Roll The Old Bones

About Roll The Old Bones

Roll The Old Bones is a light-hearted Dungeons & Dragons adventure podcast where Duncan (Gen Z experienced DM) teaches his dad Andy (Gen X total newbie) how to play. Each week features a simple short one-shot game with Andy as the lead adventurer and Duncan driving the gameplay. The campaign is packed with comedy skits, dad jokes, sketch comedy, and audio drama absurdism. Perfect for seasoned DMs, casual players, or comedy fans. Actual play mixed with audio comedy. Grab a stool, after checking it's not a Mimic, and subscribe for the ultimate D&D comedy experience!

Publisher

Andy Lakin-Hall

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

28 Jul 2026

Latest episode

3 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

15 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   3 Nov 2026

   Episode 15: Sign of the Times - D&D Character Creation

   Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲 In this episode, Andy is guided through creating his ownplayer character which he can use in a longer game led by Duncan. We follow through the process of character creation from beginning to end using the D&D Beyond Website. Along the way, Sidney the Wandering Monster has a problemwith swelling, then Dogsbody struggles to get the Dark Lord to sign some paperwork. We start our new series of Antiques Rogueshow with Tim Wannacut and Andy tries on the Banshee Mourning Veil. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to continue his winning streak, and an advert for “DwarfScaped – Beardcare for Dwarves” in the end credits. If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page at ⁠ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones⁠, (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion, or drop us a line on our ⁠Threads account @rolltheoldbones (https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones) ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 1:53 Sidney the Wandering Monster 2:26 Game Play Part One 25:06 Realm of the Dark Lord 30:14 Game Play Part Two 43:49 Dad’s just popped out 44:12 Antiques Rogueshow 46:28 You Got Chainmail 48:26 Gameplay Part Three 1:03:25 Dad Joke of the Week 1:04:32 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:06:27 Farewell 1:06:52 Closing Music 1:07:21 Mid Credits Ad Break 🔗LINKS Listen on Apple Podcasts podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/roll-the-old-bones/id6795640423 (https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/roll-the-old-bones/id6795640423) Listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/show/033Xstu8iZ0QffWPQ4vl2y (https://open.spotify.com/show/033Xstu8iZ0QffWPQ4vl2y) Support us on Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) Follow us on Facebook www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M (http://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M) Instagram www.instagram.com/rolltheoldbones (http://www.instagram.com/rolltheoldbones) Follow us on 🧵Threads www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones (http://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones) YouTube www.youtube.com/@RollTheOldBones (http://www.youtube.com/@RollTheOldBones)

2. 

   27 Oct 2026

   Episode 14: Night at the Prancing Pony

   Hail, adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to the fourteenth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D. In this episode, Andy is playing the Artificer class facing challenges including technically minded Kobolds, a puzzle with Papyrus and Sans from Undertale and a final encounter with a mysterious cyborg. Along the way, Sidney the Wandering Monster gets covered in what we hope is custard, the Dark Lord has disturbed night at an Inn in the town of Bree. There’s an advert for Feycast and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to another hopeful dwarf present a new weapon to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to continue his winning streak. If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones), where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion, or drop us a line on our Threads account (http://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones) ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 3:51 Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:24 Game Play Part One 8:54 Realm of the Dark Lord 13:11 Game Play Part Two 20:14 Short Rest – Feycast: Podcasting with the Fair Folk 22:35 Gameplay Part Three 27:28 You Got Chainmail 29:06 Game Play Part Three Continues 32:30 Den Of The Dragon 34:54 Game Play Part Four 43:55 Dad Joke of the Week 45:18 Oubliette of Oblivion 47:01 Ending 47:28 Closing Music 🔗LINKS Listen on Apple Podcasts podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/roll-the-old-bones/id6795640423 (https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/roll-the-old-bones/id6795640423) Listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/show/033Xstu8iZ0QffWPQ4vl2y (https://open.spotify.com/show/033Xstu8iZ0QffWPQ4vl2y) Support us on Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) Follow us on Facebook www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M (http://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M) Instagram www.instagram.com/rolltheoldbones (http://www.instagram.com/rolltheoldbones) Follow us on 🧵Threads www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones (http://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones) YouTube www.youtube.com/@RollTheOldBones (http://www.youtube.com/@RollTheOldBones)

3. 

   20 Oct 2026

   Episode 13: The Fall of Dol Guldur

   Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to the thirteenth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D. In this episode, Andy is playing the Sorcerer class facing challenges reminiscent of Wii Sports games, including Wii Tanks, Tennis, Bowling and Wii Fit, as well as a formidable portal guardian – Matt the Wii Sports guy. Along the way, Sidney the Wandering Monster shows us his massive crack and the Dark Lord has a problem with Spiders at his holiday home. There’s an advert for Gandalf Brand Anti-Diarrhoea Medicine and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Bombur Blunder-Bore present the Scunny Steel Batch Halberd to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to recover from last week’s groan. If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones), where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 3:34 Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:05 Game Play Part One 13:17 Realm of the Dark Lord 18:24 Game Play Part Two 46:37 Short Rest – Gandalf Brand Anti-Diarrhoea Medicine 47:42 Gameplay Part Three 53:12 You Got Chainmail 54:28 Game Play Part Three Continues 1:02:45 Den Of The Dragon 1:05:20 Game Play Part Four 1:28:16 Dad Joke of the Week 1:29:36 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:31:00 Closing Music 🔗LINKS Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M (https://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M) Follow us on 🧵Threads https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones (https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)

4. 

   13 Oct 2026

   Episode 12: I Have The Powder!

   Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to the twelfth episode of Roll The Old Bones, aweekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplaymixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D. In this episode, Andy is trying out the Rogue class, in aJames Bond and Kingsman-themed adventure to take out a supervillain building arcane automata reminiscent of Sentry Turrets from Portal. Along the way we are welcomed by Sidney the WanderingMonster and we peek in on The Dark Lord who has made a spelling mistake in making the One Ring, leading to an embarrassing, exposing predicament. There’san advert for Brainsburys – The one-stop grocery shop for zombies, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Olaf Granite-Glance from Aberdeep present the AberdoomGreatsword to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to continue his streak of wins. If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones, where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 2:39 Sidney the Wandering Monster 3:20 Game Play Part One 10:20 Realm of the Dark Lord 15:43 Game Play Part Two 24:26 Short Rest –12 Brainsburys 25:53 Gameplay Part Three 34:07 You Got Chainmail 31:15 Game Play Part Three Continues 41:12 Den Of The Dragon 43:37 Game Play Part Four 1:04:46 Dad Joke of the Week 1:05:57 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:07:24 Closing Music 🔗LINKS Support us on Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M (https://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M) Follow us on 🧵Threads https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones (https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)

5. 

   6 Oct 2026

   Episode 11: Wraith Replacement Bus Service

   Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲 In this episode, Andy is trying out the Cleric class, aversatile full-spellcasting D&D class that channels divine magic from a deity to heal allies, control the battlefield, and smite foes with a really heavy mace.  Questing through theLazurian Labyrinth to rescue a victim possessed by a Banshee, Andy battles a hoard of skeletons, spots and avoids a mimic, gathers the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch to successfully destroy the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Along the way we are welcomed by Sidney the WanderingMonster and we peek in on The Dark Lord who has to deal with a transport problem for the nine Wraith lords. There’s an advert for Orkea – modern furniture for Orks, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Brimli Iron-Lung from Wigan-Pier-Shaft present the Pier-Hammer to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week. If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones, where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 4:15 Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:48 Game Play Part One 12:22 Realm of the Dark Lord 18:37 Game Play Part Two 29:15 Ad Break – Orkea 30:49 Gameplay Part Three 35:07 You Got Chainmail – Pixie Anti-Gravity Socks 36:33 Game Play Part Three Continues 42:56 Den Of The Dragon - The Pier-Hammer 45:11 Game Play Part Four 1:07:04 Dad Joke of the Week 1:08:12 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:09:10 Closing Music

6. 

   29 Sept 2026

   Episode 10: The Shadow of the Post

   Welcome adventurer! ⚔️🎲 In this special shorter episode for International Podcast Day, Sidney the Wandering Monster sets a trail for us through the labyrinth as we explore some of the locations visited in your previous episodes and take voicemail messages from some of our correspondents, The Dark Lord, The Singing Sword and Elf& Safety expert from Den of the Dragon - Torquil Leafbinder. We peek in on The Dark Lord who having a problem cancelling a magazine subscription. There’s parody adverts for SpellSpace, the platform for Wizardly Wonders, and for Auril-B Toothpaste (Praise to the Brittle Maiden).Andy tries on a Beholder Coat of Many Eyeballs sent in our Mailbag, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Thorgar Coal-Chewer present the Rother-Spike Morningstar to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefullycrafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week. ☕ Support the Show If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page atko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones), where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.⏳ CHAPTERS 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 1:40 Sidney the Wandering Monster 3:39 Voicemail from the Dark Lord 6:41 Realm Of The Dark Lord 11:38 Ad Break: SpellSpace 14:06 Voicemail from The Singing Sword 16:06 The Pit Puzzle 20:18 Ad Break: Auril B 23:15 You Got Chainmail 25:10 Den Of The Dragon 27:37 Voicemail from Torquil Leafbinder 29:11 Final Boss 33:26 Dad Joke of the Week

7. 

   22 Sept 2026

   Episode 9: The Unexpected Hobby

   Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to episode nine of Roll The Old Bones, theweekly Dungeons & Dragons comedy podcast where newbie Gen X player Andy learn the ropes through absurd gameplay, silly sketches, and family-friendly dad jokes with his Gen Z son, Duncan. In this episode, Andy trades the spellbooks for martial artsas he tests out the Monk class—a master of focus, discipline, and ultimate stealth. Inside this week's quest: The Lazurian Labyrinth: Andy attempts to breeze through a series of chaotic, Total Wipeout-themed obstacle courses. The Flurry of Blows: How a Monk's martial artistry tackles unsuspecting opponents. The Final Boss: An epic showdown against Donkey Kong himself. The Favour of Fortune: A string of unbelievably lucky dice rolls, featuring a rare double d20! We peek in on The Dark Lord who is struggling with creatingthe One Ring and gets distracted by a social media trend. There’s an advert for the Ent-Ertainer, with toys and activities to keep young Halflings occupied during long Entmoot meetings, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see new weapons presented to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week. Support the Show! ☕ If you want to support our journey, come buy us a coffee on our Ko-fi page.Dropping a tip officially gets your name added to our legendary Oubliette of Oblivion! Support us here: ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones)

8. 

   15 Sept 2026

   Episode 8: The Mind Flayer

   Welcome to Roll the Old Bones: a weekly D&D audiopodcast featuring silly sketches, newbie gameplay, and family-friendly comedy. In Episode 8, Andy tries out the Druid class, shapeshifting straight into a Plants vs. Zombies and Mr Weebl inspired labyrinth. From dealing with a badger attack in a room full of mushrooms to managing the Dark Lord's "Illithid Support Hotline" phone calls, can Andy manage to survive his first close encounter with Death? Plus, dwarfish smiths pitch weapons on “Den of the Dragon”, and Andy attempts to win a Potion of Healing from Duncan with a perfectly crafted Dad joke. Support the show on our Ko-fi Page to buy us a coffee and get your name added to the Oubliette of Oblivion! ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 5:16 Sidney the Wandering Monster 5:55 Game Play Part One 12:51 Realm of the Dark Lord 18:08 Game Play Part Two 23:13 Short Rest – Orcado 24:44 Gameplay Part Three 43:50 You Got Chainmail 44:47 Game Play Part Three Continues 52:13 Den Of The Dragon 53:08 Game Play Part Four 1:14:17 Dad Joke of the Week 1:15:31 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:16:44 Closing Music

9. 

   8 Sept 2026

   Roll The Old Bones - Episode 7: Uruk-Bye

   Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to the seventh episode of Roll The Old Bones, aweekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D. In this episode, there’s a laundry-themed pun-run aftermeeting Sidney the wandering Monster, Andy takes on the role of a Barbarian Barfighter from Rhubarb Barbara’s Rhubarb Bar. A Necron Warrior reacts badly to having his door broken down, Papyrus and Sans from Undertale make anappearance, along with an Annoying Dog, while a group of Orcs search for a way to connect their Eggs Box to a TV and require an AUX cable. The Dark Lord has trouble when the Uruk-Hai unionise withthe Uruk-Low and they go on strike for better food. Andy tries on some Clockwork Mail sent in by Fizzlebang Cogslipper, a Tinker Gnome from Lantan, and we stumble into a TV Studio recording an episode of “Den of the Dragon” where dwarfish smiths present incredible new weapons for the dragon to approve. We finish things off with another carefully crafted, Dungeons & Dragons-themed Dad Joke. This week Andy is hoping to get a laugh and a Potion of Healing instead of a groan and 1D4 damage. If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. ⏳ CHAPTERS Opening Theme 0:00 Welcome & Introduction 0:38 Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:43 Game Play 1 5:11 Realm of the Dark Lord 11:04 Game Play 2 13:49 Short Rest – Coppertomb 25:30 Gameplay 3 26:34 From the Mailbag 30:57 Game Play 3 continues 32:40 Beholders Got Talons 38:17 Game Play 4 40:19 Dad Joke of the Week 50:49 Oubliette of Oblivion 52:05 Closing Music 53:220:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 3:55 Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:42 Game Play Part One 15:24 Realm of the Dark Lord 20:42 Game Play Part Two 36:19 Short Rest – Coppertomb 39:03 Gameplay Part Three 52:13 You Got Chainmail 53:19 Game Play Part Three Continues 1:01:38 Den Of The Dragon 1:04:08 Game Play Part Four 1:26:15 Dad Joke of the Week 1:27:25 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:28:46 Closing Music 🔗LINKS Support us on Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M (https://www.facebook.com/share/193xyDQ14M) Follow us on 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones (https://www.threads.com/@rolltheoldbones?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)

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    1 Sept 2026

    Roll The Old Bones - Episode 6: The All-Weeping Eye

    Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to the sixth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. In this episode, Duncan leads Andy through the Lazurian Maze, playing the role of a Warlock in search of a mystical French Horn and accompanied by a Tressym familiar named “Swann” through a series of encounters that celebrate the songs of British comedy duo, Flanders and Swann. After taking damage from a falling piano as penance for failing to make Duncan laugh in last week’s Dad Joke of the Week, we pit ourselves against Los Olvidados in a corrida d'olivas, taking serious damage from the Olivador, dodging the Picador with his pick, and the Matador with his mat. We follow footprints of boot and sock to track the League of British Bedstead Men, get totally confused whilst dodging machinery in the Wompom refinery, console the lovelorn Armadillo singing to an armour-plated tank, and stand firm against vicious pedantry of a very an-Gry G-nu, the g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo driven to attack after being mistaken for an Elk. Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster hunting for some ointment, listen to an advert for Hello Flesh, a meal delivery service for zombies. We also peek in on The Dark Lord who’s All-Seeing Eye has developed conjunctivitis. Andy tries on some freezing cold Necromantic Mail sent in by a fan, and The Singing Sword fails to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons" with a song entitled "The Last Weep of the Woggler". We finish things off with another carefully crafted, Dungeons and Dragons-themed Dad Joke. This week Andy is hoping to get a laugh instead of a groan. If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. It’s actual Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D. ⏳ CHAPTERS 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 4:43 Sidney the Wandering Monster 5:11 Game Play 1 11:04 Realm of the Dark Lord 13:49 Game Play 2 25:30 Short Rest – Spooksavers 26:34 Gameplay 3 30:57 From the Mailbag 32:40 Game Play 3 continues 38:17 Beholders Got Talons 40:19 Game Play 4 50:49 Dad Joke of the Week 52:05 Oubliette of Oblivion 53:22 Closing Music

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    25 Aug 2026

    Episode 5 - Multitude of Mimics

    Welcome to the fifth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. In this episode, Duncan leads Andy through the Lazurian Maze. Playing as a heavily armed Paladin, Andy accompanies brother warriors on a quest for holy relics while assailed from all sides by insectoid Thri-kreen. Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster hunting for his dressing gown, and listen to an advert for Spooksavers—spectacles for Spectres. We also peek in on The Dark Lord and Dogsbody, who run into trouble when their pet mimic has babies. Plus, Andy tries on some Wizardly Magnified Mail sent in by a fan, and The Singing Sword fails to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons". We finish things off with another carefully crafted, D&D-themed Dad Joke. Will Andy’s luck hold, or will Duncan groan this week? If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. 0:00 Opening Theme 0:39 Welcome & Introduction 5:20 Sidney the Wandering Monster 6:00 Game Play 1 27:47 Realm of The Dark Lord 30:20 Game Play 2 35:59 Short Rest - "SpellSpace" 37:46 Game Play 3 48:02 The Mailbag 48:52 Game Play 3 continues 55:40 Beholder's Got Talons 57:31 Game Play 4 1:42:39 Dad Joke Of The Week 1:43:54 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:44:59 Closing music

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    18 Aug 2026

    Episode 4 - Gelatinous Gulp

    Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲 Welcome to the fourth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. In this episode, Duncan leads Andy, a level 2 wizard, through a mysterious dungeon in search of arcane treasures. Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster, listen to an advert for Cinder Mattress (the premier provider of orthopaedic bedding for dragons), and peek in on The Dark Lord taking Dogsbody to the vet. Andy also tries on some heavy-duty Dwarven Chainmail sent in by a fan, nearly injuring himself in the process. Meanwhile, The Singing Sword tries once more to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons". We also dive into more D&D gameplay with a Frogger-themed river trap, encounter a pair of skeleton guards in an Undertale-inspired magic maze, and wrap things up with one more carefully crafted, D&D-themed Dad Joke. Will weedy wizard Andy overcome the Slimes and the Chameleonic boss monster? Will his luck run out and this week’s dad joke fall flat? Grab your d20 and find out! If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 6:39Sidney the Wandering Monster 1 7:16 Game Play 11:01 Realm of the Dark Lord 15:16 Game Play 2 28:47 Short Rest – Cinder Mattress 30:23 Gameplay 3 39:07 From the Mailbag 40:18 Game Play 3 continues 45:52 Beholders Got Talons 47:40 Game Play 4 1:06:51 Dad Joke of the Week 1:08:04 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:09:21 Closing Music

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    11 Aug 2026

    Episode 3 - Bureaucrats & Bosses

    In this episode, Duncan leads Andy playing a Ranger through a mysterious dungeon in search of riches. He's pursued by zombies and discovers the benefits of Hunter's Mark in a boss battle reminiscent of Plants Vs Zombies. We peek in on The Dark Lord as he prepares for his own roleplaying game, Bureaucrats & Bosses. Beware the wrath of Karen-Eth the Unappeasible, a level 12 Paladin of Compliance with her signature move, Passive-Aggressive Sigh. There's a meeting with Sidney, the Wandering Monster, an advert for The Barbarian Emotional Support Line, some Chainmail sent in by an goblin fan and The Singing Sword once again fails to impress the judge, Simon Growel, in Beholder's Got Talons. More D&D learning gameplay and silly sketches to enjoy, including a carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke. If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. 0:00 Opening Theme 0:38 Welcome & Introduction 3:22 Sidney the Wandering Monster 1 3:57 Game Play 12:00 Realm of the Dark Lord 17:33 Game Play 2 42:07 Short Rest – “The Barbarian Emotional Support Line” 44:26 Gameplay 3 51:23 The Mailbag 52:22 Game Play 3 continues 59:18 Beholders Got Talons 1:00:54 Game Play 4 1:22:26 Dad Joke of the Week 1:23:38 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:24:54 Closing Music

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    4 Aug 2026

    Episode 2 - The Lost Grimoire

    In this episode, Duncan leads Andy playing a Bard through a quest to find the sender of a mysterious letter. We peek in on The Dark Lord as he tries to give Dogsbody, his Terrier of the Underworld a voice, but mislays his copy of the Malefactum Perpetuum Digest. There's a meeting with Sidney, the Wandering Monster, an advert for White Wizard Wash Pods, Mail sent in by an elvish fan and The Singing Sword fails to impress the judge, Simon Growel, in Beholder's Got Talons. More D&D learning gameplay and silly sketches to enjoy, including a carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke. If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. 00:00 Opening Theme 00:39 Welcome and Introduction 05:23 Sidney the Wandering Monster 05:55 Game Play 1 14:14 Realm Of The Dark Lord 17:59 Game Play 2 38:37 White Wizard Wash Pods 39:34 Game Play 3 44:33 Mailbag 45:27 Game Play 4 52:54 Beholder's Got Talons 54:37 Game Play 5 1:09:31 Dad Joke Of The Week 1:11:00 Oubliette of Oblivion 1:12:13 End music

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    28 Jul 2026

    Episode 1 - The Summoning

    Welcome Traveller Welcome to the very first episode of Roll The Old Bones! This week, clueless D&D newbie dad, Andy, steps into the world of Dungeons & Dragons for the absolute first time, guided by his long-suffering son and Dungeon Master, Duncan. The quest is simple: locate the legendary Windmill Sword. The execution? Absolute chaos. After entirely failing a basic stealth check, Andy decides to treat a highly volatile, ancient magical artifact like a modern-day fidget toy. Naturally, this rips open a literal rift in reality, letting us scry on the Dark Lord himself as he desperately tries to summon an ancient Terror of the Underworld. As an armed goblin horde ambushes our fragile adventurer, we take some breathers to dive into our fictional commercial breaks and mailbags. This week, we drop in on the absolute peak of fantasy entertainment as The Singing Sword auditions in front of the realm's harshest reality TV judge, The Beholder - Simon Growel. Will Andy survive his first initiative roll? Will a fantasy dad joke cost him his precious hit points? And what exactly is lurking in the Oubliette of Oblivion? Grab your d20 and find out! If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones (https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones) where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion. 0:00 Opening Theme 0:39 Welcome & Introduction 5:20 Sidney the Wandering Monster 6:00 Game Play 1 27:47 Realm of The Dark Lord 30:20 Game Play 2 35:59 Short Rest - "SpellSpace" 37:46 Game Play 3 48:02 The Mailbag 48:52 Game Play 3 continues 55:40 Beholder's Got Talons 57:31 Game Play 4 1:42:39 Dad Joke Of The Week 1:43:54 Oubliette of Oblivion1 :44:59 Closing music

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