A British sitcom podcast about four incompetent souls trying to start their own cult. Can you create a new movement with no ideas, no philosophy, and a leader with the charisma of a plastic plant forgotten in a cupboard? They’ll certainly give it a go.
Contains strong language.
Written by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
Find out more: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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Series 2. Episode 6.
The cult owes back rent. The only logical solution is to sell dated pornography and humus prepared on doors.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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2 Apr 2025
S02E05 - Samarit man
Series 2. Episode 5. Very strong language.
The cult proves what good Samaritans they are by helping the needy. And sometimes the needy are racist perverts.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
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27 Mar 2025
S02E04 - Poetry in commotion
Series 2. Episode 4.
The cult attempts to enchant new followers through the magic of performance poetry. And FYI, proper poetry doesn’t actually have to rhyme.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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20 Mar 2025
S02E03 - Hype wife
Series 2. Episode 3.
The cult is in want of a wife. One that’s extremely loyal, devoted, and can calm a bloodthirsty mob. The more wives the better.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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13 Mar 2025
S02E02 - Rain god
Series 2. Episode 2.
The cult plan to tap into the free and unlimited water supply found in the sky by worshipping a rain god. That or they’ll just harness the power of the clouds through science. Whichever is the simplest.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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6 Mar 2025
S02E01 - Wage labour
The cult sees the benefits of having a labour force they can exploit. Once they get round those pesky labour laws.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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1 Feb 2024
S01 Bonus: Voice Memos
The cult have recorded some audio memos to themselves. Bonus content for Sected Series 1. Thank you for all the amazing feedback.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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14 Dec 2023
S01E06 - A light snack
The cult tries their hand at breatharianism; the ability to live on air alone. Plus a side of sungazing for a well rounded diet.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
The last episode of series one.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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7 Dec 2023
S01E05 - Well envisioned
The cult takes a road trip to a well that appeared in a vision. And a vision is very different from a thought, just so we’re clear.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew and Angry Farmer, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
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30 Nov 2023
S01E04 - Divine pleasures
The cult knows the secret to unlocking the pleasure spirits trapped in us all. But it is definitely not a sex cult. The posters were very clear about that.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew and TV licence man, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast (https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast)
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23 Nov 2023
S01E03 - Space comet
The cult can’t agree on if a once in a lifetime comet is a spaceship or a ball of sentient light. Either way, only the worthy shall be chosen to travel to a new dimension. Dress code: space overalls, no dungarees, pants mandatory.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast (https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast)
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16 Nov 2023
S01E02 - Tech gods
The cult looks to become the next tech gods and grow fellowship via the internet. But the internet can be a cruel place. Especially if you don't understand how it works. And can’t spell. Or know grammar.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/)
Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast (https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast)
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9 Nov 2023
S01E01 - Animal sacrifice
The cult attempts a blood sacrifice to appease a god. Once they agree on the god. And what to sacrifice. And have an alter. And don’t offend any Satanists.
British audio sitcom by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
New episodes weekly until 14th December 2023.
Find out more at: https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ (https://www.sectedpodcast.co.uk/ )
Support and follow links: https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast (https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast)
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1 Nov 2023
Series 1 Red Band Trailer
Red band trailer for series 1.
Contains strong language.
Episode 1 out 9th November 2023.
Sected is a sitcom podcast about possibly the worst cult in Britain. And maybe even Ireland.
Written by award-winning playwright Paul Adam Levy and performed by an acclaimed comedy theatre cast.
With Carla Segal as Jill, Hannah Meyer as Beatrice, Theo Brignall as Drew, and Joseph Krajewski as Handar.
https://linktr.ee/sectedpodcast
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
Reach and audience
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YouTube views
1,170
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
4.6 / 5
17 ratings
Spotify
4.6 / 5
27 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 35 / 100
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Quality
23
Social presence
0
YouTube
65
Engagement
51
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