20 Mar 2023
🤣Best Joke of the Day🤣 - Funny Short Joke
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Full Joke:
A man while on a flight to Chicago, suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men's room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed this predicament and told him, I'll let you use the ladies' room. But one condition. Do not touch the buttons on the wall. As the man breathed a sigh of relief while sitting on the toilet, his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall. The buttons were marked. W w w a p and atr. Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman might say to them. The man, curiously let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked w w and immediately warm water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought, Wow, now this is kind of strangely pleasant. Women really have it made. Still curious, he marked. He pressed the button marked w air and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hindquarters. This is amazing. He thinks men's bathrooms have nothing like this. He then pressed the button marked Peep, which yielded a large puff of powder that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear end. Well, naturally, naturally, he could not resist the last button marked A.T.R. I mean, the service of this commode was absolutely priceless. So he pressed it. Then everything went black. When you woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out. What happened to me? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room on a plane. The nurse replied, Yep. I'm sure you were having a great time until you pressed the button. He's like, remembering. Yeah, I did that. Hey, what is A.T.R. stand for anyway? The nurse replied. Automatic tampon remover.
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