass can
💀 8.7% worth of bad decisions
😂 IPA stereotypes
🌲 Garmin, his puffer vest & loose pocket granola
🎙 And the usual Professionally Average bullshit
The best part? Even though DirtWolf wasn't really your kind of beer, you both admitted that Victory pretty much delivered exactly what the label promised—and that people who love aggressive double IPAs would probably love it.
And underneath all the beer stupidity, there's actually a cool PA moment in this episode: you explain that Professionally Average is now in year three, it was built as an excuse for two buddies to hang out and catch up, and despite jobs and life getting in the way, you guys haven't given up on it.
We might disappear sometimes.
But PA ain't going anywhere.
31 Aug 2026
We Took a Month Off… Apparently We Needed It 😂
After a month away… Professionally Average is BACK.
Life happened. Work happened. Summer happened. And somehow we finally got Josh and Carp back in the studio at the same time. 😂
First order of business: crown the King of Q2. 👑🍺
After a quarter filled with everything from Unicorn Farts and Apple Butter Ale to Mountain Beer, Hellfire Alchemist, Runaway Beer Truck and Pseudo Sue, we finally have our second beer headed to THE FINAL POUR.
And naturally, after handling official business, everything goes to hell.
We’re talking:
🍺 King of Q2
👑 The road to The Final Pour
💀 One of our four-star beers literally disappearing
🎸 Kid Rock concert chaos
👮 Fights and cops we apparently didn't notice
🍻 Tailgate side quests
🏓 Teaching 21-year-olds how beer pong is done
😂 And a month worth of Professionally Average bullshit
We disappeared for a minute.
We definitely didn’t get any smarter while we were gone.
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