Now that Emma has finished university, quit her part-time job, and is out in the great big world with no idea of what she wants to do with her life, she has decided to start a podcast, which can only mean one thing: A one-fifth-life crisis is upon her. Alone at a table, Emma and her never ending stream of consciousness discuss random topics, interesting hot takes, and bizarre analogies. What goes on in the mind of someone who has nothing but time on her hands? Perhaps you’d like to listen and find out.
In this episode, Emma talks about being an extra, attempting to become a balloon artist, fighting fruit flies whilst getting her soul sucked out of her by a man with blue eyes, getting a Lord Farquaad-esque haircut, apparently giving an incorrect favourite bagel order, and her desire to be a super senior.
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26 Jul 2026
13: Graduation and K-pop Fascination
In this episode, Emma talks about graduating with distinction, almost becoming an actor, getting jump scared by American K-pop idols, learning Korean, and drawing realistic fruits.
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5 Jul 2026
12: Just Stay a Passenger Princess, Trust Me
From crying after failing the rules portion of her G1, to not counting the number of railway tracks during her G2, to blizzards, loose bulbs, and stop signs getting in the way of that coveted G license, no one has ever been told by the universe so many times to stay off the roads. And yet, Emma is somehow here to tell the epic tale about how she got her driver’s license.
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21 Jun 2026
11: Elsa From Frozen Is a Terrible Person
In this episode, Emma talks about why Elsa from Frozen is actually the worst, a bizarre soul-lake-possesion (?) book, the illusory truth effect, how amazing eggs are, and why she can never be a hiker queen.
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14 Jun 2026
10: Exploring Toronto During the FIFA World Cup - Live!
In this extra special episode of Table for One, join Emma live in Toronto as she explores how the city has shaped up to tackle hosting the FIFA World Cup. Emma takes a visit to the lime green grass of Nathan Phillips Square, Swimbappé the all knowing fish, the CN tower, the ever chaotic FIFA Fan Festival, and, of course, BMO Field. Be prepared for piping hot takes, confusion, and absolutely terrible audio.
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7 Jun 2026
9: Wisdom Teeth Removal Leads to Lifelong Trauma
In this episode, Emma talks about how scorching hot it is outside, her traumatic wisdom tooth removal experience, Alberta being the new Quebec, her fear of barefoot shoes, and the unhinged housing prices in Toronto.
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31 May 2026
8: Three Barleycorns Dry and Round
In this episode, Emma talks about getting her wisdom teeth out, why dressing corporate makes people worse at their job, and the curious case of Koko: the infamous signing gorilla. She also compares and contrasts the imperial and metric systems to truly see what kind of mental gymnastics it takes to be an American.
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24 May 2026
7: A FIFA and Front-of-Package Disaster
Emma gets serious this episode as she discusses the mess that FIFA already is (and definitely will be) in Toronto and how terrible Canada’s Front-of-Package Labels are. Prepare to be more angry, flabbergasted, and confused than you ever have before.
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17 May 2026
6: Imaginary Baloney Sandwiches May Put You to Sleep
In this episode Emma talks about her outrageous improv class, aphantasia and how it makes no sense, why she loves British people, and the disastrous Canadian census.
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10 May 2026
5: I Am Not a Robot
In this episode, Emma talks about the soul-sucking nature of CAPTCHAs, if life before technology was better, the lore of Cosmic Crisp apples, the greatest heat training method, and if aliens exist.
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3 May 2026
4: Michael Jackson is Iconic
It’s Table for One’s one monthiversary! In this episode, Emma talks about getting bullied by an 82-year-old man, why global warming isn’t real, Michael Jackson, construction projects taking so long, and the social construct of money.
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26 Apr 2026
3: Walking 27 Kilometers Is Easier Than Applying for a Job
In this episode, Emma talks about how crazy and convoluted applying for a job is, the most memorable (and most unhinged) book she’s ever read, her casual 27km walk, learning new botanical vocabulary, and taking her dog to the vet.
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19 Apr 2026
2: Adidas Sambas Are Not for the Weak
In this episode, Emma talks about her painful experience wearing Adidas Sambas, IOS 26, being lonely, the insanity of Toronto’s "spring" weather, and her confusion with bedding terminology.
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12 Apr 2026
1: The Great Daylight Savings Debate
In Table for One's debut episode, Emma talks about her passion of keeping daylight savings, buying jeans for the first time ever, Toxic Gossip Train's lyrics, the deliciousness of New York cheesecake, and her favourite poem.
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