The Burt Selleck Podcast

About The Burt Selleck Podcast

The Burt Selleck Podcast is Alex, Nick, and John getting together every week to talk about whatever has managed to occupy their brains since the last episode. Sometimes that means sports, movies, comedy, or whatever is happening in the world. Other times it means an unnecessarily long discussion about a fake Russian hockey player, Edgar Allan Poe starting a podcast, the etiquette of passing a jacket between bathroom stalls, or something one of us said 45 minutes ago that has somehow become the entire premise of the episode. It’s three friends, a lot of tangents, increasingly specific running jokes, and the occasional guest trying to figure out what they’ve walked into. New episodes weekly.

Publisher

Joy Road Media

Category

comedy · comedy · health & fitness

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

20 May 2020

Latest episode

2 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

310 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   2 Nov 2026

   Episode 309 | Brine and Blanch

   We kick things off with a rough day for the Lions and some genuine concern for Jack Campbell. Somehow, that turns into a conversation about funeral arrangements, what to do with our ashes, and the finer points of owning a gimp. We also get into childhood treasure hunting at Metro Beach, our favorite rap lyrics, removing Ohio from the United States, and whether dumping haunted houses into the ocean would solve anything. Plus, we question a suspiciously AI-looking NFL video, which is another good reason not to believe everything you see online. Eventually, we stumble onto our next billion-dollar business idea: Brine and Blanch, a restaurant at Ford Field serving turkey prepared in ways nobody asked for. We try to figure out what blanching actually is, compare meal prep disasters, and spend a surprising amount of time talking about sandwiches.

2. 

   26 Oct 2026

   Episode 308 | I Only Like It Good

   John skips another episode, leaving Alex and Nick to hold things down. Friend of the show EJ Watson calls in from Chicago to talk trash about the Lions, defend the Bears, and question John's place on the podcast. Nick's online shopping habits lead to a surprisingly detailed discussion about animal-themed lingerie, redheads and their alleged lack of souls, and why men don't have their own version of Victoria's Secret. Along the way, the guys discuss gay culture, generational slang, and the possibility of bringing John back to life Frankenstein-style. Things wrap up with Nick explaining why he could easily defeat a coyote, Alex questioning his chances against an eagle, and the two inventing a collection of increasingly ridiculous hybrid animals to fight each other.

3. 

   19 Oct 2026

   Episode 307 | Punching You In The Mind

   John discovers a new form of violence that leaves no bruises, Alex tries to figure out how anyone knows it’s the same whale, and we spend an unreasonable amount of time deciding which animals are gay. We also get into animal tracking, God’s one forbidden apple, whale evolution, funeral plans, King Tut’s podcast studio, and why foxes are apparently the gayest animal alive. Plus, Alex explains coding while John confidently explains it back to him completely wrong.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

8 ratings

Spotify

4.3 / 5

7 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 60 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

87

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

82

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