Maximillian Ives and Tyler Velez sit in a closet and talk about whatever they want. Each episode, the hosts discuss recommendations from the last episode, and one of the hosts brings a topic they wish to talk about. Antics ensue. Then, they wrap it up with two more recommendations, all for the price of fun.
Like/hate what you hear? Want to tell us you love us/to fuck off? Email the show at twoguyssittinginacloset@gmail.com
Two Guys Sitting in a Dungeon Ep. 2: Who Let the Dogs Out
Seriously, sorry for Tyler's audio in this episode. If it's unbearable, feel free to skip and send us hate mail.
Following the journey into the unknown world of magic and podcasting, Tyler continues his quest to find his missing co-host, but the Earwolves are attacking Cast's Pod. Armed with only a microphone and his new friend Ted Bee, can Tyler save the town? Or will the network (of beasts) shut him down...
Music used:
Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod
* Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance)
* License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
Burn The World Waltz by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7912-burn-the-world-waltz (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7912-burn-the-world-waltz)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
28 Apr 2022
Two Guys Who Sit in the Closet (and a SugGUESTion)
The episode where Tyler and Max really jerk themselves off into the microphone about their own show.
Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3856-happy-happy-game-show (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3856-happy-happy-game-show)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
Rock on Chicago by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4302-rock-on-chicago (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4302-rock-on-chicago)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
13 Apr 2022
Two Guys Sitting in a Dungeon Ep. 1: Enter the Closet
Tyler Velez was your average podcaster until his friend and cohost went missing. Now he needs to journey through another world to save him...
Sounds used:
Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
"Car Passing, Multi, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk (http://www.jshaw.co.uk/)) of Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org)
Virtutes Vocis by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4591-virtutes-vocis (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4591-virtutes-vocis)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
Nerves by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4117-nerves (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4117-nerves)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
Medieval City: https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423119/ (https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423119/)
Del Rio Bravo by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5706-del-rio-bravo (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5706-del-rio-bravo)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
13 Apr 2022
What is Dungeons and Dragons
This is not a true episode. Our next true episode is a Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Not sure what D&D is? Know what D&D is, but love our voices so much you don't care? Then, this is the podcast for you!
28 Jan 2022
Let's Get Metaphysical, Metaphysical. I Wanna Get Metaphysical
Let's get into metaphysical. Let me hear your god-y talk.
27 Nov 2021
Did you hear about this episode? People are dying to listen to it.
Max decides to make the podcast unfunny (so the same as usual) by talking about death. This episode does contain frank discussions about life, death, and Jesus doing a corkscrew.
We love you.
23 Nov 2021
The First and Last Time a Podcast Talked about Movies
An episode in which Tyler decided the topic was.......movies. And nothing else. Have a good day.
Bye.
Also email us! twoguyssittinginacloset@gmail.com
27 Sept 2021
Taking Debait
Tyler and Max engage in a few good-humored debates. And then things get heated when the fire nation attacks.
Link to the video Tyler recommends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owyJeIVtg0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owyJeIVtg0)
Cheering Sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Zihris/sounds/324369/ (https://freesound.org/people/Zihris/sounds/324369/)
Booing Sounds: https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150959/ (https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150959/)
21 Sept 2021
Avatar Aangain
The closet boys take on Avatar fan fiction again—and then talk more avatar. Honestly it's too much, but here we are.
Music:
Vanishing by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4578-vanishing (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4578-vanishing)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
1 Sept 2021
The Avatar? More Like the Badvatar. Wait, Did We Already Use This Pun?
Today Tyler and Max write a new Avatar the Last Airbender spinoff, but like any jerkoff tv writers in the last 10 years, we decide to steal from Breaking Bad.
Thanks for listening to our fanfic.
29 Jul 2021
The Five Out Boys
Today we do another thing called 5 by 5, but it's different we swear! Tyler can definitely come up with topic ideas that aren't the same. He just likes the same name.
LISTS! LISTS!!
(This podcast was originally recorded August of 2020)
Music Credits:
Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5744-strength-of-the-titans (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5744-strength-of-the-titans)
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license)
17 Apr 2021
Badvice
Originally recorded August 2020. After a very long hiatus, the closet boys are back with some solicited advice. The advice wasn't solicited to us, but it was solicited, so it counts.
9 Dec 2020
5x5x2xGuys
In this episode, Tyler and Max explore spontaneous storytelling in five minute bursts: the exact amount of time before improv starts to suck. Included are every one of Tyler's expressive P's and B's directly into your ear for your enjoyment.
Audio credits:
https://freesound.org/people/FatLane/sounds/111671/ (https://freesound.org/people/FatLane/sounds/111671/)
https://freesound.org/people/pgi/sounds/212606/ (https://freesound.org/people/pgi/sounds/212606/)
https://freesound.org/people/thefsoundman/sounds/118513/ (https://freesound.org/people/thefsoundman/sounds/118513/)
https://freesound.org/people/Setuniman/sounds/143994/ (https://freesound.org/people/Setuniman/sounds/143994/)
https://freesound.org/people/13GPanska_Gorbusinova_Anna/sounds/377991/ (https://freesound.org/people/13GPanska_Gorbusinova_Anna/sounds/377991/)
https://freesound.org/people/eric5335/sounds/52740/ (https://freesound.org/people/eric5335/sounds/52740/)
https://freesound.org/people/samfk360/sounds/148897/ (https://freesound.org/people/samfk360/sounds/148897/)
https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_96253/sounds/351304/ (https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_96253/sounds/351304/)
https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/528752/ (https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/528752/)
https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361483/ (https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361483/)
"Hiding Your Reality" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Man Down" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Enter the Maze" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
1 Dec 2020
Getting Mic'd and Getting Psych'd
The closet boys discuss the 36 questions that lead to love from Arthur Aron (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html)). And they do fall in love. And also they only do 35 questions.
Content warning: brief discussions about child abuse and suicide.
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