The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.
The 3rd One Sucks
Claim This Podcastby Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
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175 episodes
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The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.
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8/31/2019
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Recent Episodes
August 13, 2026
Season 8 Release Update
<p>See y'all in September.</p>
August 3, 2026
Cliffdiver - Birdwatching (2024) [Sophomore Slump]
<p>We're continuing our Cliffdiver run with their second full-length, Birdwatching. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has a marimba type beat in it?</p><p> </p><p>Donate to the below causes: </p><p>https://translifeline.org/donate/ </p><p>https://www.pcrf.net/ </p><p>https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate </p><p><br></p><p>Album: https://cliffdiverok.bandcamp.com/album/birdwatching</p><p><br></p><p>Timestamps: </p><p><br></p><p>Intro & Delay Apology - 0:00 </p><p>Audience Review - 2:06 </p><p>First Listen - 4:16 </p><p>--------------------------------</p><p><br></p><p>1. thirty, flirty and thriving!!! - 11:42 </p><p>2. dayz gone - 14.31 </p><p>3. team fight tactics - 17:42 </p><p>4. lord have mercer - 20:31 </p><p>5. black lodge breakfast (limited time only) - 24:20 </p><p>6. midnight mass - 28:30 </p><p>7. guitar pro 5 theme - 32:22 </p><p>8. CLIFFDRIVER - 32:59 </p><p>9. would tho - 33:51 </p><p>10. baby billy's bible bonkers - 36:50 </p><p>11. going' for the garbage plate (feat. Stoph Colasanto of Carpool) - 39:33 </p><p>12. i reckon you might could i s'pose - 43:35 </p><p><br></p><p>--------------------------------</p><p>Ranking Time - 53:23 </p><p><br></p><p>Follow or contact us at: </p><p>the3rdonesucks@gmail.com </p><p>dellismulligan.bsky.social </p><p>https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan </p><p><br></p><p>Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. </p><p>Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. </p><p>Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. </p><p><br></p><p>The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. </p><p>Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com </p>
July 16, 2026
Cliffdiver - Exercise Your Demons (2022) + F.A.K.E. (2023) [Sophomore Slump]
<p>We're continuing out Cliffdiver run with their first full-length, Exercise Your Demons. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one surprised at least one of us on relisten!</p><p> </p><p>Donate to the below causes: </p><p>https://translifeline.org/donate/ </p><p>https://www.pcrf.net/ </p><p>https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate </p><p><br></p><p>Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3UAqlLSt7IYCZSqTkk04Lc</p><p><br></p><p>Timestamps: </p><p><br></p><p>Intro - 0:00 </p><p>Audience Review - 2:02 </p><p>First Listen - 4:18 </p><p>--------------------------------</p><p>Exercise Your Demons</p><p><br></p><p>1. New Vegas Bomb - 11:14 </p><p>2. Who Let The Hawgz Out? - 14:01 </p><p>3. Frankie Muniz Don't Smoke No Mids - 17:37 </p><p>4. We Saw The Same Sunset - 20:47 </p><p>5. Death is A Wedding (With Eternity) - 25:26 </p><p>6. Super Saiyan Al Pacino - 28:19 </p><p>7. Dick Van Yikes - 30:42 </p><p>8. I Left My Heart at Lemon Lake - 33:58 </p><p>9. IKEA Strikes Back - 37:06 </p><p><br></p><p>+ F.A.K.E. - 40:37 </p><p><br></p><p>--------------------------------</p><p>Critique, Nostalgia & Meandering - 44:31 </p><p>Ranking Time - 52:07 </p><p><br></p><p>Follow or contact us at: </p><p>the3rdonesucks.bsky.social </p><p>the3rdonesucks@gmail.com </p><p>https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan </p><p><br></p><p>Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. </p><p>Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. </p><p>Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. </p><p><br></p><p>The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. </p><p>Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com </p>
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