A darkly comic audio drama in bite-sized episodes.
Jack, wakes up to find an escort dead in his flat. Desperate, he calls his Dad's old gangster friend, Uncle Reg, who “fixes” problems… at a price.
Now trapped as Reg’s reluctant errand boy, Jack tumbles into a world of ghosts, gangsters, and favours that come with interest. Each episode drips with grit, gallows humour, and the creeping dread that the only way out… is worse than staying in.
If you like your crime stories messy, funny, and just a bit too real, you’re in the right place. Because Jack isn’t just in trouble. He’s Proper Fucked.
The end of the line. Dragged into the deal of deals, Jack faces Reg and Big A in a warehouse built on secrets and blood. All debts come due, Amber’s truth, Reg’s lies, and Jack’s final choice. When the smoke clears, only one voice is left standing… and one knock changes everything. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
20 Oct 2025
Wednesday Part 1. #9
Jack and Nigel hit the road for Reg’s big meet, but what starts as banter and bad weather turns into an ambush. Bullets, blood, and betrayal collide on a rain-soaked street, and when the smoke clears… not everyone’s walking away. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
13 Oct 2025
The Stick. #8
Jack finally plugs in the USB Amber left behind, and what he finds isn’t love letters. Voices, deals, and dirt that could bury Reg and Big A. When Nigel shows up to drag him back into the game, Jack realises he’s holding more than evidence, he’s holding everyone’s insurance policy. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
6 Oct 2025
The Setup. #7
Jack and Nigel meet Big A, and it’s clear the deal isn’t what Reg said it was. The air’s thick with threats, half-truths, and the sound of something about to go wrong. A glance, a word, a look between friends… and suddenly Jack isn’t sure who he can trust. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
29 Sept 2025
A Ghost Story. #6
Restless after the break-in, Jack takes a late night walk through London. Amber’s voice follows him into the shadows, her words about his family name cutting deeper than he wants to admit. By the river, memory feels like haunting, until Nigel calls with a reminder: Reg’s plans don’t wait! Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
22 Sept 2025
Loose Ends. #5
Jack’s flat isn’t safe anymore. A break-in turns everything upside down, and what he finds hidden behind the boiler is worse than any burglar could’ve left behind. Nigel’s still hanging around, half babysitter, half drinking buddy, but even he can’t ignore the weight of what Jack’s carrying now. And then the phone buzzes, Reg wants him. Tomorrow. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week ...
15 Sept 2025
Frosty Business. #4
Jack thought a couple of quiet days might mean things were settling down. No such luck. When Reg sends Nigel to “keep an eye” on him, Jack realises silence is just the calm before the storm. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
8 Sept 2025
Big A. #3
Jack can’t shake the ghost of the girl Reg’s crew carried away. Guilt and paranoia keep him awake, and before long Reg calls in the debt. Jack’s first job as a go-between drops him into Big A’s world and it’s clear he’s more pawn than player. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
1 Sept 2025
The Clean Up Crew. #2
Uncle Reg arrives, with backup. While Jack watches in horror, Reg and his crew “tidy up” the dead girl in his flat. The mess is gone, but the debt is just beginning. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
25 Aug 2025
The Hangover. #1
Jack wakes up in his Chelsea flat with a hangover, a bleeding nose… and a dead escort in his bed. With no idea what happened, he makes one desperate call, to Uncle Reg, his dad’s old gangster friend. Some problems can’t be solved with tea and toast. Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
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