Join me and my guests as we drink a little wine and talk a lot of sh*t. From exes to family members, bad dates to bad habits, life is one big roast waiting to happen. Let’s demolish it (full pours only).
If you can get past the echoes in my audio, you can get past a rocky first date… right? Joined by Duncan, DC’s top dating expert and undercover John Lennon impersonator, we’re exploring all the cringy sh*t guys AND girls do throughout every stage of the dating scene. Brace yourself because this is about to hit home.
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
19 Jun 2022
Traveling Turbulence
In my first-ever solo roast, I catch flights AND feelings… negative ones. I’m taking a stand against inefficient security lines, airport PDA, over talkative Uber drivers, and more. Put your seat in upright position and get ready for a bumpy ride ✈️
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
22 May 2022
The Cool Girl
She loves beer. She only has guy friends. She’s “not like other girls.” If you don’t know her, you might be her… she’s “the cool girl.” I’m back from my international hiatus and I’m tapping into my high school AP psychology knowledge for a special edition roast / psychoanalysis hybrid.
*If your feelings are hurt, you’re definitely her.
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
10 Apr 2022
Camp Roast
From horses to modeling, musical theatre and more, listen to my guests roast some of their most formative childhood memories: summer camps. Sprinkle in FMK, our new “Weenie of the Week” segment, and the desperation of me reliving my old chorus days… this episode is sure to bring you on a chaotic ride down memory lane.
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
17 Mar 2022
Exes
The one you’ve been waiting for… my exes take the open flame. As you’ll quickly learn from my guests, these fellas and their tendencies are so bizarre it’s impossible not to get sidetracked… buckle up and get ready for the most unhinged episode yet.
(For legal purposes, none of my exes stole restaurant benches. They were dumpster diving).
MUSIC:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
3 Mar 2022
Finance Bros & Spending Woes
On this special edition of the Two Glass Roast, we’re joined by my very own brother. A professional in both finance and making fun of me, he explores just one facet of my poor decision making: spending. Join him as he calls in from sunny Miami to tear through my credit card statement and my soul…
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
23 Feb 2022
SPORTS!
Joined by the Ashburn Farm Barracudas’ most dedicated swim star, this episode pulls back the curtain on the chaos surrounding organized sports. Dial your therapist because you’re about to unlock some repressed memories from hot days on the soccer field and sweaty laps in the gym. Let’s get physical!
Available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.
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Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
16 Feb 2022
Shit Boyfriends Do
Nothing says, “Happy Valentine’s Day” like roasting your significant other 💕 Whether they’re holding up the line at Costco or hogging the comforter, our boyfriends are constantly getting in our hair and giving us material to roast. Join me and my guest, Brittany as we destroy our own boyfriends in the name of sanity for those who can relate. Stay tuned to see if the relationships survive!
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
9 Feb 2022
The Ick
In this inaugural episode, I’m joined by a couple of guests who have been around the block a time or two. Hear them talk about the worst “icks” they have encountered on the dating scene, as well as confront some dicey rapid fire scenarios to see which celebs, if any, are ick-proof. Saddle up for a lot of refills and a lot of room for improvement... Let’s roast.
Music:
Track: Never Getting Older — Next Route [Audio Library Release]
Music provided by Audio Library Plus
Watch: https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc (https://youtu.be/QESvGaZIerc)
Free Download / Stream: https://alplus.io/never-getting-older (https://alplus.io/never-getting-older)
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