Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde! 🎃💗
This week we're getting into the Halloween spirit, and naturally there's only one place to start… FRICKIN BATS!!! 🦇 Because apparently spooky season brings out a whole new level of chaos in the blonde household.
We kick things off by asking a question we probably shouldn't… when will we actually stop podcasting? Don't panic, we're not going anywhere just yet (unless one of us finally gets cancelled). We also discuss Lorri's greatest achievement to date — WINNING THE TRAITORS — and why we're now fully invested in the idea of playing Traitors absolutely anywhere.
Elsewhere, we unpack an absolute Odeon nightmare, Jade attempts to tell a joke (emphasis on attempts), and we get into all things Big Brother. Because apparently watching other people's drama is one of our favourite hobbies.
Naturally, the conversation then takes several completely unnecessary turns as we chat Glasgows best kebab, discuss Fryboy, and somehow end up shouting "YOU MADE ME FRIGHT!" Because if there's one thing this podcast has never had, it's a sensible running order.
And since it's Halloween, we're asking the really important questions… are masks sexy or absolutely terrifying? 👀 We get into Halloween hookups, questionable attractions and the kind of decisions that probably seem like a fantastic idea after a few drinks and a questionable costume.
We're also chatting about Taryn Delaney, before getting stuck into a suitably spooky Halloween dilemma that gives us plenty to unpack.
As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions, uncontrollable laughter and two cousins who somehow manage to turn absolutely ANY topic into complete and utter nonsense.
Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗
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23 Oct 2026
"Caught Watching WHAT?!" - Tommy fury, Traitors & TERRIBLE one night stands🫢
Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️
This week we’re chatting about Lorri’s trip to the ice hockey, our weekly Celebrity Traitors debrief and the fact Lorri’s booked The Traitors Live… should we actually apply for the show?! 👀
We also get into people putting their Christmas trees up in October, Tommy Fury at Scare City and whether having a flirty chat at work is acceptable. 🎄😭
Elsewhere, we asked you for your weirdest one night stand stories and the answers did NOT disappoint! From back hair that looks like a black top to hiding from grandpas and getting caught watching gay porn by your little brother. 💀
We also tackle a dilemma about a relationship with next to no sex… is it a dealbreaker? 🚩
As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track.
Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗
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16 Oct 2026
Let’s get Controversial… 🫢😈
Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️
This week we’re spilling the tea on our latest night at Berlinkys, what really happens when we argue and somehow end up discussing foot fetishes… because of course we do. 😭
We also get into the Congo Basin, Celebrity Traitors and the one and only Daddy Blunt. 🤣
Elsewhere, we’re asking how often couples SHOULD be having sex, sharing some very controversial opinions about sex and hearing about a first date that went terribly wrong. 🚩
As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track.
Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗
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hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com
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Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri
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JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos and behind the scenes content. 😈
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