Smeared Mascara

About Smeared Mascara

"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us." This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!

Publisher

Smeared Mascara Podcast

Category

comedy · society & culture · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

29 Aug 2023

Latest episode

23 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

117 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   23 Oct 2026

   Overwhelmed, Overstimulated & Over Your Shit

   Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite unknown podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy are struggling per the usual. The planets are fighting, the world is burning, and the hormones are unpredictable. Listen to the ladies discuss the MTV VMAs and the lackluster George Michael tribute, hear the strong opinions about the disgusting Cornell 7, and meet the pod’s new bff named Stavros. So put on your Air Jordans because it’s time to do the running man like J...

2. 

   30 Sept 2026

   bitches and hoes, friends and foes

   Send us Fan Mail Yes, it’s another episode of the highly loved and under-sponsored podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week the slaydies ki-ki about homeschooling moms, Trump TV, youth basketball, and the Ed Sheeran debacle. (If you’re a Sheeran-ator, please weigh in) Brooke and Mandy are going through some shizz right now. The homies in the age group know what’s up. The hormone levels are dropping almost as fast as they’re dropping friends, associates, and acquaintances. So buckle up, hydra...

3. 

   18 Sept 2026

   I could go for a seven day coma

   Send us Fan Mail The hoochie mamas are back and ready to entertain! Brooke gives us the 411 on the Lindsay Clancy trial, Bama Rush Tok, and our independent news angel Aaron Parnas. There’s also mention of an avoided cooch catastrophe. Mandy describes her astrological disappointments, family miscommunication, and surviving an Oakland estuary boat ride. Disclaimer: At the time of recording, there was still no sign of Mitch aka Hot Wheels 2.0 who throws up the peace sign ...

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

65,880

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

10 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

6 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 69 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

82

Social presence

0

YouTube

72

Engagement

71

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Books guests

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