The Queer Aunties Guide To The Galaxy is a podcast that answers all your sapphic (or WLW) angst questions that you're too embarrassed to ask your friends. Every 2 weeks, Tumi and Mathilde take us through a classic baby-sapphic question with humour and heart. And yes, they share their embarrassing baby-sapphic stories.
PS: This podcast is meant for entertainment only. Please don't take us too seriously, we're just girlies, trying our best.
This week, Tumi can barely get the question out. What is sex????
While Mathilde caught her breath, at least Tumi got to elaborate that moving away from a heteronormative understanding of sex being P-in-V can quickly raise questions about what is defined as sex and what is not.
In this episode, which started out super embarrassingly but turned out to be a complete delight, Tumi and Mathilde deprogram heteronormative ideas of sex and intimacy.
As always, please take our content with a grain of salt. We're just girlies, yapping on the internet. This is not serioius advice.
16 Apr 2026
#4: How do I cross the touch barrier?
Welcome back to Queer Aunties Guide To The Galaxy!
So far, Mathilde has gently held Tumi's hand through so many typical baby-queer interactions. But as things escalate in Tumi's, um, research, we're onto a new conundrum: does she want me to cross the touch barrier?
Mathilde is gentle as always, offering her perspective on how to cross the barrier, how to navigate PDA in racialised or queer-presenting relationships, and how asking for what you need is sexy AF.
As always, this information is just 2 girls, having fun. We don't take ourselves to seriously, and we hope you don't take us too seriously either.
2 Apr 2026
#3: Does she like me in a gay way?
Mathilde and Tumi are back!
This week, we want to know what every sapphic in a bar wants to know: is she just being nice or flirting with me? Also, how do I let her know that I'm only complimenting her outfit because I would like her to wear, um, less of it??
As usual, Mathilde laughs at Tumi. To be fair, Tumi ALSO laughs at the things she used to think and say.
I will add that these days, Tumi is so much better at catching a vibe.
💡As always, please remember that this podcast is mostly just jokes between friends. It shouldn't be taken too seriously. We're just girlies, yapping. And you get to come along for the ride.
19 Mar 2026
#2: Not everyone feels this way about women?
In this week's episode, Tumi and Mathilde ask themselves, "Doesn't everyone feel this way about women?!" As bewildering as it sounds, they don't! To help understand this, the queer aunties talk about comphet, and how understanding it helped them navigate attraction to men and women.
Of course, Tumi also shares some tales from the before-times, when curious encounters happened to her in what Mathilde calls "the most queer place possible".
As always, please remember not to take anything that is said here too seriously, or personally. These are the ramblings of 2 aunties, who are also friends. These episodes are not meant to entertain you.
5 Mar 2026
#1: Is everyone gay now?
In this episode, Mathilde and Tumi start with the age-old question "Is everyone gay now?!"
Talking about their own experiences of coming out, navigating queerness, relationships, and finding each other as friends, they unpack what queerness means to them and why they started this podcast in the first place.
Spoiler: Tumi reveals some shocking truths
Double spoiler: nobody is shocked. Least of all, Mathilde.
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