Modern dating advice for all you widows in our fan base - don't marry the first Mary you talk to after the funeral. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Funky Guitar Vibe by Sound of Freedom. We also used Ocean Sounds in Curacao by kingcornz in the ad since both of us are so far from the ocean.
20 Jan 2025
Episode 14: Ep14 - A Rather Hairy Situation
A poetic jaunt into Maggie's haircut adventures. Find out how YOU can get a fake protostar certificate from us! Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Space Walk by Audiorezout.
30 Jul 2024
Episode 13: Ep13 - Yahweh Ain't Got No Butt
Maggie gives tips on how to escape a Red Cross facility and save people from a flood in Pakistan. You'll have to listen to figure out how butts come into the picture. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.
4 Nov 2023
Episode 12: Ep12 - Chapstick Toes
What could possibly go wrong when you're in a dark room with 15 Taylor Swifts? Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.
27 Aug 2023
Episode 11: Ep11 - Death is Not Funny
Maggie gives us a taste of the morbid sense of humor that she grew up around and that has helped us navigate the death in our lives. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad songs are Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado and Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.
3 Dec 2022
Episode 10: Ep10 - Dig Those Holes
Maggie talks about Holes (no, not those kinds of holes, you weirdo) as we reminisce about climbing God's Nipple. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Unauthorized Forms of Space Propulsion by Mystery Mammal.
1 Oct 2022
Episode 9: Ep09 - Free Lederhosen
Maggie journeys with her party of international goobers around Vienna. Let's find out what kind of shit they get up to (hint: it might be chicken shit). Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Her Majesty by Scott Holmes Music.
19 Aug 2022
Episode 8: Ep08 - Water for Plant!
That one time Maggie and Michelle went to Atlanta... if that's even a real place. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.
27 Jul 2022
Episode 7: Ep07 - I Smell a Rat... Named Jorge
The misadventures of Jorge the Rat and our high school hijinks. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com / Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License).
26 Jun 2022
Episode 6: Ep06 - The Night of Jim
Find out what horrible consequences can arise from drinking with old men. This is a long story so buckle your seat belts! Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado. If you're here looking for a product link: psst... our ads are fake (in case you haven't figured it out by now).
15 Apr 2022
Episode 5: Ep05 - Oh My Lady Gaga!
Living in China can be weird as a foreigner - listen for some super useful tips from Maggie and "Sponge" on what you can expect. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Unauthorized Forms of Space Propulsion by Mystery Mammal.
5 Mar 2022
Episode 4: Ep04 - Clown Carnival
Maggie tells stories about Karneval in Cologne, feat. drunk ostriches and pooping ladybugs. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.
24 Jan 2022
Episode 3: Ep03 - Where Jobs Grow on Jobbies
Maggie has some weird stories surrounding her weird jobs. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.
10 Jan 2022
Episode 2: Ep02 - The Burping Conspiracy
Maggie gets involved in a burping conspiracy and we try to get to the bottom of it. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.
3 Jan 2022
Episode 1: Ep01 - Public Nudity
Maggie talks about her public nudity experiences - good, bad, and awkward. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
1 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
3 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 9 / 100
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Quality
5
Social presence
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YouTube
0
Engagement
32
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