Two best friends, one unhinged and the other even more so, share their true stories on life in a very comedic and stupid way, with some splashes of seriousness thrown in. Not afraid of the Twitter Police or internet jail, they bravely talk about subjects the public is too scared and embarrassed to discuss. From hentai to the discussing the (best) worst directors in the world, from police brutality to serial killers, from cartoon network to nickelodeon, nothing is too dumb or risque for these two idiots. You'll love to hear Nathan try to form articulate thoughts and give great insight, while trying (and usually failing) to not say something stupid, and you and the rest of the world will be introduced to the annoying enigma that is Sheldon. This podcast is guaranteed to make you laugh hysterically and drop your jaw all the while. The real question is: which of the hosts is the unhinged one, and which is the really unhinged one?
Got drunk and high with the bois and this is the result lol, enjoy!
9 Aug 2020
A *trip* to the desert - Episode 9
We start today's podcast with an impression of our favorite cart bitch - Anthony (it's messed up to call someone a cart bitch, but it's ok with Anthony because he jerks off in public bathrooms). We go into a Dale conversation, and then immediately jump into a story about Nathan's time in Joshua Tree with the homies where he tripped on acid for the first (but likely not last) time.
Nathan tries his best to recount his experiences, feelings, and actions during the trip, much to Sheldon's interest. We later speak about video games and other dumbass shit. Enjoy!
1 Aug 2020
We SLUMPED - Episode 8
For this week's episode, Sheldon and Nathan made the mistake of not drinking an energy drink before the podcast, which unfortunately shows in this one being more boring than the rest of em. Can't always hit home runs I guess lol. We talk about Ted Cruz retweeting incest porn on 9/11, Josue lagging on reading a book, and a story about Sheldon subscribing to Playboy as a wee lad! It's not our best episode, but that doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable!
25 Jul 2020
Un#%! Sergio, Legend of the Hoodie (sorry Sergio) - Episode 7
Episode 7 - Sheldon and Nathan have 2 special guests: Sergio and Chad! Sergio breaks down and describes an important physical feature that proves he is not Jewish - listen to find out exactly what it is. In this episode of the show, we discuss comics, animated DC movies, the cleanliness of uncircumcised dudes, and the positives of a PC vs a PS4. Here's another long one, so of course I can't remember what we even talked about, enjoy!
20 Jul 2020
A Waste of $13 - Master Jimbo Cums Home - Episode 6
This one's a longun. 5 hour run time for a 5 star podcast.Enter: Jimbo. On this episode of the BEST podcast in the world (lmao jk that's the Michelle Obama show) we discuss the intricacies of OnlyFans, such as either show your whole hole, or delete your account (ahem, Alonna, ahem). We reminisce with one of our good friends on the stories from our Lowe's days like usual, and the shenanigans with our homies and coworkers. We talk about our resident cart boy jacking off, our resident racist getting fired at a different store, and of course, a surprise return from the serial killer himself, creepy-laugh Issac!To be completely honest, with episodes this fuckin long we can't remember even half of what we talked about. Just listen to this shit, ok? Enjoy
12 Jul 2020
DC Comics and Podcast Lore - Episode 5
On this episode of Dragonball Z, Sheldon and Nathan discuss (as usual) a varying assortment of topics, ranging from Terry Crews and his lack of wokeness to the state of DC Comics movies. We go off on tangents, devolving our 10 minute stories into 35-minute rants about nothing in particular. Sheldon reinforces his hatred for Italians, Nathan is still trying to understand, and the world is only the worse for their discussions on this topic. As an extra, you guys will be privy to the fun and sometimes inappropriate sexcapades, like Sheldon and his "Ghetto Princesses" and Nathan with his 2 AM romps with girls from P-Town.
12 Jul 2020
Cecil Dale and other caucasity - Episode 4
In this episode of the Uncut Potatoes Podcast, Sheldon and Nathan reminisce about more of their stupid encounters with the idiots they worked with, including Dale, Cody, and of course another story about Leno! Fat black asses are mentioned, Sheldon rants about Italians and how much he hates them, and Nathan sighs and lets him speak his racist, Italian-hating monologue. Another one for the books where these two idiots show their idiocy in full display. Enjoy!!
4 Jul 2020
99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall - Episode 3
In this episode of the Uncut Potatoes Pod, Sheldon and Nathan decide it would be a smart idea (spoiler alert - it isn't) to do shots of rum at the start of the episode. Listen in as these two dumbasses get progressively more drunk, and begin to unravel dumb stories and opinions.Nathan tells a story about how he and a few of the other idiots these two are friends with, ended up almost getting pinched by the cops for smoking out and hotboxing a dorm, and Shelly boy listens in, later giving his thoughts on Tarantino and his foot fetish.As usual, it's a whole bunch of nonsense, but this one might be even more stupid because of the hard liquor involved. I promise we won't make a habit of getting this drunk lmao.
27 Jun 2020
Ok, Frip Over 8===D - Episode 2
Sheldon reminisces on a dark story from his past, one that he has never uttered to any man before. Gather along with Nathan as he patiently listens and carries on a journey about discovery, but not self-discovery no, discovery of the depths to which horniness will take a man.Along the way, the two lovable dumbfucks speak about Blade and Wesley Snipes, Nathan gives a passionate speech about the pussy-ness that is Cyclops from X-Men, and Sheldon of course mentions "fat black asses" about 6 times.Listen along for a fun waste of time!
22 Jun 2020
Knock Knock, Who's There? Episode 1
In the premiere episode of Uncut Potatoes, Nathan and Sheldon discuss topical events, such as Aunt Jemima and school shooters, all while giving their particular brand of stupid humor and perspectives. Through their stories and tales from their time at Lowe's you will be introduced to the zany, surprisingly real dumbasses that these two dumbasses worked with. Enjoy ya idiot!
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