Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac

About Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac

Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac is a satirical podcast with a hilariously cynical twist on astrology. Join host Nebula Naysayer as she shares dark and twisted horoscopes for each zodiac sign. Brace yourself for cosmic chaos, laugh at your astrological misfortunes, and remember that we're all just navigating this universal mess together.

Publisher

Twisted Horoscopes

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

29 Apr 2023

Latest episode

23 Sept 2023

Latest episodes

57 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   23 Sept 2023

   Twisted Horoscopes for the week of the September 24th to 30th, 2023

   Descend with Nebula Naysayer into the sinister spins of the zodiac, where the celestial chess pieces cast shadows of scorn upon our earthly escapades. In this week’s episode, experience the chilling charm of the cosmos through a cynic’s crystal ball, as we venture through the veiled void from Libra's bleak balance to the menacing march of Mars in Gemini. Fasten your seat belts, star-gazers, it's going to be a bumpy ride through the malicious mysteries of the zodiac from September 24th to 30th, 2023.

2. 

   16 Sept 2023

   Twisted Horoscopes for the week of the September 17th to 23rd, 2023

   Dive deep into the cosmic underbelly with Nebula Naysayer as we unpack the week's troubling planetary puppet show. From the mercurial antics of Gemini's mood swings to the chaos of Mars clashing with Neptune, strap in for a bleak zodiac breakdown. Listen, chuckle, and wonder why the stars seem so hell-bent on ruining your week. Available wherever gloomy podcasts are streamed.

3. 

   9 Sept 2023

   Twisted Horoscopes for the week of the September 10 to 16th, 2023

   Dive into a cosmic rollercoaster with Nebula Naysayer as the stars unveil a week of mood swings, unexpected conflicts, and passionate delusions. From Aries' baffling comfort to Scorpio's dramatic telenovela life, this episode promises a celestial satire that will leave you both amused and introspective. Whether you're seeking guidance or a chuckle, the universe has a twisted tale for every sign. Don't forget to affirm: "I am the sovereign of my own blunders.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.8 / 5

5 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

3 ratings

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Guest appearances

Does not typically book guests

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