Spend your Sunday with Chris McCausland and Jon Long, as they make you laugh with observational nonsense, silly games, and their own look back at what's gone on this week - The Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio, Sundays from 8am.
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, in a fitting tribute to Halloween, Chris has spent most of the week terrified of a creature in his house, Jon has met his hero on a tram in Croydon and for the first time they've been allowed to welcome a guest to the studio. Cam Cole of Ted Lasso fame pops in for a chat.
25 Oct 2026
I'm Gonna Rip it Apart With My Tiny Little Hands
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has been the victim of a rug fiasco, Jon's son might be turning into a psychopath, and there's a brand new game called Flop-o-grams that's almost as disappointing as it sounds
18 Oct 2026
Orange Revels
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has a confectionary-based experiment to conduct, there's the most dramatic quiz Chris and Jon have ever taken part in, and Jon has gone jingle-mad. Chris is thrilled about that, obviously.
11 Oct 2026
Mummy Hair
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris's massive speakers have broken but he's delighted about it, Jon has been disguising himself as his wife, and there's a little surprise in store for Chris on this week's show. Is he happy about it? Of course not.
4 Oct 2026
The Underlays
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris is delighted at the inconvenience of thousands and is furious with the state of football. Meanwhile, Jon's son is inappropriately cheering at traffic, and Little Sam Fender is back - and he's written a song...!
27 Sept 2026
Spicy Cold
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has a cold - and won't let anyone forget it. Plus, Jon's son has entered the tantrum phase, there's a Mr T quiz to test the knowledge of superfan Chris, and towards the end there's a very special surprise celebrity guest. Sort of.
20 Sept 2026
Ingrown Toenails and Saliva Glands
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, the natural world has been getting its own back on Chris, Chris' new air fryer has arrived and no foodstuff is safe from his experimentation, and because Jon has been watching The Pitt, Chris tests him with a medical quiz that turns out to be much harder for him than it is for Jon.
13 Sept 2026
Oi! You Wanna Try it?!
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has once again been the scourge of the natural world, Jon has a new catchphrase he's shouting at passers by, and there's a game that Chris describes as possibly the "second worst thing he's ever heard on the radio". Can you play along at home? No. But is it entertaining? Also no.
6 Sept 2026
I Thought It Was A Scorpion
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris describes the most incredible life-hack anyone has ever heard, Jon explains how his toddler son has developed a new mortal fear, there's a quiz that's deeply inappropriate for September, and Chris and Jon tentatively launch a new feature which will dramatically improve your knowledge of the history of why they name storms. You're welcome.
30 Aug 2026
2,500 Chickens In a Lifetime
This week on the show Chris talked all about his week navigating a couple of McCausland family landmines. First he was hosting his parents who had come down from Liverpool, and as it's his daughter's birthday he's had to immerse himself in the world of anime and quickly realised he is out of his depth. PLUS with GCSE results coming out this week, Chris will be putting Jon's GCSE Maths to the test - how much does he remember from back in the day?
23 Aug 2026
Buzz, Fly, Pineapple, Pedigree, Abbot, Whoopsie and Bun
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris got locked out of his house while his dog was left inside. Jon is shocked by Chris's hot musical take. And the guys discuss some genuine flavours of ice cream that will make your stomach turn.
16 Aug 2026
Colanders and Spatulas
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Jon has been to Margate with his toddler son, and that went about as well as you might expect. Plus, Chris has bought bedding and a spatula, he has a quiz for Jon all about Guinness, and there's a podcast-compliant version of a game that sees Chris and Jon do Chas and Dave impressions. Its all funnier than this sounds, we promise.
9 Aug 2026
Hungry Hippos
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has spent a LOT of time on his new couch, but that hasn't stopped him being the scourge of the insect world, coming across the funniest story about a wrong parcel that you've ever heard, and asking Jon to research what it takes to put a dog on a surfboard. Plus - the mystery is revealed! What on earth was Jon's son singing last week?
2 Aug 2026
Contemporary Ker-Plunk
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has tales of going carpet shopping, he's made to test out one of Jon's wife's electronic gadgets, he struggles to identify the songs Jon's son is singing - and if all that isn't bad enough, he's forced to buy Everton merchandise and deal with the consequences. Bless him.
26 Jul 2026
Salty Coffee
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris discovers that Jon has secret powers and might not be as old as he's claiming to be. Plus, there's a very special announcement with some very special guests, another not-at-all-boring game, and in the interests of science Chris and Jon try salty coffee so you don't have to.
19 Jul 2026
Thomas Tuchel & Traffic Cones
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! Its been a difficult week for Chris; not only were England knocked out of the World Cup, but he also bit his tongue and had enormous difficulty emptying a paddling pool. Plus, Chris has the world's most interesting quiz on traffic cones and another member of Jon's family manages to wangle their way onto the show.
12 Jul 2026
Angry & Incoherent Children
Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! Chris and co-host Jon Long are back for episode two, and its been a busy week. Chris has been celebrating Christmas in the middle of a heatwave, Jon has discovered that his little boy has no respect for him whatsoever, and they've been delving through the contents of an American time capsule. Come on, New Mexico, you can do better than that.
5 Jul 2026
Margot, are you there?
Its the very first Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! In an effort to ensure there's a second one, Chris is determined to make sure you like both him and co-presenter Jon Long. To do that, he lets you into his ridiculous world of nonsense, demonstrating how he has the voice of an angel as captured on his smart glasses, playing a name game that he absolutely definitely invented himself, and explaining how a clothes steamer meant he nearly missed this week's England match.
29 Jun 2026
The Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio
Spend your Sunday with Chris McCausland and Jon Long, as they make you laugh with observational nonsense, silly games, and their own look back at what's gone on this week - The Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio, Sundays from 8am.
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