Shit Show with Dan

About Shit Show with Dan

Shit Show with Dan is the podcast where no topic is off limits and every episode is guaranteed to be a laugh. Each week, Dan sits down with a new guest to chat about real life, funny stories, relationships, trending gossip, and the latest celebrity headlines. From unforgettable moments to hot takes and everything in between, expect honest conversations, plenty of laughs, and a little bit of chaos.

Publisher

Daniel Maude

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

30 Jun 2026

Latest episode

14 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

17 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   14 Oct 2026

   Episode 16 Bat in Your Mouth, a Flaming Penis & Royal Drama?

   Charlotte is BACK for another absolute Shit Show! 😂 This week, Dan and Charlotte tackle Harry & Meghan, the changing seasons, twins who discovered they have different dads, an Empire State Building proposal, and the horrifying prospect of waking up with a bat trying to get into your mouth. Oh, and there’s also a man pulling a TWO-TONNE CAR with his penis… while on fire. 🔥🍆 Plus Take That, wedding disasters, belly laughs, quick-fire chaos and Charlotte’s Shit Show of the Week. Nothing is off limits. Everything is allegedly. Welcome to the Shit Show. 💩🎙️ #ShitShowWithDan #PodcastComedy #FunnyPodcast #CharlotteIsBack #BritishPodcast

2. 

   9 Oct 2026

   Episode 15: Trad Wives, Irish Blood & the Viral Mallorca Affair Plus Airport Meltdowns, Mrs Hinch Guilt, & Whether Any of Us Have Our Shit Together

   This week we are keeping it in the family Arianna joins me for another completely unqualified discussion about basically everything. We’re talking about being Irish and what comes with it 🇮🇪, the viral Mallorca holiday affair (because apparently just going on holiday isn’t dramatic enough), and the ridiculous number of photos it takes to get ONE decent selfie. We get into whether teachers deserve all the shit they get, why perfectly normal people seem to completely lose their minds the second they enter an airport, and whether Mrs Hinch and the cleaning crew have convinced us all that our houses should look like nobody actually lives in them. Then there’s the small matter of marriage, work, kids and somehow still trying to have a life. Do you ever actually get the balance right, or are we all just winging it and hoping nobody notices? And, of course, social media and the “perfect life.” Are trad wives living the dream or taking us back 70 years? Are celebrities showing off their designer bags and watches… or are we just jealous bitches? 😂 How much of our lives are we wasting scrolling? And why do we need 47 attempts, three different angles and perfect lighting just to upload one “casual” selfie? Most importantly: would either of us last five minutes as a trad wife? Spoiler: probably not. Plus, we finish with our Shit Show of the Week 💩 because behind every perfect Instagram life is probably a screaming child, a pile of washing and someone quietly losing their fucking mind. 🎙️ SHIT SHOW WITH DAN Come for the opinions. Stay for the oversharing. No experts. No filters. Plenty of shit. 💩

3. 

   2 Oct 2026

   Episode 14 Mum Life, Aerial Acrobatics & Absolute Chaos

   In this Episode we talk about, how the hell do you juggle being a mum of two, a wife, a nurse, an aerial acrobat AND still find time for family adventures? 😂This week, Dan is joined by the brilliant Maisie for a properly honest chat about motherhood, marriage, working life, finding time for yourself and why we’re all so bloody scared to try new things.We get into aerial acrobatics, Camper Crew Adventures, working-mum guilt, the great iPad debate and the importance of still being you when life gets ridiculously busy.Plus, we tackle a 97-year-old wing walker, a dog surfing championship, some quick-fire chaos and, of course, Maisie reveals her Shit Show of the Week. 💩Funny, honest and gloriously chaotic welcome to another Shit Show with Dan.#ShitShowWithDan #PodcastUK #MumLife #WorkingMum #CampervanAdventures

4. 

   25 Sept 2026

   Episode 13: Angela ,From Snowdon to Verona: La Dolce Vita, Opera & the Love of Family 🇮🇹❤️🎭

   This week I’m joined by the lovely Angela for a brilliant conversation about family, adventure, Italy, opera, getting older, and making the most of life while we bloody well can. Angela has one of those outlooks on life that I absolutely love: one day it will be our last, so why keep putting everything off until “one day”? We talk about packing in the holidays and making memories, her recent climb up Snowdon, and life in a rather wonderful family setup where three generations share a courtyard along with 10 acres, horses, dogs and, I suspect, absolutely no shortage of chaos. Then we head to Italy 🇮🇹 for stories of Rome, Florence, art, food, wine and the incredible experience of seeing Aida at the Verona Arena. We also chat about family life, work, being forced to slow down after an operation, and whether any of us are actually capable of listening when our bodies tell us to stop. And because Angela admits her celebrity knowledge is absolutely shocking, naturally left those subjects alone and focused on life and joy. Plus, Angela reveals her Shit Show of the Week, It’s warm, funny and refreshingly down-to-earth a conversation about family, experiences, getting older and remembering what actually matters. #ShitShowWithDan #PodcastLife #MakingMemories #LifeIsForLiving #FamilyAndAdventure

5. 

   18 Sept 2026

   Episode 12 Food,Planes, Disney Adults & Sarah Takes America

   Dan is joined by his sister Sarah, freshly returned from her big American adventure and there is A LOT to unpack. From enormous American portions and surviving immigration to Disney World, long-haul flights, American men and the question of whether everything really is bigger across the pond, Sarah gives us the full debrief. A bizarre situation at Disney involving one particularly dedicated Peter Pan fan leads Dan and Sarah down the rabbit hole of Disney Adults, character obsessions and the important question: when does being a fan become a little bit too much? They also get into American food, British vs American humour, Friends, true crime, Donald Trump, whether America feels anything like the version we see online. Plus, Sarah reveals the moment she’ll never forget from the trip, where she’s travelling next and, of course, her Shit Show of the Week. It’s chaotic. It’s opinionated. It’s a full American debrief. Welcome to Shit Show with Dan  Episode 12. 💩🎙️ ⚠️ Strong language, comedy, opinion and questionable conversations throughout. Got your own Shit Show story? 📧 shitshowwithdan@gmail.com (mailto:shitshowwithdan@gmail.com)

6. 

   11 Sept 2026

   EPISODE 11: Kelly Community Chaos, Cocker Spaniels & Comedy Gold

   This week on Shit Show with Dan, Kelly joins Dan for an episode packed with laughs, questionable opinions and the kind of conversations that usually start with, “I probably shouldn’t say this…” From the madness of community Facebook groups, naming and shaming shoplifters, and why every local comment section has at least one jobsworth, to family life, a cocker spaniel with enough attitude to need his own management team, and a shared love of classic comedy. They also chat about Rik Mayall, Bottom, The Young Ones, Mary Poppins, 80s nostalgia, dream holidays spent judging lazy rivers, and the week’s biggest Shit Shows,which include breaking everything in sight and taking an unexpected tumble. It’s funny, nostalgic, slightly chaotic and, as always… allegedly. #ShitShowWithDan #ComedyPodcast #PodcastUK #CommunityChaos #CockerSpaniel

7. 

   4 Sept 2026

   Episode 10 Sport, Life, Golf & a Future Darts Professional call me daniel Luke Littler

   This week Dan is joined by one of his longest-standing mates, Liam, a former hotel manager, personal trainer, sports fanatic, endurance challenge lover and one of life’s genuinely good blokes. From sporting heroes and unforgettable moments to the incredible rise of Luke Littler and the renewed popularity of darts, the pair discuss why we love sport, how champions inspire us and whether we build our sporting idols up just to knock them down. They also chat about golf, endurance challenges, leaving Norfolk to build a new life in Nottingham, life without social media, friendship, men’s mental health and why pushing yourself is about so much more than crossing the finish line. As always, expect plenty of laughs, questionable opinions, a few heartfelt moments and, of course, Liam’s Shit Show of the Week. #ShitShowWithDan #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Darts #Golf

8. 

   3 Sept 2026

   BONUS: The Kids Show with Harry What’s It Really Like Being 9?

   It’s bonus episode time — and this week, the kids are taking over! 🎉 Dan is joined by his nine-year-old nephew Harry for the first Kids Show, finding out what life is actually like when you’re nine years old in 2026. School, friends, teachers, technology, what adults get completely wrong about kids and the really important questions only a nine-year-old can answer. Funny, honest and completely unpredictable. Welcome to The Kids Show with Harry. 🎙️😂 #TheKidsShow #ShitShowPodWithDan #KidsPodcast #BeingNine #UnfilteredKids

9. 

   28 Aug 2026

   Episode 9: Girl Bosses, Teenagers, Role Models & Total Chaos and lots of mad trends

   Episode 9 is here, and Emma joins the Shit Show! 🎙️ This week we’re talking about the chaos of being a girl boss, raising three teenagers, and the pressure of trying to be the perfect role model when you’re just winging it like everyone else. We dive into lockdown madness, why going for a walk on your own now feels like a luxury, how certain fashion trends instantly remind us of different stages of our lives, and whether audiobooks are actually worth your time. We also tackle the big questions… At what age do your parents stop bailing you out? Does anyone ever really know what they’re doing? And is adulthood just one long series of educated guesses? As always, it’s honest, hilarious, slightly chaotic, and definitely not professional advice. #ShitShowWithDan #PodcastUK #ComedyPodcast #ParentingChaos #GirlBossLife

10. 

    21 Aug 2026

    Episode 8 Old Friends, Take That, Vegans & The Love of a Good Sausage

    This week on Shit Show with Dan, Dan is joined by his longtime friend Charlotte for a proper catch-up packed with laughs, nostalgia and the kind of stories only old friends can tell. They look back on school days, chat about how life changes as we get older, the realities of motherhood, celebrity crushes, Take That’s new documentary, Harry Styles and that viral feet pics story, Crocs, Sunday roasts, bizarre books, and why a good sausage deserves more appreciation than it gets. The pair also get into a hilarious debate about vegans and Charlotte’s very strong opinions on them (all in good fun, of course). As always, expect questionable opinions, plenty of swearing, lots of laughs and the usual Shit Show chaos. 🎙️ New episodes every week. #ShitShowWithDan #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #TakeThat #Vegans

11. 

    14 Aug 2026

    Episode 7: Younger Men, Virgin Island & Life’s Juggling Act

    This week on Shit Show with Dan, I’m joined by beauty specialist and business owner Jordan for another completely unfiltered episode. We’re diving headfirst into the biggest talking points of the week, including whether dating younger men is a brilliant idea or a recipe for disaster, the controversy around Virgin Island, sex on TV, and why we’re both proud to be locals. We also get into beauty standards, cosmetic treatments, Instagram filters, celebrity crushes, unusual baby names, phone addiction, first impressions, and why the world seems to be changing faster than we can keep up. Plus, Jordan shares her Shit Show of the Week after being taken advantage of, and we both have a rant about one of life’s greatest frustrations… why does everywhere seem to close just when people who work 9–5 finally have time to get there? As always, it’s packed with laughs, strong opinions, plenty of swearing, and absolutely no topic is off limits. Listener discretion advised – everything discussed is comedy, opinion and alleged… unless we’re talking about ourselves.

12. 

    7 Aug 2026

    Episode 6, Mental Health, Sheds, Soaps, Marriage and Surviving Teenagers!

    This week on Shit Show with Dan, Dan is joined by John—a businessman, Scout leader, wellbeing practitioner, devoted husband and dad to three teenagers. Together they tackle some big talking points, from Banksy and modern masculinity to why Freddie Flintoff has become one of Britain’s most relatable personalities. They chat about raising teenagers in a social media world, the realities of “Dad’s Taxi”, marriage, divorce, village life, charity work, and why men’s mental health is still a conversation we need to keep having. There’s also a chat about what they’ve been watching lately—including Netflix’s Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and Danny Dyer’s latest series—before finishing with two classic Shit Shows of the Week. John’s involves rebuilding his brother’s shed during a heatwave and nearly keeling over, while Dan’s trip to the local tip proves that customer service isn’t always part of the experience. Expect laughs, honest opinions, a few heartfelt moments, and plenty of the usual chaos. 📧 Got your own Shit Show story? Send it to shitshowwithdan@gmail.com (mailto:shitshowwithdan@gmail.com) and you could feature in a future episode.

13. 

    31 Jul 2026

    Episode 5: My Mum Julie – Caravan Holidays, Princess Diana, Spain & Life’s Biggest Shit Shows

    This week on Shit Show with Dan, I’m joined by one of the most important people in my life,my mum, Julie. We chat about everything from growing up with caravan holidays and camping adventures to why Princess Diana is still loved around the world. We dive into Britain’s obsession with Spain, fear of flying, the perfect nap, bingo, pubs, growing your own vegetables, and how one unexpected fall can change your confidence. Packed with family stories, plenty of laughs, honest opinions, and a healthy dose of nostalgia, this is an episode full of warmth, humour, and classic mum wisdom. Grab a brew and join us for another absolute Shit Show.

14. 

    24 Jul 2026

    Part 2 of Episode 3 :Lottery Dreams, David Attenborough, Social Media & Laser Hair Removal!

    Dan is back with Part 2 of Episode 3, joined once again by his sister Sarah for another completely unfiltered chat. This episode covers everything from what we’d do if we won the lottery, whether Dan could become the next David Attenborough, the debate around social media bans, tracking your kids for safety, and the age-old laser hair removal question… should it all come off or stay on? Expect laughs, opinions, random tangents, and plenty of classic Shitshow Podcast chaos.

15. 

    17 Jul 2026

    Episode 3 Part 1: Dolly, the Beckhams, America & Cheating Husbands!

    Welcome back to The Shit Show with Dan! My sister joins me again for Part 1 of this week’s episode, and as always, the conversation goes everywhere. We chat about Dolly Parton, the Beckhams, America, and our favourite rides before diving into the crazy world of cheating husbands and the unbelievable lengths people go to catch them out. It’s packed with laughs, opinions, and plenty of classic sibling banter. Don’t miss Part 2!

16. 

    10 Jul 2026

    Episode 2: The GC, DIY Disasters & Positive Vibes

    Episode 2 of Shit Show with Dan is here, and this week Dan is joined by his beautiful friend Alice for another chaotic round of gossip, questionable opinions and complete nonsense. From DIY disasters and house renovation fails to Gemma Collins, novelty dances, Strictly rumours, good deeds on TikTok and the things that make us belly laugh, nothing is off limits. Expect swearing, satire, side-eyes and a healthy amount of alleged nonsense. Welcome to the Shit Show. #ShitShowWithDan #ComedyPodcast #PodcastLife #NewEpisode #UnfilteredConversations

17. 

    30 Jun 2026

    Buckle Up, It’s a Shit Show! it’s episode 1

    SHIT SHOW WITH DAN Episode 1 Welcome to the very first Shit Show with Dan! Dan is joined by his sister for an hour of outrageous debates, celebrity gossip, random internet rabbit holes, TV recommendations, questionable opinions and plenty of laughs. From Amish heartthrobs and upside-down pineapples to Snog, Marry, Avoid, sex chat and the biggest “shit show” moments of our lives nothing is off limits. Warning: Strong language, adult humour, satire and gossip throughout. If you’ve laughed, been offended or questioned our sanity. we’ve done our job.

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

9 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

62 ratings

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