Thom, Travis and Andrew are 3 grown men struggling to stay relevant. All working with the youth at different levels, their goal every week is to understand the new fads and trends of the kids they struggle to keep up with every day.
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Three Grown Men
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comedy · religion & spirituality · society & culture
We know... We know... We know!
It's been far too long. But don't worry... This is the end! For now...
Introducing the Season 2 Finale of Two and A Half Pastors!
We will see you all this Fall!!!
13 May 2021
2:11 - Chaotic Chaos
Uh.... yeah, so there's an episode this week. Is it good? No comment. Is it bad? No comment? Is it off the wall? I think you know what I'm going to say.
Tom takes us on a journey rating the upcoming movies coming out in Phase 4 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We still aren't quite sure how we rated them.
Andrew reveals to us the absolute evil that is awaiting the next generation: NO SNOW DAYS. Do you agree that there shouldn't be snow days or do you think there should be?
And Travis, well Travis asks us a question that maybe we don't really need an answer to. Did God create aliens?
As always, thanks for listening, make sure to subscribe, and leave a five-star review so we can validate ourselves as human beings. PLEASE?!
30 Apr 2021
2:10 - Thom's Happy Cabbage Patch
For the first time in the long history of this podcast, we have BREAKING NEWS! Listen for yourself to be brought on this absolute bonkers journey of movie reviews and critics alike.
Tom does what Tom does best: berate the Paul brothers AGAIN! Although, I think there may have been a small compliment this time. He also shows what happens to celebrities when they try to live up to the unreal standards themselves.
Andrew then asks the question of the week: "Do we have to read our Bible?" And we all get to experience something for the first time together: Serious Tom.
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16 Apr 2021
2:09 - Zuckerberg Gets A Cookie
To quote Tom, "This is our most spiritual episode yet!"
Spoiler Alert: It's not spiritual.
Andrew's turn to start things this week and what better way than to talk about all the businesses that had to file bankruptcy during the pandemic. Tom and Travis try to guess if the business THRIVED or DIED!
We have a brief breaking news segment and then it's to the next one. Travis is the trend setter of the group and jumps on the Fantastic Four casting meme going around on Twitter. Except we cast notable Christians in the roles.
Tom brings us back down to earth with a thought provoking question: "Should you bring a hardcopy Bible to Church?"
If you stick around to the end last episode, you will want to this time - trust us, it will be worth it.
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11 Apr 2021
2:08 - Something Something Christian
Yeah, we know... A little late on this one. Blame Gary.
This episode could very well be our last... we will see...
Tom starts things off in a fiery rant about the Stokes Twins. Who are they? Yeah, we don't know either. But, *spoiler alert*, Tom doesn't like them and threatens to lock everyone up because of it.
Andrew very carefully navigates us through the minefield of talking about one of the biggest stories we have ever covered thus far: MSCHF x Lil Nas X - Satan Shoes.
Travis then asks what we've all been thinking. Be honest you know it's true. We all just want our Double Chocolate Fudge Coca-Cola Cake. And we don't know why we have to wait so long.
Also - stick around until the end for the biggest twist of Two and A Half Pastors...
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2 Apr 2021
2:07 - Slice Of This Sauce
We don't have an easy job, we hope you Connies know that!
In this episode we are tasked with quite the difficult task.
We start by explaining the new wave of art known as NFT's. But we are just warning you, by the end you will be even more unsure of what one is.
Then we have to pivot from art to food. Not too hard, considering we all love food, just not these odd food concoctions. You'll have to decide for yourself.
We go from art, to food, to everyone's favorite subject: The Rapture. Should you be afraid it? We hope to answer that question and more on this episode of Two and A Half Pastors.
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26 Mar 2021
2:06 - The Haunting of Dave Bautista
Beware ye all who listen beyond.... This episode is not for the faint of heart.
It started simple enough with a fairly lengthy overview of a couple of the new streaming services available: Peacock TV and Discovery+, but things take a turn for the worst when Andrew decides to play a little game...
You have been warned.
Also, any mothers out there that would like to send a strongly worded message to Tom Ronda are encouraged to do so.
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11 Mar 2021
2:05 - Flesh Covered Mouse
Time for another episode Connies!
I don't think any of you wanted this, but you're going to get it: A full breakdown of Tom's recent bout of appendicitis. If you missed the photo, it's still up on our Instagram. We are still surprised it hasn't been flagged.
After Tom talks about his ruptured appendix, he then rants for the rest of the episode about comic book movies. So, you know, it's like every other episode you know and love.
And we are sure many of you have the same questions as we do: Is Chuck E. Cheese pizza real? That and more is answered on this episode.
Enjoy and be sure to follow us on Facebook and Instagram: @twoandahalfpastors
5 Mar 2021
2:04 - Eminem's MLM
Better late than never, right?
We break down exactly what happen during the Super Bowl's halftime show. Yeah, we know, that was literally a month ago. Relax. We've got to get back into the swing of things. It will happen. We hope.
Did you know that Beyblades are still a thing? What are Beyblades? Oh. Uh, just listen to the episode.
And we hope you all come over to our house this weekend to buy our tupperware. It's the only way our kids eat. If not, we will feed them the tupperware.
Enjoy the episode and make sure to follow us on Facebook and Instagram. @twoandahalfpastors
19 Feb 2021
2:03 - Travis Quit (w/ Special Guest Dan)
So, uh, yeah, Travis quit.
But no worries, we have a backup Pastor in the wings because every Pastor wants to be a part of our hot podcast. Right? RIGHT?!
Oh, no? They just feel bad for us? We'll take it!
28 Jan 2021
2:02 - Jackie Chan's Atomic Breath
We've hit an all time record of two weeks in a row! Don't get used to it!
In this episode Tom trains a dragon, Travis becomes a Santa Monica fortune teller, and Andrew regresses back into a child-like state because he can't adult right.
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Until next week, please don't curve us! Or do, we aren't your moms!
21 Jan 2021
2:01 - Kentucky Fried Bugs Bunny
We've heard your cries and we are BACK! Now, we realize that this may mean even more of you will be crying, but that's a price we are willing to pay.
In this episode Travis convinces the other guys that Peacock TV is a worthy addition to their streaming devices, Andrew decides to cook up fried chicken using a Sega Genesis, and Tom picks a fight with a mountain!
Wanna join all of Tom's friends and blame him for all the terrible stuff in 2020? Here you go... https://www.facebook.com/groups/184989218235196 or just search "Thomas Rhonda" on Facebook and join the first group you see. It may not be the right one, but we're sure it's going to be fun for all involved.
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Until next week, keep snatching?
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