Two rootless gents—a transient Brit in Buenos Aires and a nomadic American in Los Angeles—laugh their way through stories about everything and nothing, obsessing over the minutiae of daily existence while striving to answer life’s big questions, like “Weren’t we younger once?”
Conversations range in topic from the tawdry hell of approaching middle-age to the scandalous lack of air conditioning units in the Tower of London visitor experience—plus a smidgen of everything and a super-size dollop of nothing in between.
Episode 31: Do Catholics Keep Long John Silver's in Business?
The Two Gents tackle yet more life-and-death brain teasers, such as: Who took the 'world's biggest poo' on a plane that left cabin 'puking'?; What are langostino lobsters when they're not shrimp?; Does Prince Harry listen to this podcast (in a Waffle House)?; What is the etymology of 'chicken'?; Who is Coronation Keith and what other events does he plan?; Does Snoop Dogg wear Skechers?; What are random fruits?; Does the US only exist so as to not be France (and vice versa)?; and If a man casts his fishing line into a dry boulevard, is he still fishing?
With a filleted Phil in Los Angeles and a discomfited Dominic in Buenos Aires.
Inquiries: twogentsfromnowhere@gmail.com
10 May 2023
Episode 30: Was the Coronation Quiche Tone-Deaf?
Following the lavish Coronation of a glum-looking King Chuck III, the Two Gents tackle a timely bunch of thought experiments, including: If a hot dog is eaten in a forest and no one is around to hear it squelch, does it make a sound?; Does "KC3" need to wear batting gloves when playing cricket?; If a truffle hog sniffs out a truffle does the truffle cease to be vegan?; Who was the first unsung hero to eat a lobster?; If a cow pats, what does a horse do?; Does the Stone of Destiny live better than we do?; If a blind dog can see with his nose, can he smell with his eyes? and more! PLUS, the return of Dominic's spectacularly unhelpful Spanish lessons.
With a fajita-whiffing Phil in Los Angeles and a quiche-scoffing Dominic in Buenos Aires.
Inquiries: twogentsfromnowhere@gmail.com
28 Feb 2023
Episode 29: The Wet Sock Dilemma
The Two Gents return for Season 2 to tackle big questions such as: Which are worse: wet jeans or wet socks?;How do you pronounce “Herbs”?; Could Jesus walk on chemical agents?; What do you do if your car doors have no handles?; Can whistles stop crime?; How many times per day does a sane person roll their eyes?; Should one try on socks before purchasing them?; Are size 9-13 socks closer to size 9 than to size 13?; Why don’t socks come with user instructions?; More questions about socks.
PLUS: the return of Phil’s dirty Costco obsession and Dominic’s deranged Spanish lessons.
With Phil in Miami (he'll be back in Los Angeles next week) and Dominic in Buenos Aires.
Inquiries: twogentsfromnowhere@gmail.com
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