This is Small Town Shit where “I’ll be there in five” means twenty, errands take an hour minimum, and privacy is… more of a concept than a reality.
We’re not a gossip podcast but if you hear something that hits a little too close to home, that’s not our problem.
Hosted by Jessie and Mel, we’re breaking down the everyday chaos of small town life, the unwritten rules, the familiar faces, and the places that somehow turn into a full social event every time.
If you’ve ever said you were just running in “real quick” and got stuck talking for 45 minutes…
Yeah. You belong here.
Jessie left Mel unsupervised with a microphone this week… and honestly, that might have been a mistake. 😂
With schedules getting crazy, Mel decided to take one for the team and tackle her very first solo episode of Small Town Shit. No co-host, no supervision, and absolutely no one to tell her when she's saying too much.
This week, we're diving into a small-town scandal involving 20 years of allegedly homemade potato salad that actually came straight from Walmart. Is Brenda a culinary criminal or an absolute genius?
Then Mel shares some unpopular small-town opinions, including why running into someone from high school at Walmart does NOT require a 20-year life update, why vague Facebook posts should be illegal, and why women in small towns are basically unpaid FBI agents.
Because if you post "on to the next chapter" with no explanation, just know we're already investigating whether you got divorced. 🔎😂
It's a shorter episode, a little chaotic, and completely unsupervised. But hey, at least we showed up!
In this episode:
The great Walmart potato salad scandal of 2026
Why Mel refuses to pretend she's a homemade potluck queen
Unpopular opinions about small-town Walmart encounters
Vague Facebook posts and the investigations they inspire
Why small-town women could solve crimes faster than the FBI
What happens when Jessie isn't around to keep Mel in check
Now we need YOUR opinion: Is Brenda a genius or a fraud? And are you the friend who investigates everyone's business, or the one who couldn't care less?
Tell us in the comments!
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🎧 Listen to Small Town Shit wherever you get your podcasts, and follow along on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube for more chaos.
14 Oct 2026
She Got Her Cock Back… But Lost Her Husband
This week on Small Town Shit, Mel and Jessie are tackling the real issues in life… like why someone would put their dirty shoes on a STARBUCKS TABLE. 🤢
What starts as a conversation about questionable public behavior quickly spirals into overpriced shoes, growing ears, color analysis, toxic cleaning products, and whether we're all just slowly poisoning ourselves anyway. But the REAL small-town shit starts when a listener story takes an absolutely unhinged turn. A woman posts on Facebook about her stolen four-foot metal rooster, only to discover that her husband took it to his MISTRESS'S HOUSE. And somehow, the rooster ends up being the least shocking part of the story. 🐓💀
We're also getting into creepy small-town thefts, a wild Oklahoma documentary, and the time Jessie nearly shot a family friend because he thought pretending to break into her house would be a hilarious prank. Spoiler alert: IT WAS NOT.
From dirty sandals to stolen cocks and terrible decisions, this episode is proof that you truly cannot make this shit up.
Listen to the full episode of Small Town Shit wherever you get your podcasts, and catch us on YouTube for all the facial expressions you don't want to miss!
💌 Got some small-town shit of your own? Send us your wildest stories, hometown drama, or absolutely ridiculous experiences. Your story might just make it into a future episode! https://forms.gle/pqqFpP4CV4C1koTp7 (https://forms.gle/pqqFpP4CV4C1koTp7)
Follow, subscribe, and share with your favorite small-town troublemaker! 🤍 See y'all next week!
7 Oct 2026
Cracking, Coffins & Grandpa’s Girlfriend
We’re BACK baby, and apparently two weeks off means we have a LOT of shit to discuss. 😂
This week, Mel and Jessie are catching up on everything from homecoming, wrestling, dementia, haunted houses, cemetery driving lessons, and why we’re perfectly willing to talk to a ghost… but absolutely do NOT want a teenager with a chainsaw chasing us through the woods.
Then things take a turn when Mel shares the story of a man who was so convinced a woman was destined to be his bride that her DEATH did not stop him. 😳 Yes, there’s a grave involved. Yes, it gets worse.
We also have a listener story that might be the most small-town shit imaginable: Grandma’s funeral, a mysterious woman sobbing at the casket, a decades-long affair everyone apparently knew about, and the revelation that Grandma knowingly went through her husband’s mistress’s checkout line at the grocery store EVERY. SINGLE. FRIDAY.
Honestly? An icon.
Somewhere along the way we get into karma, whether people eventually get what’s coming to them, surviving a new gym when you hate new things, and the very important realization that teenagers apparently did NOT invent the word “cracking.”
Which leads us to a high school auditorium, Saran Wrap, and a pregnancy.
We wish we were kidding.
Listen to the full episode of Small Town Shit wherever you get your podcasts and remember: be careful cracking out there.
Have a small town story for us? Send it over! ↓
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See y'all next week! 💩
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