From the graveyard of broken dreams, bad decisions, and lives that probably should’ve come with warning labels… two unlikely survivors have clawed their way out of the pits of hell.
And now, against all good judgement, they’re bringing you music, entertainment, unsolicited opinions, terrible life advice, and an alarming number of cats.
It’s weird.
It’s wonderful.
It’s slightly concerning.
This is... Unlicensed to Air.
Finn the Cat gives us the lowdown on Japans annual cat themed festival, Miss Maiden expresses her true love for comfort food, and we get an exclusive interview with a spokes-moth about the recent moth activity across Australia.
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Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
Produced by Saturday Morning Files & I'll Die First Productions
Edited by Jack Wolff
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30 Sept 2026
#016 | Laser Cats & Alarm Toilets
Mike interviews a new cat species with interesting abilities, Miss Maiden contemplates the age old philosophy question: "should adults be able to order kids meals", and the Aussies discuss which instrument would be the most ideal to pee in.
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Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
Produced by Saturday Morning Files & Wolff Media Productions
Edited by Jack Wolff
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16 Sept 2026
#015 | Shoeys & Wallabies
The Australian in our hosts comes out as a Wallaby invades the UK, Magpie Swooping season threatens Miss Maiden's friends, and a small memorial for celebrity pet deaths.
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Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
Produced by Saturday Morning Files & Wolff Media Productions
Edited by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
2 Sept 2026
#014 | Spy Pigeons & A New Segment!
Spy pigeons invade India, frogs know how to avoid toxic men, and Mike introduces a brand new segment: Toilets From Around The World!
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Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Wolff Media Productions
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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19 Aug 2026
# 013 | Mosh-Pitt Mud Pie!!!
Sex dolls in suit cases & classrooms, Miss Maiden discusses our first review, and Mike digs deep into the psyche of a man who cleared out a movie theater with a not-so-silent but deadly.
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Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
5 Aug 2026
#012 | Real Life Butthole Surfers!
Finn the Cat sells us on Bishin' Bisheno, Tasmania, Miss Maiden educates the world about the hot new way to get out of work, and DJ Mike interviews one of the ocean's many butthole surfers!
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Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
22 Jul 2026
#011 | Sony Rep's & Bush Turkey Bill
Finn the Cat introduces a new guest in a very important PSA, DJ Mike and Miss Maiden speak to a Sony representative about games becoming digital only, and Miss Maiden reveals much about concert diapers and Corey Feldman's aversion to Hollywood cults.
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Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
8 Jul 2026
#010 | Punk Turtles & Penguin Turd Turrets
Miss Maiden honors the late Oliver Tree with a dedicated Music News, while a protected rebel turtle and a drunk seagull stick it to the man! Mike educates us on the bowel habits of the penguin, which covers more land than you'd think!
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Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
24 Jun 2026
#009 | Code Brown & The Crew's Music News
Miss Maiden dives into the deep end of a pool problem that costs thousands, while DJ Mike brings on some of our favorite guests to help out with this week's Music News!
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Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
10 Jun 2026
#008 | Hippo Habits & Chart Topping Drama
Miss Maiden recounts stories of Coolio's failed stage dive and a singer's dispute over one of the largest commercialized songs in modern history. DJ Mike teaches about hippos, and brings on a surprise "guest" to sing us a song!
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Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
27 May 2026
#007 | Crotch Cobbling & Serial Rat Killers
Fear the Serial Rat Killer, and a guy named Seth! Miss Maiden's perseverance in Crotch Cobbling isn't very fruitful (heh, get it? FRUITful?), and a special guest has something to say about the next dumb cinema gimmick.
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
13 May 2026
#006 | Dung Beetles, Drop Toilets, & Seagull Competitions!
Your hosts got a little carried away with poo related topics this week, talking about drop toilet (outhouse) disasters and dung beetles. However, a few fans of the podcast tried their hand at this year's Seagull Call Competition!
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
30 Apr 2026
#005 | Jealousy and a Mountain Lion?!?
A Mountain Lion mishap shames a poor kitty eating lunch, while Mike tries to figure out why his friends' girlfriends hate him. Miss Maiden rehashes her battle with AI in the form at AI music.
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
15 Apr 2026
#004 | The Easter Bunny Quits and Anthrax Rules!!!
Sandy and Miss Maiden recover from their Easter Party, and the Easter Bunny flakes on New Zealand this year. In music news, first hand reports from Miss Maiden herself confirms that Anthrax the band is still awesome! The mosh, not so much.
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
1 Apr 2026
#003 | New Breakfast Show and Death to Crocs
Hear more on the Kyle and Jackie-O show, as well as Sandy and Finn's replacement breakfast show! Mike explores another animal's bowel movements, and Miss Maiden's hatred for feet resurfaces.
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
13 Mar 2026
#002 | Cube Poop Workout and The Kyle and Jackie O Show
Voicemails from an emo, workout videos that get your ripped inside and out, and the breakup of Australia's #1 radio show hosts (no, not us) the Kyle and Jackie O Show.
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
5 Mar 2026
#001 | Xiaoping, Locked Doors, and The Brand New Podcast!
Meet the team as we transition from Australia's radio to the podcast realm! Xiaoping the French cat tells tales of legendary escapades, and Mike's wise words help you remember to always grab your keys before leaving home. This is Unlicensed to Air!
Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
Audio produced by Jack Wolff
Follow The Saturday Morning Files on Instagram Here (https://www.instagram.com/thesaturdaymorningfiles/)
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