The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.
Breaking up with your boyfriend, How to Kick out your Extended Family, Getting matching Butthole Tattoos and Stalking your Coworker
In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, we've all finally returned from our trips (yes, all of us, totally) and we're here to discuss the things that we're perfectly unqualified for, such as Kim teaching you how to break up with your boyfriend by calling him another name for a cat, Celaine runs us through why you should NOT stalk your coworker and Hamish discusses his interesting tattoo placement...
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Follow @idakim (https://youtube.com/channel/UC2A61IUm_NfNAfmFrihj5fQ): https://idakim.carrd.co/
Follow @memefarmerhamish (https://youtube.com/channel/UCNbIgDoyYJF5OhRr1ZoKDJQ): https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socials
Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/ - don't forget to shop our merch line at https://shop.qualifiedfornothing.com
28 Sept 2026
A Guide to Befriending the IT department, Getting banned from DoorDash, and deploying Bees on your rowdy neighbors
In today's trainwreck, the Qualified for Nothing gang attempt to discuss the best acts of petty revenge. Hamish explains that you should train bees to attack your neighbors when they're being too noisy, Celaine talks about what it's like to be banned from DoorDash (she has a private chef so it doesn't matter anyway), and Kim tries her best not to fall asleep mid recording. She also threatens to kill someone once more (let's be real, it's gonna be Hamish again).
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Follow @idakim (https://youtube.com/channel/UC2A61IUm_NfNAfmFrihj5fQ): https://idakim.carrd.co/
Follow @memefarmerhamish (https://youtube.com/channel/UCNbIgDoyYJF5OhRr1ZoKDJQ): https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socials
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21 Sept 2026
Kicking out your Roommate for being Too Cold, A Light Switch for the Outlet, and Collectively losing our minds at 2am
In this week's episode of our beloved advice podcast, Qualified for Nothing, Hamish has his hygiene insulted by a co-host, not naming names or anything but it rhymes with Jim (Hamish smells amazing btw), Celaine tells you to send your roommate to the streets if they're complaining about the temperature and Kim tries to explain the American power system by describing a light switch for the outlet (she's sleep deprived).
Follow @CelainesASMR (https://youtube.com/channel/UCxw_JBZaRWtL6JKvyxdUx5g): https://linktr.ee/celainesasmr
Follow @idakim (https://youtube.com/channel/UC2A61IUm_NfNAfmFrihj5fQ): https://idakim.carrd.co/
Follow @memefarmerhamish (https://youtube.com/channel/UCNbIgDoyYJF5OhRr1ZoKDJQ): https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socials
Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/ - don't forget to shop our merch line at https://shop.qualifiedfornothing.com/
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