We are so back! Some life updates and important questions answered here.
7 Feb 2026
Ep 4. Blame it on the planets
Our first special guest joined us to talk about astrology and ways we can avoid taking accountability for our flaws.
6 Dec 2025
Ep 3. Is being a hoarder in our DNA
Chaotic and emotional stories about our Mums and Dads
00:00 Intro
00:17 The local measles outbreak
03:06 Frozen meatballs
05:46 Intermittent hunger strike
07:17 How I found out my parents are divorced
11:42 Yeah right
13:11 Hey Gurlllllll
15:38 How to get out of fines for free part 1
16:22 How to get free ice creams at McDonalds
17:56 How to get out of fines for free part 2
21:21 Human ID scanner
24:17 Earrings!
25:10 No is yes
29:00 motherly teachings
33:20 spend time with your family!
6 Oct 2025
Ep2. HR did not approve this - tea time with a side of trauma
Exit interviews that should have happened
00:00 Intro
02:34 Please apply your deodorants
07:44 Uniform with a markup
13:02 Your annual leave is your ransom
20:00 Please just retire
26:44 Working alongside a sexual offender
29:05 Only child syndrome
34:05 Your colleagues toenails
36:10 Turd in the shop
38:14 You do not need to pull down your pants
40:13 Ratatouille
42:30 Being late to work because you turned into a glowstick
45:29 China number 1
3 Aug 2025
Ep 1. Get me off this crappy bus
Nothing is more satisfying than a smooth bowel movement. But not all of us are created equal. Today we share our digestive stories to raise awareness for bowel and colorectal health.
00:00 Intro
01:59 Auckland Transport Horror Story
05:20 Pruritus
09:06 Haemorrhoidectomy
17:25 Colonoscopy
30:52 Dairy in the Diary
32:40 Augustine Toilet
38:50 Soiled Exam
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