The Useless Hotline
Claim This Podcastby Max Balegde & George Clarke
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<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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May 3, 2026
The Final Episode.
<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 </p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl </p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 </p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde </p><p>George’s YouTube: </p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 </p><p>George’s TikTok: </p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 </p><br><p>Max’s Instagram: </p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= </p><p>George’s Instagram: </p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ </p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><br><p>🎵 Copyrighted music licensed from Lickd. https://lickd.co</p><br><p>The Scientist by Coldplay, https://t.lickd.co/l/VpYDOP33wJG</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
April 24, 2026
How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'
George Clarke and Max Balegde explore wildly unhinged ways to spend £200 million, revealing their imaginative and humorous jackpot fantasies in this interview.
April 19, 2026
BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!!
<p>Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline</p><br><p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR</p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p><br></p><p>You can also listen here:</p><br><p>Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234</p><br><p>Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl</p><br><p><br></p><p>Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?</p><br><p>Tiktok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1</p><br><p>Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><br><p>Hosts Socials:</p><br><p>Max’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@max_balegde</p><p>George’s YouTube:</p><p>https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke</p><br><p>Max’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1</p><p>George’s TikTok:</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1</p><br><p>Max’s Instagram:</p><p>https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><p>George’s Instagram:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/</p><br><p>George’s Twitter:</p><p>https://twitter.com/Clarke13George</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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<p>Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.</p><br><p>Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:</p><br><p>theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>OR </p><br><p>Send a voice note to our Instagram:</p><br><p>https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
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