A Good, Bad and Ugly Advice Podcast
Life's diverse problems require diverse solutions, so advice wunderkind Russell Bates and his rotating cohort of guest advisors strive to give listener submitted questions the options for any problem. Why limit yourself to the sensible, sincere and "smart" advice we give? Why be suffocated by the idiotically futile recommendations we provide? And why suppress the thoughts of the deepest, darkest, and dustiest corners of our brains? Why choose one of these when you can have ALL of them? So take what you can as we give you The Good, Bad and Ugly advice you deserve
But in all reality, no advice should be taken from this comedy show just meant to help you laugh. Even the good advice should be taken with a Mediterranean grain of salt. But if you do take advice, just remember that RESULTS WILL VARY.
You can send in questions to be read on the show along with any comments or suggestions at Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com (mailto:Theresultswillvary@gmail.com)
You can follow us on Instagram @resultswillvarypod and you can find Russell @itsrussellbates
Episodes are released every other Wednesday starting January 1st, 2025
PS: Russell here! Thank for even coming to this page to check it out. This is all produced, edited and promoted on my own as my little ramshackle labor of love. Of course I couldn't do it with my incredible guests who really have warmed my heart to even give this a shot. And thank you. Im not expecting anyone to listen to this but if you do, know that it means the world to me and I'm so grateful for you. But anyway, if you do listen I really hope you enjoy!
Time Traveler Advice w/ The Odd Hour (Season 1 Finale!)
Odd Hour Podcast joins RWV in a more metaphysical sense than others in the season 1 finale! Gonna take some time to focus on myself so I can come back and give a product better then ever. Im super proud of what's been created here and know that this has potential to be a big part of my life. Thank you to The Odd Hour for being one of my biggest supporters and letting me on your show! Other than that THANK YOU SO MUCH! Knowing me, I know we will be back. Love you, Bye!
8 Oct 2025
Private Investigators Stakeout For Advice w/ Maddy Lanning & Sara Dirks
Don't have the will to right a funny bio! Trust me this is a funny one but I know no one is here so It was fun for us. If you do listen, know that you mean a lot to me and help me keep moving on. It's been a rough time and this always brings a smile to my soul, as much as I neglect it sometime. All of the guests have also taken to the show in a way that warms my heart every time. This will still be in my life, but it's probably going down to once a month. I can very well go back to once every two weeks, I just have to find that wind for my sail again.
Thank you so much to Sara Dirks and Maddy Lanning for coming on the show! They are the antithesis of why I love this show. So kind and extremely funny, for them to give it a try really makes me feel it's worth it. Find Sara @wilddirky on Insta and Maddy @laddymanning as well.
You know the deal to follow the RWV stuff and support the show by however seem fit. Thank you for listening and I hope to see you again on November 5th!
10 Sept 2025
Evil D&D Monsters Give Advice On Dungeon Life w/ Aadil Patel & Nikoli Hovorka
Russell here! Thanks for your patience last week when I wasn't able to get out a show :( I was very overwhelmed with work, school and life in general that this needed to go on the back burner. I hope to make it up this winter though so be prepared :)
In promotion of Mordalax's Evil Lair, where you too can meet a fiery end trying to defeat a dungeon! Resident crypt keepers Ginger Pelletsnifer, Corviox The Sun Eater and Emmok The Beguiling Portsmith host the pod! They talk about what it takes to run Mordalax's lair, get into the creatures employed their and their various issues. Listen to them gossip about the lasted adventure party to get slaughtered and how the boss can be a bit of a prick sometimes! Maybe hearing this you'll appreciate the effort it takes for being good at being evil. Hope You Enjoy!
Find Results Will Vary on IG @resultswillvarypod . Please like or follow the show because it really does help it grow and I'm also a compliment whore. Im sure there will be a YouTube Vid as well of this episode so go check it out here Linktr.ee/resultswillvary (http://Linktr.ee/resultswillvary) and Email us at Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com (mailto:Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com)
Aadil Patel is a friend of the show and knows how to make me laugh better than anyone. Im so happy to have him on the show again and to see him excel as a performer. Check out his improv group @wheresjeffimprov where he plays along side Nikoli!
Nikoli is a great person who I connected with right away. He has that humor that fits just right with mine and it was a delight to record with him. Along with @wheresjeffimprov he has his own podcast! Find Nikoli's .mp3 bin for Freaks anywhere you find your podcasts, or if you have Spotify just click here! https://open.spotify.com/show/2MRqc2Xp3uWfsGI96Zwgbo?si=3fe4a2aa32884b9d (https://open.spotify.com/show/2MRqc2Xp3uWfsGI96Zwgbo?si=3fe4a2aa32884b9d)
Thanks again for listening! It's such a pleasure to put on this show and I hope to keep putting stuff out consistently. Next episode out September 24th!
Who has been a guest on Results Will Vary
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Natalie Galde
Jeff Quintana
Brother Jay
Brother Ramon
Aadill Patel
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YouTube views
213
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
5 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 27 / 100
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15
Social presence
0
YouTube
66
Engagement
32
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