Stupid people with Pets

About Stupid people with Pets

 Meet Mr. BURNZ SATIVA — the voice behind “Stupid People With Pets,” where pets make sense and people don’t. With over 117,000 followers on Instagram and an audience reaching people around the world, Mr. BURNZ SATIVA brings a one-of-a-kind mix of comedy, honesty, curiosity, and real conversations to the pet world. He’s not your typical host. He’s a storyteller, animal lover, entertainer, and someone who isn’t afraid to ask the questions other people avoid. From hilarious pet stories to controversial topics, expert interviews, and conversations that make you laugh, think, and sometimes say, “Wait… what?!” His mission is simple: educate, entertain, and remind people that behind every crazy pet story is a lesson worth learning. Whether he’s talking with trainers, veterinarians, comedians, rescuers, or everyday pet owners, Mr. BURNZ SATIVA brings energy, humor, and a genuine passion for animals to every episode. Stupid People With Pets — where the pets make sense and the humans don’t.

Publisher

MR BURNZ SATIVA

Category

kids & family

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

19 Feb 2024

Latest episode

10 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

139 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   10 Nov 2026

   AI CATNAPPING?! These Dumbasses Are Holding Cats for Ransom!

   What the FUCK is going on with people these days?! Welcome back to STUPID PEOPLE WITH PETS, hosted by the one and only MR. BURNZ SATIVA! In this episode, we’re diving into a bizarre story involving a missing cat, an AI-generated ransom message, and demands so ridiculous you can’t make this shit up! We’re talking about cat ransom notes, Fancy Feast, no cheap-ass generic cat food, and artificial intelligence getting mixed up in the madness. When did stealing somebody’s pet turn into a damn hostage negotiation?! We’re breaking down the stupidity, talking about protecting your pets, and asking the question: Has artificial intelligence made stupid people even more dangerous? Unfiltered opinions, adult humor, profanity, and absolutely ZERO tolerance for animal abuse. Streaming in 64 countries! SMACK THAT LIKE, SPREAD THE STUPIDITY, AND SUBSCRIBE! And whatever you do… DON’T BE MY NEXT EPISODE! #StupidPeopleWithPets #MrBurnzSativa #CatRansom #ArtificialIntelligence #PetNews #TrueStories #Podcast #CatLovers

2. 

   2 Nov 2026

   VET BREAKS IT DOWN UNCENSORED! What Every Dog Owner Needs to Hear

   VET SPILLS THE SECRETS! WHAT THEY DON’T TELL PET OWNERS! What happens when a veterinarian sits down with MR. BURNZ SATIVA and starts letting the cat out of the damn bag? YOU GET ONE HELL OF AN EPISODE! On this episode of STUPID PEOPLE WITH PETS, I sit down with the incredible Dr. Stacey Thomas, a veterinarian who’s not afraid to keep it REAL! We’re talking veterinary medicine, animal rescue, the things pet owners need to understand, and the behind-the-scenes realities of caring for animals. And then there’s Patches. One dog’s incredible story that reminds us why these animals deserve every fighting chance we can give them. This ain’t your typical boring veterinary interview. It’s raw, informative, funny, emotional, and packed with stories you won’t forget. Hosted by MR. BURNZ SATIVA SMACK THAT LIKE, SPREAD THE STUPIDITY, AND SUBSCRIBE! And whatever you do… DON’T BE MY NEXT EPISODE! #StupidPeopleWithPets #MrBurnzSativa #DrStaceyThomas #Veterinarian #VetSecrets #PetCare #DogRescue #AnimalRescue #PetOwners #DogLovers #Podcast #Patches

3. 

   31 Oct 2026

   “The REAL Reason AI Is Already Escaping the Sandbox” Part 1

   AI agents teaming up, talking behind our backs, and reportedly breaking out of their sandbox? Bro… who the hell gave the computers permission to start their own crew? On this episode of Stupid People with Pets, MR. BURNZ SATIVA digs into stories of AI swarms, hacking, and self-preservation—and brings ChatGPT into the conversation. Should we be impressed, worried, or unplugging some shit? Expect unfiltered questions, wild reactions, and humor with no damn filter. What scares you more: what AI can do—or the people controlling it? Drop your answer in the comments. Smack that like, spread the stupidity, and subscribe. Don’t be my next episode. #AIAgents #ChatGPT #ArtificialIntelligence #StupidPeopleWithPets #MRBURNZSATIVA

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

2 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 34 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

55

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

32

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