The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

About The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Publisher

Greg Armstrong

Category

comedy · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

2 Jun 2015

Latest episode

21 Jul 2026

Latest episodes

300 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   21 Jul 2026

   Ep 286: The Dick, The Dick, The Dick Is On Fire!

   Welcome to episode 286 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are recording in the same room for the first time in ages, and they have missed it. Recording in Ed's kitchen (without Ed), Greg and Joe's conversations run in all sorts of directions as they cover Kingston nowadays, good places to get chips, pubs, London drinking, the World Cup, Mormon encounters, a cartoon based on a family of penises inspired by a story of man who cut off his own genitalia to start a fire, and Joe launches a pigeon. Along with our eavesdropping segment, Grezedropping, and an announcement as the podcast turns eleven years old. End of season one All this and so much more We'll be back

2. 

   7 Jul 2026

   Ep 285: Release Neil The Seal!

   Welcome to episode 285 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return; it's hot, Greg has moved out of his house, Joe hasn't. They catch up on the World Cup, then it's onto Geezedropping. The guys talk Neil the seal and his annual visits to the same town where he causes chaos like a giant toddler, look back at a classic incest story where two lovers discover they are brothers, and the darkest story of the week is slightly lighter because there's enough nastiness going on out there as it is; someone still meets a nasty end, so not that light. All this and more

3. 

   23 Jun 2026

   Ep 284: Little Miss Speaker

   Welcome to episode 284 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, with Greg's eight-year-old daughter joining. They all catch up, share a few updates, Greg rolls his ankle more, and Joe has a CSI poo mystery at home to deal with; then it's on to geezedropping with plenty sent in by you. They all talk about a questionable ad from Kingston upon Thames, an update all these years later on the jogging bus pusher (didn't push an actual bus), then Indiana hijacks the episode to give voice to her political agenda with her thoughts on the social media ban and school All this and more

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

7 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

9 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 56 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

77

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

85

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