26 Dec 2019
Ugly American Radio Bizarro Joe Biden
Joe Biden reveals a little too much in the most recent democratic debate for the 2020 Presidential Election. Here he talks about a kid with a stutter who he counsels when no one is looking.
And welcome to another edition of the ugly American radio show. I am your host and I appreciate you taking the time. Is there anybody playing, paying attention to politics these days? I'm sure we all are. Well, yeah, as a matter of fact, I came across the, uh, the, uh, democratic debate last night and, um, kind of interesting and, and I know I talked about this on another one, but I feel like this needs its own segment.
Okay. And for reasons why? Because, well, let's face it, he's the quote unquote front runner. He's messed up in all this Ukraine stuff. Um, and, and by that I mean, I'm talking about Joe Biden, Joe Biden, who lives in some kind of bizarro world where it's okay to have kids, uh, rub the hair on your legs. And, you know, he said, you know, sorry, but, but that, he's a weird dude.
Uh, it just, just right to it. I mean, Joe Biden has been around for so long. Um, and this stuff was bound to come out. But now that it's actually, now that he's considered the quote unquote front runner, um, ed, he's always been known to make these gas, but everybody's a sad Joe and they never really took them seriously.
And they knew he never really had a chance. So it was okay because it was just, it's like that weird uncle, you know, I had one of those, I had a weird uncle. He passed away a couple of years ago. Great guy. You know, but, but he was a kind of guy who would I, he was like the Puerto Rican version of Joe Biden.
Well, and I stop and think about it. My uncle Louis, again, a great guy, but there are some times when he would say stuff at the wrong moment, right? And you're just like, Oh my God, what just happened? And I got to say that. It's like, it's like I'm watching a taller, wider version of my uncle. My uncle Louis Danny up there on the stage or, or what he's out and about what he's doing, interviews or what have you.
And it's just like, Oh my goodness, this is crazy. Cause I, we all know somebody like this, but this guy's actually has some power. And after being vice president for eight years under Barack Obama, now he's been elevated. He has been elevated. He's the elder statesman. He's going to bring us back to the Obama glory.
Um, even though Obama won't endorse him, which is odd. Um. So, so what, what happens more and more with Joe is his bizarro world that he lives in, starts to make it so it starts to, it starts to fall out of his mouth. It's like, Ooh, there's another piece. There's a, it's, it's, it's like he can't, he can't eat food without showing you half of it on his clothes.
He's one of those guys. You always know what he had to eat because he's wearing half of it. But this is what, we're not talking about food with Joe by we're talking about him and his mental state. And you know what? I'm starting to think maybe some people, you know, cause he's sometimes if people are like, Oh, he's got the beginnings of dementia.
I'm thinking. Yeah, maybe he could be on that road. And we're just, we're just sitting there or front row with a bag of popcorn watching. Oh, here he goes, here he goes, bizarro. I'm going to start calling him bizarro Joe. It's bizarro Joe. It used to be, you know the Zuka Joe, remember that? Zucca gum. He needs his own little comic strip and it comes in a little piece of gum and you see what, what bizarro Joe is up to.
So yeah. So now bizarro Joe is turning into. Dementia. Joe, I don't know if you can make a, I don't know if you could put that on some gum, a dementia, Joe. But that I think is what we're watching. Slowly but surely as it starts to unfold more, these weird things start to come out of Joe Biden. We've got all the pictures.
You get all pictures of him smooching on kids and grabbing women and all this stuff.
