The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.
Qualified for Nothing
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The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR, whispering wonder IdaKim and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.
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5/4/2026
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July 6, 2026
Deciding if your Husband needs a day off, Leaving your Disabled Partner and calling your new friend Homeless
<p>In the 10th episode of Qualified for Nothing, the world's greatest* advice podcast, Kim tells us that you should treat your husband to a day off with all of the stresses that childbirth puts a man through, Celaine debates whether it's a good idea to leave your disabled partner, and Hamish tells you that you should probably help out your homeless friend. Or don't. What do we know? We're not qualified.</p><p><br></p><p>*as rated by qualifiedfornothing.com's top 10 podcast list</p><p>Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCxw_JBZaRWtL6JKvyxdUx5g"> @CelainesASMR </a>: https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC2A61IUm_NfNAfmFrihj5fQ"> @idakim </a>: https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCNbIgDoyYJF5OhRr1ZoKDJQ"> @memefarmerhamish </a>: https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/</p>
June 29, 2026
Leaving your wife at home for a Wedding, How to tell your kids Harry Potter isn't real, and roasting your friends alive in your truck
<p>Kim explains what happens when your wife gets uninvited from your friend's wedding, Hamish finds out that Santa isn't real, and Celaine tells us the consequences of boiling your friends in your truck (while Hamish teaches you how to siphon gas)<br>Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCxw_JBZaRWtL6JKvyxdUx5g"> @CelainesASMR </a>: https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC2A61IUm_NfNAfmFrihj5fQ"> @idakim </a>: https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCNbIgDoyYJF5OhRr1ZoKDJQ"> @memefarmerhamish </a>: https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/</p>
June 22, 2026
Going on a Date with Jeffery Dahmer, How to Poop in the Urinal, and getting Catfished on Match.com
<p>Kim discusses what life would be like with Jeffery Dahmer, Celaine teaches us the best way to ruin a date is by pooping in a urinal and Hamish explains the one time he was a catfish.</p><p>Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCxw_JBZaRWtL6JKvyxdUx5g" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"> @CelainesASMR </a>: https://linktr.ee/celainesasmr</p><p>Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC2A61IUm_NfNAfmFrihj5fQ" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"> @idakim </a>: https://idakim.carrd.co/</p><p>Follow <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCNbIgDoyYJF5OhRr1ZoKDJQ" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"> @memefarmerhamish </a>: https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socials</p><p><br></p><p>Got a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/</p>
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