Are you ready to join the Attack Monkey as he mercilessly ridicules the miscreants in the trump regime who are eager to bring OUR democracy to an end in order to sow some evil benefit from the chaos and madness? The Monkey uses more profanity than a Tarantino flick as he viciously annihilates the bootlickers who have hitched their pathetic wagons to the most diabolical president in US history like leeches to a floundering water buffalo. If you are mad as hell and ready to monkey throw your Grandmother's old type writer over the fence into the neighbor's pool then you've landed at the right place.
Let's blow off some righteous steam together, plan our retaliation, and have a few laughs along the way.
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Buttered Up Mad Queen Signs a Fake Trade Deal with the Brits
The Orange Mad Queen did his first big trade deal today peasants so get off your hands and knees and give him a big round of applause! Of course, he had been saying that he had done dozens of trade deals already and that trillions of dollars were pouring into the Mad Queen's coffers but anyone can make an honest mistake right?
The British decided that the best way to handle Her Holiness was to bend the knee in the oval office, butter Her up with lavish praise, and pretend that they did a big trade deal (even though we already had a trade deal and basically nothing has changed.) If there's one thing the Brits know how to do it's butter up a Queen. It worked perfectly. The Mad Queen and JD VAnce ate it all up with an oversized spoon and fell all over themselves in congratulatory praise for one another.
The Attack Monkey is having none of it and neither should you. Thanks again Maga voters; you frickin' worthless kooks!
8 May 2025
Why is Maga and Pete Hegseth Obsessed with Trans People?
Pete Hegseth and all these other so called religious kooks out there sure have it in for the transgender community. The Attack Monkey wonders why going after the miniscule trans community is such a high priority for these guys. Could it be that they are secretly attracted to the same sex which is why they try so hard to give off a macho image?
The Attack Monkey has a sneaky suspicion that all these Maga types who pretend to be such tough guys aren't nearly as tough as they so desperately try to convince the world that they are. Especially powder puffs like the Orange Mad Queen, Josh Hawley, JD Vance and the like.
Join the Monkey as he takes an introspective look at why these far right kooks have it out for trans soccer kids and why they seem to be so obsessed with everyone else's genitalia...
7 May 2025
Mark Carney Endures Another Mad Queen
Newly minted Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney got to take a field trip to visit Donald J Trump, the Orange Mad Queen, and witness first hand all Her glory and splendor at the White Palace. Canadians are used to Queens but no one could prepare poor Mr. Carney for the horrors to be encountered when sitting next to Her Royal Insaneness.
Mr. Carney was there to talk about relations between Canada and the USA while the Mad Queen was there to talk about how everyone in the world is begging to do deals with Her and how Trillions of Dollars are pouring in like never before in the history of the world. Ah, the Mad Queen has a tendency to make figures up out of thin air Mr. Prime Minister, it's best to just sit there and smile and don't get your hands to close to the Royal Mouth while it's flapping or you might lose a finger.
The Attack Monkey isn't having any of it: and neither should you!
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