Coming Fall of 2025
Welcome to R-Naughty—an audio epidemic of sexy storytelling, disease drama, and scientifically bulletproof filth. Every week, we drop three episodes of sleazy-smart comedy and scandalous outbreaks that’ll make you laugh, gasp, and Google terms like “fomite” at brunch.
Monday: real public health events with unserious experts.
Wednesday: sketch comedy, courtroom chaos, STI dating shows.
Friday: soap opera mayhem—sex, lies, and infectious affairs.
It’s smart. It’s dirty. It’s shockingly well-researched.
When hygiene meets the high court, and history gets quarantined in a museum… justice is contagious. In this double-feature episode, Outbreak Court puts germs on trial as Judge Beatrix Gavel presides over the world’s most unsanitary defendants — from reckless poultry to overconfident pathogens. Then, travel through time (and terrible decisions) inside the Museum of Bad Public Health, where humanity’s worst outbreaks and health blunders are preserved for comedic examination. Smart. Cinematic. S...
23 Oct 2025
Inside the Pathogen’s Studio: Yersinia pestis
Step into the candlelit velvet theater of microbial fame as Dr. Lucien Carrion sits across from history’s most notorious aristocrat of annihilation—Yersinia pestis, the Plague herself. In this darkly comic and unexpectedly educational interview, the bacterium behind the Black Death recounts her greatest hits with unsettling elegance. From her medieval European “tour dates” to her modern boutique appearances in Madagascar and the American Southwest, she shares trade secrets about blocked flea ...
10 Sept 2025
Last week in Public Health
RNN Prime Exposure: Amoebas, Maggots & Brunch Grenades Raya Nox is back at the RNN desk with a filthy, razor-sharp rundown of this week’s real public health news. From brain-eating amoebas in India and Legionnaires’ misting through Harlem’s cooling towers, to cholera ripping through Nigeria and salmonella turning holiday brunch into Russian roulette, nothing is safe — not even your eggs. And just when you thought it couldn’t get grosser, Texas funds a $750 million sterile fly factory ...
15 Aug 2025
“The R-Naughtiest” Dr. Oral Thruston’s Top 10 Infectious Affairs
Dr. Oral Thruston is taking attendance — and your R-naught. In this outrageously unprotected lecture, Oral counts down the top 10 “R-Naughtiest” infectious diseases, from the slow-burn situationships to the superspread floozies. Joined by RNHD’s Surveillance & Notifiable Disease Officer Dr. Prava Shinn and RNUHO’s dangerously poetic Dr. Lucien Carrion, this classroom gets hot, hilarious, and scientifically airtight. Expect filthy metaphors, shameless flirting, and the kind of transmission...
8 Aug 2025
You Gonna Eat That? – The Unabridged Gospel of Gasto
Description: In the sweltering Brownsville heat, Chef Gasto Enterik returns to confront the deadliest ingredient in your kitchen: the leftover. From counter-abandoned chicken breasts to fish that smells like it’s plotting revenge, Gasto takes listeners deep into the cold, dark vault of your fridge—and the microbial raves happening inside it. With bulletproof food safety science, broken-English poetry, and more passion than a health inspector at a crime scene buffet, Gasto lays down the holy...
4 Aug 2025
El Vibrador que Inició la Varicela (The Vibrator That Started the Chickenpox)
When a local theater’s “intimacy prop” triggers a citywide outbreak, the RNHD is forced to swab their way through a thespian disaster featuring edible glitter, amateur rash monologues, and a vibrating device with its own OnlyFans following. But as exposure logs get doctored and footage leaks mid-performance, the scandal takes center stage—dragging in public officials, lab techs, and one prop that simply won’t die. 🎭 Contains: Seven confirmed exposuresThree denied orgasmsOne very suspiciou...
25 Jul 2025
The R-Naughty Universe v. Miss Information
💋 Description: Miss Information is finally on trial—and the courtroom is out of lube and patience. In this week’s sketch, a mesh-tank-top influencer faces infectious justice after advising 1.2 million followers that “herpes can be vibe-checked” and chlamydia is “a gut imbalance.” Judge Pauzzy Tox presides. Dr. Dimitri Quell testifies. And the lo-fi STD advice? Subpoenaed. This is not a mistrial. It’s a long-overdue exposure. Featuring: – Weaponized symptom denial – Felony vibe-cleansi...
21 Jul 2025
The General’s Gambit: George Washington and the Unseen Enemy of the American Revolution
Before there was a president, there was a pox. In this shockingly funny and seductively smart episode, the R-Naughty roundtable reveals how George Washington saved the American Revolution—not with muskets, but with medicine. Faced with a smallpox epidemic that was wiping out soldiers faster than British bullets, Washington made a radical move: he ordered the mass inoculation of the Continental Army. It was bold. It was illegal. And it worked. Join narrator Mira Tell and our panel of dan...
15 Jul 2025
The Condom Didn’t Fit—So They Quit
Description: Some things are harder to regulate than a virus. Like desire. Shame. And the sound of a foil wrapper at 3 a.m. In this sultry, sharp-tongued bonus episode, R-Naughty’s own Rhonda Regulation takes the mic for Pullout Quotes—a rapid-fire roast of history’s most ridiculous anti-condom rhetoric. From Victorian moral panic to Reagan-era abstinence crusades to one very glittery Texas State Fair, she rates real public health quotes with surgical sass and laminated judgment. Narrat...
13 Jul 2025
PRESEASON BONUS EPISODE: Mist, Men, and Microbes: The Legionnaires’ Affair
Preseason Bonus Episode | R-Naughty Presents: Exposure Scroll Readings Narrated by Mira Tell In the summer of 1976, a mysterious outbreak turned a Philadelphia hotel into an invisible battlefield. Veterans checked in for camaraderie and cigars—some never checked out. In this sultry preseason bonus episode, Mira Tell unseals the scroll on Legionnaires’ disease: the deadly, mist-borne illness that emerged from the air vents of the Bellevue-Stratford Hotel and changed building safety forever...
8 Jul 2025
Season 1 Teaser
You were supposed to get your lab results. Instead, you got this. What begins as a routine call from Dr. Sydda Spread quickly devolves into a five-way voicemail meltdown featuring Lil’ Droplets (too moist), Dr. Oral Thruston (too serious), Commander Vex Hunter (too militarized), and Miss Information (too wrong). Everyone’s fighting over your test results, the name of the show, and who’s in charge. It’s HIPAA-violating chaos—until Dr. Cressida Vox steps in and silences the feed with surg...
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