Temporally Scripted

About Temporally Scripted

Ever notice how the people who claim to have all the answers usually have the most boring lives? We spent our twenties in underground clubs and festival fields, then built businesses in Vietnam. Now we're watching Western culture implode from 8,000 miles away. From historical figures to simulation theory, from AI's impact to why clever people often end up miserable - we tackle questions that keep curious minds awake. We're not experts claiming to have it all figured out, just two guys navigating a complicated world. This isn't about optimisation or morning routines. This is for people who know the best insights come from strange places. New episodes of Temporally Scripted are available every Saturday. Join your slightly questionable guides to personal growth. Your reality might never be the same.

Publisher

Temporally Scripted

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

1 Mar 2025

Latest episode

25 Jul 2026

Latest episodes

72 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   25 Jul 2026

   ANDY BURNHAM: THE PM NOBODY VOTED FOR

   Send us Fan Mail Andy Burnham is the new UK Prime Minister. Number seven in ten years. Nobody voted. Obviously. Keir Starmer is out, the King of the North is in, and Britain's revolving door gets another spin. His opening offer: 20 percent off your pint, a vague gesture at North Sea oil, and working from Manchester one day a week, which is apparently what levelling up looks like now. The money for all of it is coming from you, because the British public "can handle a bit more tax", say...

2. 

   22 Jul 2026

   SAGRADA FAMILIA TOOK 144 YEARS. YOUR TOWN GOT A GREY CAR PARK

   Send us Fan Mail The Sagrada Familia is finally at full height after 144 years. Your town centre took a weekend to plan. Gaudi's masterpiece vs modern British architecture, and why we stopped building beautiful things. Barcelona spent a century and a half building something designed to link heaven and earth. Britain, in the same period, produced Milton Keynes. Jack and Adam ask why every new building is a rectangle in a cement or glass finish, why nobody trains stonemasons anymore (the ...

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   20 Jul 2026

   OPENAI IS LOSING $20 BILLION A YEAR. SO WHO PAYS?

   Send us Fan Mail OpenAI loses $20 billion a year. Its fix? Offer the US government 5%. The AI bubble, ChatGPT's new ads, and the leaked financials nobody at OpenAI wanted you to see. Adam explains the entire AI economy using a sandwich that costs $40 to make and sells for $2, which is somehow also OpenAI's actual business model. Jack works out that the endgame is a taxpayer bailout, a financial strategy previously reserved for banks and British water companies. Meanwhile Meta a...

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Podcast Authority Score: 52 / 100

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75

Social presence

0

YouTube

72

Engagement

0

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