Welcome to The Blank List, where every episode smart idiots Adam, Dane, and Tranna take on the very serious work of creating the definitive Top 5 list for a given category. The lists are not subjective; they are objective, fact-based, rigorously researched, and will define culture for generations to come. New episodes every other Tuesday.
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The greatest horror of our modern era is that anybody can start a podcast. To illustrate that point (and to celebrate Halloween), we bring you the Top 5 Scariest Horror Movies! From classics like Black Christmas, all the way up to "lil diva head come off," this is everything you need to plan your next horror night. Oh... and Dane actually does a good job with this one? Miracles can happen.
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Huge thanks to Mathieu Samson, who directed and edited our new intro video. He's a talented man and we're so lucky he's shared those talents with us! And extra huge thanks to Chantale Demole for doing hair and makeup for the video.
Big thanks to Matthew Ryan Rogers, who taught us how to mix our audio and who also wrote our theme song. And to Sydney Kaufman for her help with social media. Artwork by Clara Legault and Andre Diniz. News Intro Music by Krasnoshchok.
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13 Oct 2026
The Best Witches in Pop Culture - Episode 14
Double double toil and trouble, bitches! It's time to talk about witches!!! In this episode, we rank the best witches from pop culture. Adam waxes poetic about Elvira's tits, Tranna gets lost in the forest with a camcorder, and Dane breaks out into song in support of his top choice. How many Harry Potter witches make the list? Well, let's just say we've got a little thank-you for JK Rowling in this one...
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29 Sept 2026
The Top 5 Most Maligned Women of All Time - Episode 13
Women. We all know at least one. In this episode, Tranna, Adam, and Dane debate who are the most maligned women of all time. We're talking women whose reputations and lives were ripped to shreds. No, not you, Taylor, calm down. From Ancient Egypt to the Australian outback... you don't want to miss this one.
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15 Sept 2026
The Top 5 Blasts from the Pasts - Episode 12
If you could bring anything back from the past, what would it be? Phone-free music venues? McDonald's pizza? Early death? That's what we're breaking down in today's episode: The Top 5 Blasts from the Pasts. We talk 90s commercials, cheap candy, and REVOLUTION, BABY! Plus, an unexpected return by an entry from one of our earlier lists. Which one? You'll have to listen to find out.
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1 Sept 2026
The Best Female Vocalists of All Time - Episode 11
Wait... a category that we all take seriously? Maybe too seriously? Well, what did you expect?!! It's the best female vocalists of all time! We've got Zara Larsson, we've got Carly Rae, we've got Dido. Just kidding, obviously none of them are on the list. This is about the GREATS, the DIVAS, the LEGENDS. Wanna know who? You gotta listen to find out. Come get your parasocial fix for the week, baby, you're gonna love it.
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18 Aug 2026
The Best Items to Buy at the Pharmacy - Episode 10
Just when you thought podcasting couldn't get any dumber, we bring you: The Top 5 Items to Buy at the Pharmacy. Face masks, hemorrhoid cream, Sarah Jessica Parker... nothing is off limits when it's in aisle. (btw – if you're from Vileda Sponges, please sponsor us we love you!!!!)
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4 Aug 2026
The Sexiest "People's Sexiest Men Alive" - Episode 9
What would you do if you had Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Idris Elba in a room together? Wait – don't answer that question! That's one of those things you keep to yourself. In this week's episode, we rank the Top 5 sexiest men to ever be on the cover of People's "Sexiest Man Alive" edition.
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21 Jul 2026
The Best Bad Movies - Episode 8
Face/Off. Showgirls. The Hours (jk, that one was actually rly good). What are the Top 5 best bad movies of all time? In this week's episode, Tranna and Adam debate the highs and lows of the contemporary cinematic experience... while Dane fights for his meagre life. We love movies.
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7 Jul 2026
The Most Significant Historical Figures of All Time - Episode Seven
Do you require any knowledge of history to rank the most significant historical figures of all time? It turns out: no, you don't! In this episode, Adam, Dane, and Tranna debate historical figures ranging from Alexander the Great (bi icon) to Marie Antoinette to the "I smell burnt toast" lady. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out.
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23 Jun 2026
The Craziest Things That Have Ever Happened - Episode 6
What are the Top 5 craziest things that have ever happened? Was it the dancing plague of 1518? The Dyatlov Pass incident? Or Selena Gomez's commercial success? In this episode we go all the way from the precambrian era to the White House Christmas Tree Lighting. Don't tell us what we missed. The list is final.
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9 Jun 2026
The Greatest Movie Moms - Episode 5
In today’s episode we nearly kill each other in a heated debate over the greatest movie moms of all time. From Norman Bates “embodying” his mom, to Faye Dunaway giving the most unhinged performance of all time, to a dead animated deer… no mom is off limits. (Btw, let us know if we should evict Dane from the podcast after he admitted that “Little Miss Sunshine is his favourite movie.)
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26 May 2026
The Greatest Inventions of All Time - Episode 4
What do rotisserie chicken, cameras, and the 'Irish exit' all have in common? They're all up for debate in this week's episode on the greatest inventions of all time. Move over Sir Isaac Newton, it's time for true scientific geniuses to have their say.
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12 May 2026
Cringiest Celebrity Couples of All Time - Episode 3
This week we dive into the cringiest celebrity couples of all time. From the startlingly banal coupling of Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, to the undeniable awkwardness of Liza Minnelli & David Gest, all the way to the putrid love story behind J.Lo's 'This Is Me... Now' – no one is off limits in this wild journey through romance and cringe culture.
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28 Apr 2026
The Most Famous People Alive - Episode 2
Who are the most objectively famous people alive (excluding dictators and tech billionaires because they're BORING)? In this week's episode, tensions run high as Tranna comes for the Swifties, Dane defends the Chan-heads, and Adam brings an option nobody was expecting...
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14 Apr 2026
The Most F***able Animated Characters - Episode 1
It's the first episode of The Blank List! In this episode, we debate the Most F***able Animated Characters of all time. Tranna revels fantasies of Ned Flanders' moustache, Adam confesses he gets 'excited' while playing Mario Party, and Dane finds out his type is either misanthropic women... or anthropomorphic wolves?
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12 Apr 2026
Trailer - The Blank List
Welcome to The Blank List, where every episode smart idiots Adam, Dane, and Tranna take on the very serious work of creating the definitive Top 5 list for a given category. The lists are not subjective; they are objective, fact-based, rigorously researched, and will define culture for generations to come. New episodes every other Tuesday!
Big thanks to our audio engineer, Matthew Ryan Rogers, who also wrote our theme song. Artwork by Clara Legault. News Intro Music by Krasnoshchok.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
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