Square Eyes Syndrome

About Square Eyes Syndrome

Each week Ben Gilman, Troy Salmon, Tara Chloe and Helen Carins come together to discuss what TV they have been watching. Join us on our TV journey each week!

Publisher

Ben Gilman

Category

tv & film

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

8 May 2020

Latest episode

26 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

334 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   26 Oct 2026

   SES 241: Why is Claudia Winkleman's wig getting shampoo adverts?

   Welcome back to the syndrome. This week Ben wants to know why everyone is embarrassed to be in a he man movie and Troy finally leaves the faithful and joins the traitors This week we talk about: Resident Evil Carrie Other Mommy Street Fighter Traitors UK Celebs Season 2 Masters Of The Universe Evil Dead Burn Vision Quest Crystal Lake Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us at: squareeyessyn@gmail.com Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/272033065809081 Ben's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/Megabenny666 Troy's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/legendofold101 Share, like and subscribe! Follow us on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oWAmQg Google podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed= ... Pocket Casts: https://pca.st/yf8v9j1

2. 

   4 Oct 2026

   SES 240: Richard E Grant is a Traitor didn't you know?

   Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is running with the monkeys, Troy still isn't Tom cruise and his tiny penis and Helen has taken her balls back. This week we talk about: Primate Celebrity Traitors UK Season 2 The Running Man 28 Days Later The Bone Temple Jack Reacher Criminal Records Ted Lasso Slow horses Pulp What Do You Do For A Encore? Saturday Night Live UK Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us at: squareeyessyn@gmail.com Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/272033065809081 Ben's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/Megabenny666 Troy's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/legendofold101 Share, like and subscribe! Follow us on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oWAmQg Google podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed= ... Pocket Casts: https://pca.st/yf8v9j1

3. 

   30 Aug 2026

   SES 239: Tom Cruise has a tiny penis

   Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Troy is running from dinosaurs, Helen is webbing up and Ben is calling footballers pussies. This week we talk about: Critters Toy Story 5 HIM 5 Nights at Freddie's 2 Badly In Love The End of the Oak Street Jack Reacher Private Eyes Spider Man: Brand New Day Coyote vs ACME Ready or not Here I come Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us at: squareeyessyn@gmail.com Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/272033065809081 Ben's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/Megabenny666 Troy's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/legendofold101 Share, like and subscribe! Follow us on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oWAmQg Google podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed= ... Pocket Casts: https://pca.st/yf8v9j1

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Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

348,125

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Spotify

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 75 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

92

Social presence

0

YouTube

82

Engagement

60

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