Toni loves the movies. The silvered screen. Jon loves the John Wick franchise and the works of Scott Adkins. Toni enjoys seeing the movies. Only one can watch. All must be spoiled.
We're reunited. We're back. John provides a stellar spoiler of the origins of two super leaders, Optimus Prime and Megatron. Tony remains unimpressed throughout because this movie doesn't have any fun suprises for his superior cinematic sense of style. Join as we discuss the difficulties of class analysis without enough information, funny jokes, household names in voice roles, and the sadness of having friends who are edgelords first and friends second. Directed by Josh Cooling and starring Chris Hemsworth as Orion Pax, Brian Tyree Henry as D-16, and others who according to Tony shouldn't have deployed their talents for the enjoyment of children.
Intro featuring the debut of Weirdo Cop and their song "Atop Cyberton Lies the Anwers"
2 May 2026
Basic Instinct or "D for Douglas"
It's time to get spoiled with the brats as Tony comes back from mandatory psychological evaluation to tell John about Basic Instincts. Wayne Knight should've been in that chair. John digs deep for the dong check and Tony a goes all the way back for this one.
basic instinct is directed by Paul vanderhooven and written by a Hungarian man. Starring Michael Douglas' bottom lip and Sharon Stone. Honorable mentions to George Dzunda Daniel Van Bargen and the unfortunate Jeanne Tripplehorn and the fortunate Mitch Pelegi.
original musical intro- MICHAEL DOUGLAS (I know you wanna)
24 Feb 2026
A Working Man or "Peña's Pal goes Pow Pow"
A working man is directed by David Ayer and written by Ayer and Stallone. Starring Jason Statham as A Working Man, Michael Pena as the boss, and several Russians as Russians.
5 Jan 2026
50 Shades Freed or "Battle of the Orphans"
The last in the trilogy finally appears, like a positive pregnancy test or a surprise private jet. Tony spoils so you don't have to watch and have your inner goddess contract a wasting disease. Enjoy jokes and constructed scenarios. The misuse of diagnosisies to fit a narrative. The end of EL James and her short but terrible reign.
50 Shades Freed is directed by James Foley right before he died and stars Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Grey nee Steele, and who else nobody knows theres only really two characters.
6 Dec 2025
50 Shades Darker Round 2 or "A Road Map for Your Body"
Tony continues to dive, this time to darker depths, into the deluded dreams of one decidely dorky damsel and one deranged dude. Directed by the guy who did Glen Gary Glen Ross. Starring Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele, Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and your what, who cares?
"Fellow" was sent to us by some British guy with the email desperatefordakoter@hotmail.com.
13 Nov 2025
50 Shades of Grey Round 1 ft. KT
In what is perhaps the greatest undertaking in the history of Spoilered Brats, nay, movie podcasts, nay again, the commentary industry since time immemorial, Tony watched not 1, not 2, but all 3 Fifty Shades films. This is the first. Featuring KT and her podcast debut. Additionally we bring back the dong check, talk what was going on in Britain, make butt plug jokes, amongst other lively conversation. Enjoy!
3 Oct 2025
Mile 22 or "Marky Mark and Mother"
Jon spoils Tony with a big helping of Mark Wahlberg, back on the pod for his second appearance. Topics of discussion include: autofellatio, Theo Von, gifted children, Indonesia and the CIA, Fall of Russia, flash forward voiceovers, projection, Obama era operator movies vs. Trump operator movies, and much more.
Mile 22 was directed by Peter Berg and written by Lea DU PONT Carpenter Ackerman. It stars Marky Mark as Jimmy Silva, Alice as Alice, Iko Uwais as Li Noor, Ronda Rousey as Sam, and John Malkovich as Mother.
12 Aug 2025
Materialists or "How to Make a Wedding"
Tony runs the numbers and takes a deal on romance in order to spoil "Materialists" (2025) directed by Celine Song and starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro "The Demon" Pascal, Chris "Jimmy Torch" Evans, and the lady from "Red Scare", a rival podcast. We talk market value, bourgeouise feminism, De Palma's only music video, making a wedding, the value of an honest asshole, and doing a bad job making a wedding. Featuring the hit song "Make a Wedding" by John.
14 Jul 2025
Accident Man or "I Had an Accident :("
Jon executes a perfectly laid spoiling of Accident Man (2018) starring Scott Adkins, Ray Stevenson (RIP) and Michael Jai White and directed by auteur Jesse V. Johnson. Featuring Jon's rap debut "MIKEY" Items of discussion, Tony's difficulty with appreciating art, sex with non-mammals, Jon's psychological need for violence, and more. Credit for the instrumental used for "MIKE" goes to lejA (https://youtu.be/RyHwptll1ps?si=uC7o8_C2BQgkFWUA) and many thanks to them for their work.
21 Jun 2025
Hurry Up Tomorrow or "The Weeknd at his computer, smiling"
Hosts Jon and Tony explore the film "Hurry Up Tomorrow," dissecting The Weeknd's artistic balance of sadness and success, and examining director Trey Edward Shults' potential career impact in this episode.
25 May 2025
Pride and Prejudice or "Mr. Darcy!"
Tony and Jon analyze Joe Wright's film adaptation of *Pride and Prejudice*, highlighting the wit, banter, and importance of respecting introverts in Jane Austen's classic story.
23 May 2025
Roadhouse 2 or Not the Jake Gyllenhaal Movie
Jon excitedly and exactingly spoils Road House 2 (2006), a direct-to-DVD sequel to the classic Patrick Swayze action flick. Along the way, we discuss the kangaroo insurgency, knife ladies, and Kid Rock’s short statured sidekick Joe C. (rest in power). Toni cruelly lies and says we will be talking about the Minecraft movie next.
Roadhouse 2 is directed by Scott Ziehl. Starring Jonathan Schaech as Shane Tanner-Dalton. Ellen Hollman as Beau, Jake Bussy as Wild Bill Bussy and Will Patton as Nate Tanner.
19 Apr 2025
Mickey 17 or "Man Made of Poo"
Mickey 17 is directed by Bong Joon Ho. It starts Robert Pattinson as Mickeys 1-18. Robert Pattinson as Mickey 17, Naomi Ackie as Nasha, Mark Ruffalo as Preginald Drumpf, Steven Yeun as Temu, and Anamaria Vartolomei as Toni's girlfriend,
6 Apr 2025
The Contractor or "No Free Estimates!"
Directed by Tarik Saleh. Starring Chris Pine as Chris Pine, Ben Foster as Mike, Gillian Jacobs as Brianne Harper, Kiefer Sutherland as Rusty "Boots" Jenkins, Fares Fares as Salim and Eddie Marsan as Virgil.
19 Mar 2025
The Monkey or "Killer Drum Solo"
The Monkey was directed by Oswald Perkins and stars Michael Scott as the father, Theo Von as the brothers Hal and Bill, Tatiana Tatianavich as Aunt Tatiana, and the Monkey as the Monkey.
5 Mar 2025
Flight Risk or "No Beverage Service"
Today we talk about Flight Risk starring Mark Wahlberg, CHRISTOPHER Grace, Michelle Dockery, Father Gooner, and a plane. Directed by Mel Gibson. Thanks for listening.
6 Feb 2025
Noseferatu
Nosegeratu features Harry Dickinson as Brad, Wilem Dafoe as Van Helsing and Bill Skarsgarad as Count Orloch.
The sound quality has vastly improved.
6 Feb 2025
Babygirl
Featuring Harry Dickinson as Brad, Nicole Kidman as Remy and Antonio Banderas as Jacob. This film was directed by Nataleigh Hjelmens, a dutch person.
Jon has a bad mic but we got it together for the 2nd part.
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