by Natasha Myers + Morgan Kalberer
Two girls sharing one brain cell, and their thoughts on anything and everything and nothing. The pod that feels like your fav group chat. Catch us on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts! Business & Partnership inquiries: thealmostexperts@gmail.com
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February 11, 2026
In this episode, we dive into:• Conspiracy theories we can’t stop thinking about• Navigating mean mom culture as grown women• The anxiety, etiquette, and unspoken rules of sending emails It’s funny, a little unhinged, and painfully relatable. Shoutout to Fusion Home Loans of Winter Park for supporting today’s episode.
January 22, 2026
We’re back to our original setup (last week’s side quest was a NO) and today we’re officially Almost Experts in: Facebook Cash App birthday begging, Venmo stalking, Miami football heartbreak, Four Loko lore, dragging J.Lo, Gen Z behavior, and “Chinese TikTok” morning routines… all in one episode. 💅😂 In this episode: Facebook “it’s my birthday” payment handles + why it gives secondhand embarrassment The broke-era money moves that should’ve stayed private (platform bans… allegedly) Miami football loss + why we want real emotion, not fake handshake energy Four Loko vs Cutwater + missing summer + tan delusion J.Lo glambot drama + celeb makeup/procedure denial Gen Z stare + manners + parenting in 2026 (send help) Lemon water + bone broth + soup all day + sourdough starter confusion Communion bread is the best bread??? (and the Catholic church aesthetic is elite) 👇 Drop a comment:What’s more unhinged — putting your Venmo in your Facebook status… or being banned from Cash App? 😭 Huge shoutout to Fusion Home Loans for letting us use their space to record — truly the best communication and a game-changer for smooth closings. Thank you, Fusion! 📌 Follow us for more clips + chaos🎧 Listen everywhere podcasts are availableWatch the full chaos on Youtube
January 14, 2026
What’s up, Almost Experts?! This week is a full-spectrum yap session — from trying (and failing) to learn the “I Love Miami” dance like we were born to be cheerleaders… to deep-diving pop star glow-ups, Lisa Frank nostalgia, and why being in full regalia means do not test me. We get into Zara Larsson’s aesthetic era, celebrity competition, the Golden Globes, wigs, recession-blonde discourse, and why some male actors should’ve left their faces completely alone. Then we spiral (naturally) into Fast & Furious men, Pirates of the Caribbean supremacy, Disney adults, and the Ashley Tisdale celebrity mom-group drama featuring Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, and Meghan Trainor — plus why we’re always pro-husbands chiming in. It’s messy, it’s niche, it’s hilarious, it’s weirdly therapeutic — and somehow an hour disappears in five minutes. 🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts📺 Watch the full episode on YouTube📲 Follow us on Instagram & TikTok: @thealmostexperts Like, subscribe, and come hang with your unhinged internet besties.
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Two girls sharing one brain cell, and their thoughts on anything and everything and nothing. The pod that feels like your fav group chat.
Catch us on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts!
Business & Partnership inquiries: thealmostexperts@gmail.com
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