The Bryden Proctor Show

About The Bryden Proctor Show

The Bryden Proctor Show is a podcast about loving yourself and hating life. Hosted by comedian Bryden Proctor. Take a moment each week to learn more about our ever worsening shared situation.

Publisher

Bryden Proctor

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

5 Aug 2026

Latest episode

28 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

13 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   28 Oct 2026

   Bathroom Candy

   Bathroom Candy is the fourteenth episode (and Halloween Special) of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden breaks down the mystery of an empty candy wrapper discovered in a workplace bathroom stall, why nobody trick-or-treats anymore, and the dark truth about holiday drunk driving. Then, it's Baltimore County's finest: the mysterious man living in the sewer disturbing children. Then, the interview: Combat Night flyweight Dwjuan "Dynamite" White drops by on the heels of his viral slam knockout of Tyler Sample in Kissimmee. Dwjuan discusses winning a fight without throwing a single punch, cutting 20 pounds, training while working as a roofer with his dad, his French bulldog mascot Titus, and whether he'd fight Michael Myers or an invisible man. Also: "Tan Mom" Patricia Krentcil claims she was harassed by racist ICE agents, a corrupt cop tries to steal a dead man's house through a fake contracting lien, and Bryden threatens to crash out in his costume. Follow Dwjuan White: https://www.instagram.com/dwjuan_1 --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X: https://x.com/brydenpod. Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

2. 

   21 Oct 2026

   Is It Cake?

   Is it Cake? is the thirteenth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden recounts a lactose-fueled Blaze Pizza relapse, clarifies that he will never have co-hosts, and reacts to the battle of East Austin: a white couple builds a $1.5M modern box across from Huston-Tillotson University, complains about street parking, and gets treated to an around-the-clock neighborhood cookout protest. Then, a Baltimore County paramedic is sentenced to 25 years for tampering with his coworkers' food for an online audience, Donald Trump's roster of uncanny hires gets evaluated, and the crew debuts a new game: The Lineup, featuring an imprisoned European mayor running on AI deepfakes, an American Idol pastor whose AI serenade to his mistress was played in court, a community college shoe-camera auto technician, and the 32-year-old internet forum kingpin who sells poison and finally had his first kiss. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X: https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

3. 

   14 Oct 2026

   All Guyz on Me

   All Guyz on Me is the twelfth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden reflects on the "gypsy curse" that followed Alivia Bierley into her Contender Series debut against Summer Onley, why Dana White's decision was pure robbery, and how he plans to replace every friend in his life with an active UFC fighter. Then it's the Florida woman arrested for in-flight "self-care" on American Airlines, why Frontier is the Popeyes chicken of the skies, and a childhood spent filming bad local pizza commercials. Also: a Milwaukee substitute teacher goes rogue for three periods of unhinged crowd work, Koshka's theory on Tupac and the 90s rap love triangle, and the UK authorities' latest accusations against the Tate brothers. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X (for a limited time?): https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

4. 

   4 Oct 2026

   Medieval Times

   Medieval Times is the eleventh episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden addresses the friendship deficit, caps everyone's Christmas presents, and reacts to Rick Ross's latest arrest—where the heavy marinara rigatoni order is the real scandal. Then, the main event: the Cornell fraternity story that’s captivating America. Seven bros, one girl, and a lawsuit. A hard line, an ill-advised Snapchat blast, and a chaotic night where a polite handshake ends with Letitia James appointed as special prosecutor. It's all here: the late-night McDonald's run, the crowd of spectators and their unsolicited compliments, and the Title IX investigation that interviewed fifty people about seven guys.Also: Koshka’s theory of the case, and why being messy in college should not require an act of Congress. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm?si=follow Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Follow the Show: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod X (for a limited time?): https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

5. 

   30 Sept 2026

   Giraffes in Bowties

   Giraffes in Bowties is the tenth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden ranks the worst drivers in America, exposes the student driver magnet scam, and meets the Episcopal priestess who says Jesus was trans—and who looks disturbingly like him. Then it's Mikey Musumeci surviving Bryce Mitchell at UFC BJJ and the case for Darth Rigatoni in MMA. Then, the interview: Alivia "Yum Yum" Bierley joins ahead of Dana White's Contender Series on October 6 against Summer Onley. Liv breaks down fighting two rounds with a fractured orbital and double vision, the Bella Mir callout that fell through, getting into MMA after being followed through a Chicago grocery store, where "Yum Yum" actually comes from, and where a giraffe should wear its bow tie. Also: Jewish Barbie, Hanukkah sweaters, and cat boxing in the Library of Congress. --- Guest links: https://www.instagram.com/livvyumyum/ --- Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

6. 

   23 Sept 2026

   Carrot Bottom

   Carrot Bottom is the ninth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden announces the show's first fighter sponsorship--Livv "Yum Yum" Bierley, coming soon to Dana White's Contender Series on October 6--and issues a formal retraction for earlier reporting. Then it's Carrot Top's rapidly deteriorating situation, featuring Grindr, a Winter Park bar, and an attempted grand exit. Also: Trump bans the news outlets Bryden hates, we maybe bought Greenland, Koshka returns to explain which nouns are girls, and Boobs or Beer returns with a poop queen, Nancy Mace, and a near-miss that David and Erica were very proud of. --- Subscribe on YoutTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Patreon: https://patreon.com/brydenpod Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

7. 

   16 Sept 2026

   Comeback

   Comeback is the eighth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden un-retires, turns 39, and makes a public confession. Then it's the serial pooper terrorizing a wealthy LA neighborhood, the Florida man who ran a $650 lap dance tab, and Bryden's history of American strip clubs. Also: why GTA VI is the last monocultural event, FBI Director Kash Patel's war with Retard Finder, and the RNC's "God Gave Us Trump" video. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/brydenpod RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

8. 

   9 Sept 2026

   Butt Scootin'

   Butt Scootin' is the seventh episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden reacts to the Lindsay Clancy mistrial, the Christian missionary camp that got itself evicted from Burning Man (with insider receipts), and the Kia Center's Duel Arena event—a night of skinheads, hood brothers, and a referee who stood a fighter up mid-beating by SpongeBob. Then it's the show's first-ever guest: Damien "The Demon" Herrera ahead of his September 20th catchweight fight against Alan Gonzalez at Fury FC 124. Damien talks cutting weight, training for his upcoming match, taking the fights nobody else wants, and then delivers a genuinely controversial MMA Mount Rushmore. Also: Trump's "let data reign" post, the Socialism 2026 conference, and the butt sniffer with Shrek ears. --- Guest links: https://www.youtube.com/@grounddwellerscabo https://www.instagram.com/the_demon_mma https://www.instagram.com/grounddwellers_cabo/ https://www.instagram.com/treherrera/ https://www.instagram.com/cassieherrera2000/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

9. 

   2 Sept 2026

   That's a Hot Topic

   That's a Hot Topic is the sixth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden investigates Los Angeles Council's proposed public sensual relief clinics (aka tax-funded park s*x huts), the Houston DoorDash driver delivering McDonald's completely in the buff, and why he would 100% still eat the food. Then it's rapper Christ Bearer's unapologetic evolution, daytime accountant Alex Apodaca's massive DWCS upset over Bella Mir, and the surge in self-immolation. Also: Paul Wall nostalgia, financial panic with Caleb Hammer, Song Yadong's knockout of Umar Nurmagomedov, and the fact that Bryden Proctor's hands are the size of minivans. --- Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss

10. 

    26 Aug 2026

    High Production Value

    High Production Value is the fifth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden gets into the Wu-Tang Clan's corruption by Palantir, Byron Donalds and Florida's Flock camera obsession, and the bizarre online defense of Lindsay Clancy. Then it's a Florida teacher caught grooming a 14-year-old, the Nitro Camden livestream family assault, Spider-Man showing up to Jake Lang's Massachusetts march, and Zohran Mamdani speaking Chinese. Also: Rosie O'Donnell filling in on late night, women getting breast reductions, and why every mother should have CPS called on them. --- Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss

11. 

    19 Aug 2026

    That's Excessive

    That's Excessive is the fourth episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden gets into the WNBA scandal nobody actually cares about: DiJonai Carrington's flagrant foul, Sophie Cunningham, and the politicians who want to make Sophie a hero and DiJonai a criminal. He reviews the menu at a Beverly Hills steakhouse where a dinner-show brawl broke out. Then it's Brad Pitt and Conor McGregor falling off the wagon together, and Mikey Musumeci vs. Bryce Mitchell at UFC BJJ. Also: Hunter Biden's rehabilitation tour stops at Tucker Carlson, featuring a denim shirt, the next stage of human evolution, and the victims of the modern economy. --- Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss

12. 

    12 Aug 2026

    That's Gonna Be Your Life

    That's Gonna Be Your Life is the third episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden covers Perez Hilton's live streamed "financial stress" breakdown, Jonah Hill's jiu jitsu belt, and Ian Garry's feminine side ahead of the Islam Makhachev fight at UFC 330. Then it's Andrew Wilson and the internet debate industry, a Florida pastor's Sheriff Grady Judd press conference, and Dana White's unfortunate Instagram story. Also: Rosie O'Donnell returns to The View, and BMW owners get a Spider-Man ad they can't turn off. That's gonna be your life, and there's nothing you can do about it. --- Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

13. 

    5 Aug 2026

    Coyote

    Coyote is the second episode of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden investigates the coyotes colonizing a West Hollywood construction site—and the coyotegender community that, regrettably, already exists. Then it's Linda Blair's 70-officer dog raid, PETA's human lobster, and the Colorado French teacher who made kissing part of the curriculum. Also: Kevin O'Leary's psychopathic watch video, the debut of Boobs or Beer, and why Mike Perry is going to destroy Dillon Danis in Orlando—if Danis doesn't pull out first. --- Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Brydenpod?sub_confirmation=1 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJTA05hbsvwq8UBwUm Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bryden-proctor-show/id6796847890 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast/rss TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brydenpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden

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