“Quarantining with The Chrises” with hosts Christopher Gardinier and Christopher Joseph is a podcast that connects and unites people worldwide with a whole bunch of laughter and improvisation mixed with a heavy dose of love and community caring. Stuck inside during a global pandemic, The Chrises bring levity to a wild ’n crazy world with real, hilarious, and curious conversations with knowledgeable guests from all walks of life. Catch The Chrises LIVE! @QWTChrises on Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook - Wednesdays at 5pm PST/8pm EST. The show doesn't stop until our moms tell us it's safe to go outside.
Wine Down Wednesday with Influencer Icon Pete Malleo
The Chrises unwind with social media legend Pete Malleo for a wacky Wine Down Wednesday. A month into his fermented grape journey, Pete is still in his fine wine educational infancy, but is an expert on forgetting how to pick up a bottle of white for his wife, Ashlee Malleo.
Feeling lucky and a little tipsy, Pete grabs a lottery ticket and details what he will do with his $400 million winnings. The Greatest Showman plans on having a giant “I’m Quitting” parade that will include a Gio Prism float and live performances from Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Pete, the consummate gentleman, is always looking to improve as a husband, family man, and overall nice guy. Ashlee, Pete’s better half, is no decoy as she joins the program as a special featured guest to shine some light on areas of Pete improvement. The long list includes: leaving more than just the sushi tails, not referring to her as his assistant, and maybe not double pantsing her in front of the family.
📺 #180 - S03E08
🍷 Special Guest: Pete Malleo, @petemalleo
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/ (http://okizu.org/)
⚾️ Sponsor of the Day: Sports Authority
6 May 2021
Cinco de Chrises
The Chrises roll in with high hopes and a set of CDC guidelines to celebrate Cinco de Chrises.
The updated CDC recommendations include:
1) Tequila
2) Solo Cups
3) Ribs
Thanks to the CEO of @hiatustequila (and pseudo “Chris”), Kristopher DeSoto, combined with the CEO of Ribs, Uncle Tito @loretto_lion, The Chrises start off properly hydrated and nourished.
The extravagant expectation for cinco total Chrises comes crashing down like @ay_cjay’s Wi-Fi as The Chrises resort to headwear and sleeveless jacket changes to keep themselves afloat. In the midst of Luna The Rabbit’s ears working as well as her sight, The Chrises take a lesson from the bunny and hop along with rainbows in their hearts to see the show to completion.
@ChristopherGardinier is apparently allergic to history, as he erupts for his first ever @QWTChrises on-air sneeze upon retelling the origin story of Cinco de Mayo and the influence of 1980’s beer manufacturers (h/t @pamwiz 🍻).
In preparation for a hot and thirsty “Thigh Guy Summer”, The Chrises share their summer workout regimens and plans to pack turkey baster bidets for all their travel squatting duties.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Instagram removed the previously uploaded Live version of this episode due to a song copyright “violation”. Thank you Tequila Sunrise and all members of the Eagles!]
📺 #179 - S03E07
🐰 Special Guest Appearances: Uncle Tito, @loretto_lion, & Luna the Rabbit
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/ (http://okizu.org/)
🍋 Sponsor of the Day: Hiatus Tequila, https://www.hiatustequila.com/ (https://www.hiatustequila.com/)
22 Apr 2021
Floating On with Preston Smith, Multifaceted Artist & Podcast Host
The Chrises battle the evil villain known as Instagram Live after technical glitches overtake the program for the umpteenth time. Undeterred by the formidable forces of the Internet, The Chrises are finally able to man the ship and swim to shore with special guest Preston Smith @pmsartwork.
Despite losing a Chris and possibly a cow in the process, Preston (PMS) details to @christophergardinier about his maturation as an artist, person, and creative. “The Living Artist” podcast host steps into the light, fends off a lizard queen’s advances, and eloquently answers important questions posed by co-host @ay_cjay about Thin Mints and underwear choices.
Preston recounts what it was like painting commissioned portraits for President @BarackObama’s inauguration; all while still working a full-time restaurant job. PMS also answers viewer’s questions about the right time to jump ship and become a full-time artist.
The pandy pandemic hasn’t stopped PMS from sharing his personal experiences in the art world via his podcast, @Clubhouse weekly “Sustainable Artist” club, and 500 abstract art pieces sold around the world.
📺 #178 - S03E06
🤩 Special Guest: Preston Smith, https://www.pmsartwork.com/ (https://www.pmsartwork.com/)
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/ (http://okizu.org/)
🥥 Sponsor of the Day: Trader Joe’s, https://www.traderjoes.com/ (https://www.traderjoes.com/)
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