(Originally recorded 10.08.26)
Heard you missed us! We're back!
After a longer than expected break while Bruce went on vacation to Italy and then recovered the boys are back on the stick and ready to SlurpToast.
Things open up with a discussion of Stephe's continuing adventures as a mustachioed man. He may moonlight as a shop teacher. We're trying to find out.
We then got an update on Stephe's work with consultants. He's been promoted to point of the spear. Not a great idea since he likes stabby things.
Bruce discussed his trip to Italy. It was good. You can be jealous.
Stephe discusses his "Guido Month" project over at Wiggy Diggs.
That conversation goes off the rail when Doug Henning is invoked. That leads to discussion of Shields & Yarnell and Pink Lady & Jeff. Gen X!
What else?
How about:
Card chat
Marvel Disco cards
Joe Dirt
David Spade (not the same thing)
We discover the connection between Guido and Rob Liefeld's Captain America
Blokees (Bruce unveils Nightwing)
Cody Rhodes as Havok
Lanterns
Of course we play "What's on Your Desk?" Wouldn't want to disappoint the paying customers? What? Nobody's paying? It's still a fun segment.
Trebuchet 'Migos!
4 Sept 2026
I Was Glengarry and Glen Ross
(originally recorded 08.26.26)
We start off by discussing the deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on consecutive days.
The universe can suck sometimes.
We engage in some 'stache talk as Stephe tries to decide which iteration of Bob's Burger he looks like.
Here I wrote "all Cadillacs and steak knives." Not sure what that means, but I bet it was funny.
Then we talk, for a while, about Stephe's time at a KC anime con and the glorious return of Retail Stephe.
He sold the crap out of some anime and discovered one he liked.
This led to us riffing on Pokemon and wrestling, specifically the use of the DDT on a Pokemon.
Jaye P. Morgan also died, so we talked about the Gong Show.
We decided that Dolly, Tim and Jaye P. would make for a great Gong Show panel.
There was a Styx rabbit hole.
The phrase "slick the monkey" was used. I'll let you ponder how.
Behold the terrifying origins of Darth Huxtable.
Stephe showed off his new light saber from Laser Monkey Light Sabers.
We played "What's on Your Desk?"
We finished up with a riff on Spider-Man porn. What does that mean? It involves the KnobGoblin. That's all I'm saying.
Trebuchet!
3 Aug 2026
I Hope That's My Hair
(Originally recorded 07.30.26)
Stephe couldn't wait to talk about his experience at SDCC 2026.
Bruce couldn't wait to talk about Stephe's new facial hair.
So, we talked a lot about both.
I have to be honest, I got so into the conversation that I didn't take very good show notes.
You'll just have to listen to see what all we talked about.
I remember:
Funko Fundays
Things Stephe bought for Bruce
Ticketing issues for Funko AND Hall H
The Punisher by Garth Ennis
Blokees
And, of course, we played "What's on Your Desk?"
I'll take better notes next time. Until then...enjoy!
Reach and audience
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YouTube views
2,917
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
8 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 33 / 100
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Quality
23
Social presence
0
YouTube
74
Engagement
32
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