They've really done it this time. Garrett and Stephen finished up a whole season of a podcast! This Ultimate Dracula Millionaire packs 24 hours of content into just under 3 hours! Can you believe we're still broke?!
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire (https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire)
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation (https://instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation)
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime (https://twitter.com/crime_slime) / instagram.com/scumball.machine (https://instagram.com/scumball.machine)
18 Jun 2022
Episode 9: Let's Go Barbie, Margot Robbie
In the penultimate episode of Ultimate Dracula Millionaire, Garrett and Stephen decide they're not allowed to die until they see the Barbie movie. They also discuss how to decorate Stephen's apartment, try to list as many "G" names as possible, and plan the grand finale 24 hour extravaganza. Oh yeah, and they're still broke :(
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire (https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire)
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation (https://instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation)
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime (https://twitter.com/crime_slime) / instagram.com/scumball.machine (https://instagram.com/scumball.machine)
11 Jun 2022
Episode 8: Sick and Broke
Garrett got sick and Stephen has to host this episode alone. Garrett keeps getting diarrhea, Stephen is in a lot of debt, and we still have 0 subscribers on Patreon. What the fuck? Also be on the lookout for our big Double Digit Digital Extravaganza, a 24 hour live stream event telethon fundraiser to celebrate 10 episodes of UDM!
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine
4 Jun 2022
Episode 7: Depploop
Garrett and Stephen are still broke and demand your money! In this episode the boiz discuss the conclusion of the Johnny Depp trial, Garrett thinks about buying a car, Stephen's pissed the comedy club doesn't want to hear his Dracula stand up, and the usual movie discussion. Give us your fucking money!
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire (https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire)
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation (https://instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation)
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime (https://twitter.com/crime_slime) / instagram.com/scumball.machine (https://instagram.com/scumball.machine)
28 May 2022
Episode 6: Playing on the Telephone
Garrett and Stephen eat an entire bag of popcorn, try to scam their friend Lila, accidentally give Bo Burnham a call, and talk about movies.
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire (https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire)
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation (https://instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation)
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime (https://twitter.com/crime_slime) / instagram.com/scumball.machine (https://instagram.com/scumball.machine)
21 May 2022
Episode 5: The Unsolved Mystery of Garrett's Dad
Join us for a very special episode of Ultimate Dracula Millionaire. Garrett and Stephen try to solve a true crime mystery, guest star on some Stargate podcast, talk about what movies they've been watching, and get pissed about the new Predator sequel, "Prey"
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire (https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire)
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation (https://instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation)
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime (https://twitter.com/crime_slime) / instagram.com/scumball.machine (https://instagram.com/scumball.machine)
14 May 2022
Episode 4: scifi chill UDM episode to relax and study to
Join Garrett and Stephen as they discuss movies, Star Trek, streaming services, aliens, getting caught masturbating, and more. This is the chill episode, folks, perfect for forming a parasocial relationship and listening to in the background while you study or just hang out.
Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire (https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire)
Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation (//instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation)
Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime (//twitter.com/crime_slime) / instagram.com/scumball.machine (//instagram.com/scumball.machine)
7 May 2022
Episode 3: Driving Kurt Burghardt
Garrett and Stephen return with another episode, more money troubles, a Patreon, and Kurt Burghardt in the studio. Stephen solves Kurt's financial situation with an instructional DVD, the guys plan a trip to the Everett Home Depot, Garrett and Stephen debut their one man show "Christian Slater", and Kurt gets yelled at for not liking Drive (2011).
Join the Patreon or else: https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire
Garrett - @the_garrett_clark_foundation on instagram
Stephen - @crime_slime on twitter / @scumball.machine on instagram
and special guest Kurt - @Kurt_Da_Hurt on twitter / @kurt_da_hurt on instagram
also, Kurt, you still owe us for the guest appearance: $50,000 for the appearance, $1.50 for the pizza, and about $10,000 in emotional damage
30 Apr 2022
Episode 2: Got His Ass
Garrett and Stephen are back and they have even less money than in the first episode! Garrett breaks down the Johnny Depp trial, Stephen poorly explains the plot of Jungle (AKA The Lost City), and they prank call local artist and punk rocker, Kurt Burghardt (@Kurt_Da_Hurt (//twitter.com/kurt_da_hurt) / @artbykurtdahurt (//instagram.com/artbykurtdahurt)). All this and more on the thrilling second episode of Ultimate Dracula Millionaire!
Garrett - @the_garrett_clark_foundation (//instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation) on instagram
Stephen - @crime_slime (//twitter.com/crime_slime) on twitter / @scumball.machine (//instagram.com/scumball.machine) on instagram
23 Apr 2022
Episode 1: Yo Bro, We Started A Podcast!
Garrett and Stephen are trying to scheme their way into a million bucks. In this episode they discuss The Morbius, try to reboot the Hanna-Barbera classics, and desperately beg for sponsors.
Garrett - @the_garrett_clark_foundation on instagram
Stephen - @crime_slime on twitter / @scumball.machine on instagram
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