UXP Ep.021: 4 Burgers, 3 Large Fries, and a Diet Coke
A 95-inch TV, a suspiciously ambitious fast-food order, and a debate about whether taste should be treated like a premium subscription. Just another episode of Unqualified Experts.
At 3:09, the crew investigates the real mystery: what does a deaf neighbor need with a 95-inch TV? By 10:18, the conversation has moved from lost senses to whether taste is essential—or just a tasty distraction. Then, at 22:34, they take on Tesla’s flying-car future and ask the practical question nobody at the demo seemed to: where exactly are you going to land that thing?
At 43:35, it’s time to test the hosts’ knowledge of today’s top rappers—and discover just how many names on the list are unfamiliar. And at 69:20, the crew gets into how outfits shape first impressions, attention, and the way people treat one another.
Expect big opinions, unexpected detours, and several moments where “hear me out” probably should’ve been followed by “actually, never mind.”
12 Oct 2026
UXP Ep.020: Bring Your Friend Who Ain’t Bleeding
The conversation opens with a shocking school-shooting case (1:36), sending Malik, Kyle, Mariahh, and Dare' into a heated debate about parenting, school safety, ADHD, accountability, and what justice should look like when the accused is a child. From there, the crew questions whether the prison system rehabilitates anyone—or is just a business with questionable customer service (27:47).
At 18:25, they get into a botched execution and debate whether surviving the death penalty should count as serving your sentence. Then comes a jaw-dropping story about a woman imprisoned in China after allegedly being scammed into carrying drugs (33:00). The episode takes another unexpected turn when Anthony Anderson’s story about his mother sparks a serious conversation about boundaries and grooming (45:28).
Later, Kyle raises the question of whether AI belongs in music, and the crew debates what makes art human (54:21). And much much more.
Expect unfiltered opinions, bold takes, and enough topic changes to make your playlist feel like it’s on shuffle.
8 Oct 2026
UXP Ep.019: No U-Turns
Unqualified Experts — Episode 19
The word everyone thinks is settled, the money conversation nobody wants to have, and old tweets that just won’t stay buried. Kyle, Malik, Mariah, and Dare get into lively debates about culture, friendship, relationships, artist loyalty, and where the line is between generosity and entitlement.
Along the way: Should a wealthy friend upgrade the whole crew to first class? Should your partner already know you hate mushrooms? And should fans back an artist’s new venture—even when the shoes are, well, a choice? Expect sharp opinions, playful roasting, and a group chat that occasionally wanders into think-tank territory. Call in TOLL FREE 844-314-0717 ex.800!!
Timestamps
(02:25) Weekly check-in and Apple Festival plans
(08:37) The debate over who gets to use the N-word
(14:52) Has the word lost its power?
(21:22) Who gets to decide where the line is?
(28:05) Should rich friends pay for the group?
(33:39) Generosity versus entitlement
(39:39) J. Cole’s sneakers: cop or drop?
(45:14) Buying the art—or buying into the artist
(64:17) The mushrooms story and relationship expectations
(69:06) A burger order becomes a lesson in paying attention
(74:19) Old tweets, firings, and second chances
(87:16) Should someone’s OnlyFans affect their job?
(105:02) Neighborhood nostalgia and a very unexpected detour
(110:30) Can people really leave their past behind?
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