Trusted by scientists and doctors worldwide, SALAD can and will blast your health and wellness into the stratosphere and/or heaven.
SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad and (usually) Julian.
Julian is a microwave now.
The Science:
Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008)
Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)
30 Jul 2021
17: Whoppers
It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. Abandoned, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural.
They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their veins, freezing their blood. Unconsciously they began to hold their breath.
There was a sharp buzzing and then a single street lamp flickered to life. They fixed their eyes on the glow and allowed themselves to breathe as if sight alone would save them.
Then, a hulking shadow emerged into the sickly, sputtering pool of light. Was he...was it...grinning?
5 May 2021
16: The Number of Things is Six
Good value, that poem.
16 Oct 2020
SKELETONS
Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold!
The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house.
Julian's arboreal prison.
Two skeletons.
A crow.
Clubhouse rules.
SALAD rises from the ashes - again - just in time for the spookiest time of the year. Is this episode scary? You better believe it. And if you don't believe it, give it a listen. Just don't come complaining to us when you no longer have pants because this episode scared them off of you.
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SALAD is an improvised quasi-narrative podcast by Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown with a bunch of lore for some reason.
Additional Music by
Kai Engel
Ross Budgen
5 Apr 2020
14: Youth Culture (w/ Jo Hoch, Tanner Goldberg)
After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa.
Meet June Goliath, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico.
They understand youth culture.
SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.
30 Sept 2019
13: Cursed ASCII Art
6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong.
Maybe it's an IT issue.
Maybe.
Also
- Juuling
- Jeweling
- Julian
17 Sept 2019
12: Saudade (w/ Brittany Grace)
A six month vacation begins.
Serendipity in Azores.
Ah, saudade.
23 Jul 2019
11: Pack Up (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)
This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.
15 Jul 2019
10: Unpack (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)
[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING
Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja?
Are you young as hell?
Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO.
If you want to kiss him, go for it! He didn't read the fine print in his CEO contract, so he can't stop you! Experience with Python/C++ and SEO front-ends is a real plus.
You should be in peak physical and mental health and able to defend yourself from knives and everything else.
Proficiency with software is a plus, but not required.
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featuring GAVIN MORGAN as Gavin
JO HOCH as Jo
If you like the show, or me, or anything in the world, please SUBSCRIBE and LEAVE US A RATING! I love you!
5 Jul 2019
9: Rattttttt Tale
Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. HOOKS...for crochet. HOOKED...on drugs. HOOKS...grappling.
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SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad Garoon
with Julian Freed-Brown
24 Apr 2019
8: Where the Liquid Meets the Sand
Are you an ant queen or an elephant king? Are you a tsunami? Find out. Take the shot. Julian's Cool Diet v. 2.01 (Patch Notes) - Bugs - Bug fixes - Removed several bugs
18 Mar 2019
7: Heikegani
Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs.
4 Mar 2019
6: Bootstraps
Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, population: us.
28 Jan 2019
5: Tears of a Clone
3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL
24 Sept 2018
4: The Single and the Noise
After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowledge and violence on Brad. Also, a different hairstyle!
8 Aug 2018
3: Ivories
Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2014. Maybe 2013? SALAD is Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown If you like the show, please subscribe & rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.
28 Jul 2018
2: Trash Psychology
Get that garbage out of your house and into the middle of the street. Discover a lucrative hobby by writing the saddest words. Next time: the origin story of the world's best friends. Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2015.
24 Jul 2018
1: The Beach Body
Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe!
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