A podcast that explores and analyzes the Bible as a work of literature, with light research and dick jokes.
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We have Jonah on, who teaches us about Yeshiva, shares his opinions about the Torah, and reveals to us that David has never had any insightful or original thoughts in his life.
You may have noticed a mistake in the title of this episode. It is not a mistake, we really skipped an entire chapter of the Bible, from the book of Numbers no less. Sadly, in this episode, Nic bravely spoke out when I wrongly announced we would be reading chapter 8 of Numbers. He said, "No, I think it's 7." His voice was not heard. Instead, Alex picked up his bible and read starting in 8, instead of 7.
If you really want to know what happens in chapter 7 of Numbers, write to your congressman to sign whatever the currently proposed bill is to stop congresspersons from holding stocks in office. There's usually always one floating around. If that legislation passes, we may consider going back and reading Numbers chapter 7.
Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, David, Jonah
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31 May 2026
The Inside Scoop On Jewish Tunnels (Numbers: 5-6)
Alex sees punishment for adultery both ways and David weighs in on issues of misogyny. We also pound out exactly how much Luke's brother probably owes Alex for fake employing him.
Also we slam through two chapters because David has on the ground reporting regarding those Jewish tunnels that were all over the internet a few years ago. We also discuss Jewish apocalypticism and the dynamics of the Lubavitch and Jamaican communities in New York.
Guests, Alex, Luke, David, Nic
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24 May 2026
Financial Tomfoolery (Numbers 3-4)
Sorry for the audio quality, we lost Angelo's recording halfway through so I had to use the backup file which is much lower quality for everyone. We get into the nitty gritty with some rules about dolphin skins and a complicated financial scheme that seems to benefit Moses and Aaron in a confusing and underhanded way. The Levites seem to be getting a bad deal, but we're not really sure. Donate money to our Patreon so we can pay to have George Santos read as much of Numbers as possible.
Also, I am so sorry for how insanely off topic this episode is.
Guests: Alex, Luke, Nic, Angelo
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